Kids
Descendents Lyrics


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Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Feeling cranky, logged all night Kids on coffee Where's my Bonus Cup?Come on man, fill me up I need some Krappers to wash it down Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Went driving down to San Diego Passing by the nuclear tits Go away off my earth!Kids on coffee Kids on coffee!The amount of actual sleep is now optional.




Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song "Kids" by the punk band Descendents can be interpreted in different ways. The song seems to be a commentary on the effects of caffeinated drinks on youngsters. The opening line "Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health" introduces sarcastic humor and irony right at the start. The next two lines "Doug is bouncing off the walls/Ray is drooling big spit balls" suggest that the coffee has made them hyperactive and restless. The line "Feeling cranky, logged all night" makes you wonder if the kids have been up all night studying or if they have been partying.


The chorus "Where's my Bonus Cup?/Come on man, fill me up/I need some Krappers to wash it down/Kids on coffee/Kids on coffee" is a humorous take on the coffee culture in America. The kids seem obsessed with getting more coffee to drink and to fight off the sleepiness caused by the previous cups. The verses "Went driving down to San Diego/Passing by the nuclear tits/Go away off my earth!" suggest that the kids are high on caffeine and experiencing some paranoid delusions.


Overall, the song is a fun and lighthearted commentary on caffeine consumption and its effects on young people.


Line by Line Meaning

Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health
Sarcastically insisting on the goodness of coffee by parodying warning labels.


Doug is bouncing off the walls
Doug is hyperactive due to caffeine consumption.


Ray is drooling big spit balls
Ray is experiencing excessive saliva secretion as a side effect of coffee intake.


Feeling cranky, logged all night
Being grumpy and tired after pulling an all-nighter.


Kids on coffee
Kids consuming excessive amounts of coffee.


Where's my Bonus Cup?
Demanding a refill of coffee.


Come on man, fill me up
Urging someone to refill their empty cup of coffee.


I need some Krappers to wash it down
Needing something to eat alongside coffee.


Went driving down to San Diego
Taking a road trip with friends.


Passing by the nuclear tits
Driving past power plants or radioactive sites.


Go away off my earth!
Expressing frustration with the state of the world.


Kids on coffee
Reiterating the presence of kids consuming excessive amounts of coffee.


The amount of actual sleep is now optional.
Joking about how coffee can replace sleep.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: BENJAMIN PAUL BALLANCE-DREW, FRASER LANCE THORNEYCROFT SMITH

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