Help Me
Deuce Lyrics

Hello?
Deuce picks up the phone to talk to Aron.

Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, yo you there?
Deuce confirms he's on the other end of the line.

Hey yeah! What's up!
Deuce greets Aron.

So a little birdie tells me you're working on a new record, is that true?
Aron asks Deuce if he's working on new music.

B-Birdy, yeah that's
Deuce confirms the rumor that he's working on new music.

WTF are you thinking!
Aron expresses his disapproval of Deuce starting his own band.

Help Me
Deuce asks for assistance.

Uh I'm very busy I'm doin' shit you know?
Deuce is preoccupied with his work and doesn't have time for Aron's criticism.

WTF is goin' on through your brain? We're big
Aron questions Deuce's decision-making and reminds him of their record label's power.

we're a fucking major label! You ain't gonna be startin' your own band!
Aron asserts that Deuce's band won't be successful without their label's support.

I'm gonna trash that record! No radio!
Aron threatens to ruin Deuce's new record by not promoting it on the radio.

You ain't not comin' out without my permission! Imma burry you boy, Imma burry you!
Aron threatens to sabotage Deuce's career if he goes against the label's wishes.

I'm the George Bush of this rap shit
Deuce compares himself to George W. Bush, implying that he's in power.

You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass
Deuce insults Randy Jackson, suggesting that he doesn't care what other people think of him.

I'm the white Obama bitch
Deuce compares himself to Barack Obama, implying that he's a successful leader.

You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit
Deuce doesn't care what people think and will do what he wants.

I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got
Deuce is frustrated with people who try to control him.

These thousand drums make you want a little click
Deuce thinks his music is good and will attract fans.

Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with
Deuce thinks his music is better than other rap stars.

These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick
Deuce is unimpressed by other rap stars.

Like Monica Lewinsky when She's sucking on a 6 inch toothpick bitch
Deuce compares himself to Bill Clinton and suggests he's powerful like the President.

Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it
Deuce thinks he's popular with female fans.

Make a new clit. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound
Deuce thinks he has a unique sound that is appealing to younger fans.

Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my dick
Deuce won't give up without a fight.

While the next world trade center blows up quick
Deuce references terrorism and insinuates he won't back down.

Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer
Deuce insults a police officer, suggesting he's overweight and lazy.

Everybody go nuts!
Deuce urges his fans to go crazy.

Look what I've become
Deuce reflects on his accomplishments.

This place I've begun
Deuce is looking forward to his future success.

Started as The One and still don't give a fuck
Deuce thinks he's the best and doesn't care about other people's opinions.

These bitches gettin' love
Deuce thinks he's popular with female fans.

No more Grenade a' Dove
Deuce won't use the same tactics as other artists to gain fans.

You 30 rappers *blech*
Deuce doesn't think much of other rappers.

You still ain't gotta buzz
Deuce thinks he's more successful than other rappers.

You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck
Deuce doesn't think his competition will be successful.

I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up
Deuce thinks he's talented and his fans should listen to him.

I don't need MTV when I sell this much
Deuce thinks he's successful even without MTV's support.

I'd rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son
Deuce would rather be on a popular talk show than a more prestigious one.

I am better than that
Deuce thinks he's more successful than other artists.

I'm a veteran, kid
Deuce has been in the music industry for a long time.

Get these kids offa medicine bitch
Deuce thinks some young artists rely too much on drugs for creativity.

Who's better than him
Deuce thinks he's the best artist.

I'mma ruin that bitch
Deuce will destroy his competition.

I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again
Deuce is confident in his abilities.

At least fight back, pussy
Deuce challenges his competition to stand up for themselves.

Give me a challenge
Deuce wants to be challenged.

I'm the BOSS motherfucker you don't want no static
Deuce is confident in his abilities and doesn't want any trouble.

B-O-S-S, Deuce is back bitch
Deuce is back and ready to take on the music industry.

Yo Truth (what's up)
Deuce greets someone named Truth.

Pass the automatic!
Deuce asks for a gun.

Yeah!
Deuce is excited and confident.

These labels want to put me away for good
Deuce thinks record labels want to end his career.

They wanna keep me in the hood
Deuce thinks record labels want to limit his success.

But I keep swinging right back like you know I should
Deuce won't give up and keeps fighting for success.

Making history in the books
Deuce is proud of his success and will go down in history.

You suck
Deuce insults his competition.

There's no buts
Deuce is confident in his abilities and doesn't care about other people's opinions.

The whole music industry can lick my nuts
Deuce doesn't care about the music industry.

Motherfucker I ain't got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!
Deuce thinks record labels are trying to control him like Donald Trump.

Yeah!
Deuce is excited and confident.