I DONT DWANK
Die Antwoord Lyrics

Fuck dude, I'm so fucking pissed off dude
I am extremely angry and frustrated right now.

You know that fucking picture with the,
I'm referring to a specific picture that you should be familiar with.

With the chick with the fucking big tits and the American bikini?
The picture features a woman with large breasts wearing an American bikini.

Well Kim, Kim fucking sent a picture to her and she said
Someone named Kim sent the picture to Yolandi Visser and she had a response.

"Love from, Yolandi Visser, prawn" (Fuck)
Yolandi Visser wrote back with the message 'Love from Yolandi Visser, prawn' which has upset me.

She fucking said, I didn't say fucking, I said
I am quoting Yolandi Visser, but without adding the word 'fucking' myself.

Okay, I'm not talking to you just, shsshh
I'm telling someone to be quiet so that I can focus on something else.

Just, can't I just fucking, just, drop the fucking beat man!
I want to focus on the music and need someone to drop the beat.

Okay, well then
Now that the beat has been dropped, I can continue the song.

Fuck a beat!
I don't need a beat, I can still make good music without one.

Yo, I don't fuck up or suck up to anyone
I am independent and don't conform or try to impress anyone.

I wake up when I want, make our props, get paid out my asshole
I have control over my life and finances, and can make money easily.

My DJ's the mothafuckin' business
I have a great DJ who is very successful.

Every time he hits me with a beat I'm like Jesus!
The beats my DJ produces are amazing and make me feel excited.

I don't need anyone to help me
I am capable of doing everything myself and don't need anyone else's assistance.

Dropped my record label I'm still very fuckin' wealthy
I am wealthy and successful despite leaving my record label.

Money's not a problem, cash flow healthy
I have a lot of money and don't have to worry about finances.

Vodacom was too expensive so I switched to Cell C
I changed my cellphone provider from Vodacom to Cell C because it was cheaper.

I don't ask famous people for their picture
I don't bother celebrities or ask them to take a picture with me.

When you see me on the streets just, be cool with the Ninja
If you see me in public, treat me like a regular person and be polite.

Don't lose your fuckin' mind just say "Hi, how you feelin'?"
Don't get overly excited, just greet me and ask how I'm doing.

"I'll say fine," now stop freaking out and tweaking and start eating up my time
I'll respond with a polite answer, but please don't waste my time with excessive enthusiasm.

I don't hand people my fucking demo
I don't give out my music to people in an attempt to get discovered.

Plus I never used to
I never used to do it in the past either.

Just make a track and drop that shit on YouTube
I release my music on YouTube instead of trying to get signed by a record label.

Quit steppin' to me dwankin' out
Stop bothering me or trying too hard to get my attention.

Try to fucking suck up
Don't try to impress me with flattery or sucking up to me.

Just let your shit speak for itself and shut the fuck up!
Let your music speak for itself and don't try to convince me to like it by talking excessively.

Yooo fuck!
I am expressing frustration or annoyance.

Drop the fucking beat Hi-Tek
I am requesting for the beat to be dropped again.

Yolandi, hoy!
I am calling out Yolandi Visser's name in a playful way.

Yo
I'm starting a new verse.

I don't dwank
I don't try too hard or go overboard with anything.

I come make money
I make money easily and frequently.

Plus I'm fucking famous so I don't say sorry
I'm not sorry for anything because I am successful and famous.

Don't blame me girl go blame Anies
I'm not the one to blame, you should blame someone else named Anies instead.

Yo get off my back he's the gangsta, I'm just a fuckin' rat
The real gangster here is Anies, I'm just a small player in comparison.

I come from below, I run the show, rat's rule (Ya!)
I may not be the biggest or strongest, but I still have power and control.

You down to me, that's cool
If you support me, that's great.

You not down to me, what the fuck's down witchu?
If you don't support me, what's wrong with you?

Brah, you got issues
You have problems or are acting strange.

My shit just so hot
My music is very good.

And we won't stop 'til we fuckin' go pop
I won't stop making music until I become extremely popular.

Like a fuckin' soap opera
My rise to fame is like a dramatic television show.

When you so popular
Once you become very popular.

Don't fuck with little Miss Visser cause I'll fuck you up
Don't mess with Yolandi Visser or she will retaliate in a violent way.

I don't care
I'm not bothered or affected by what you do or say.

What you fuckin' think
What do you believe or assume?

Next time you try fuckin' with me maybe stop and think
If you bother me again, consider the consequences first.

"Why the hell am I so bothered by this chick?"
Reflect on why you are bothered by me.

Am I maybe jealous or just fuckin' retarded
You might just be jealous or foolish for being bothered by me.

Yo
Starting another verse.

I don't cue
I don't wait in line or follow rules.

I walk right through
I go straight through without hesitation.

You know who I fuckin' am man
I am very well-known and you should recognize me.

Who the fuck are you?
I don't know who you are and don't care.

When I'm in the club I get more chicks than I can manage
I am very attractive to women and there are so many interested that I can't handle them all.

Grinding me front and back like a Ninja fuckin' sandwich
Women are dancing up against me from both the front and back, like a sandwich, in a sexually suggestive way.

So don't stress
Don't worry or be anxious.

Everything I do is so sex
Everything I do is sexual or attractive.

My style is so sex
My personal style is sexual or provocative.

My smile is so sex
My smile is attractive or appealing.

My baba's so fresh
My music is new and refreshing.

My rhyme's are so next
My lyrics are innovative and ahead of their time.

Zef god with the spark might as well flex
I'm talented and successful, might as well show it off.

Don't send mothafucka's "Please call me!"
Don't ask for a call back from me.

Uh-uh
No way, I won't do it.

I send mothafucka's airtime
Instead, I'll send you cellphone airtime as a gesture of goodwill.

By my fuckin' stressed life
Because of the stress in my life.

Me a little blessed life
Despite the stress, my life is still pretty good.

Mama I don't lose
I am always victorious or successful.

Betta' luck next time
If you were unsuccessful, better luck in the future.

Sucka's step back
People who are not successful or talented should stay away from me.

You don't want to see Ninja snap
You don't want to see me angry or upset.

When I'm in South Africa I speak like I'm black
I adopt a certain accent when I'm in South Africa which is common among black people.

If you not a fan, why you keep coming back?
If you don't like me, why do you keep listening to my music or following me?

Exactly motherfucka you bumping this track
That's why you're listening, because you enjoy my music.

You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You're foolish or unintelligent for not recognizing my talent.

You stupid mothafucka' (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
You're a stupid person for not appreciating me.

You stupid (I-I-I I don't dwank!)
Again, you're foolish for not recognizing my talent.

You stupid
You're unintelligent or foolish in general.