Missing Link
Dinosaur Jr. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Lyrics

Hey, I gotta start it
I am about to begin the song

MCs be carted, off
Rappers will be taken away

Ya soft
You are not tough

Dinosaur Jr. will flood that's gotta warn ya
Our music will become very popular and we are warning you about it

What in blazes
What the hell

Hey this, is phat
This is great

Weigh this
Think about this

I'll portray this
I will depict this

Photographs, so the last laugh
Taking pictures so we can have the last laugh

Is mine, you're behind
I’m ahead and you’re behind

For the mind, and for the soul
For your brain and your spirit

That's how I roll
That's my style

Now I hold
Now I’m holding

The mic, with my life
I hold the microphone as if it were my life

Depended on it
My life depending on it

I'm doin' ya bond it
I'm doing you a favor

My non gets worts it
My nonsensical words are worth it

And I'm apart from wackness
I’m separated from bad rap music

I'm separated
I’m different

Did you like how I spiked the ball
Did you like how I celebrated my success

Despite ya all
Despite all of you

You could come bite a small portion
You can get a small taste of my success

There's more in the vault
I have more music in store

Halt, have a malt
Stop and have a drink

I alta your brain patterens
I alter your thought patterns

Yet it's my fault
But it’s my responsibility

I sustain phatter blends
I maintain a better blended sound

Of words heard, stampede
With heard words, I create a stampede

Damn he the speech with two teach?
Did he just say that in two different languages?

Just me, no simile, never flow simpily, cause it was meant to be, the Truth, the truth, and nothing but the truth, I tell it to the youth, Propelling with the proof, in the puddin', wouldn't you like to know?, Oh, no you didn't, my flows never quittin', and that's the truth, the Mothephfuckin' truth my man.
I only use pure, truthful language in my music because it’s how it’s supposed to be. I tell the youth the truth and back it up with proof. You may be curious about what I have to say, but trust me when I say that I never stop flowing, and everything I say is 100% true.

I'm on the scrimmage
I'm in the game

Waitin' for you phucking imitations
Waiting for the fake rappers to try and copy me

And I'm not descriminating
I am not biased

Myself, when I'm making my wealth
I’m the only one benefiting from my music

Pure facts
Everything I say is true

It's hard for me to endure wack MCs
It’s difficult for me to listen to bad rappers

I lay my tracks with ease
I create my music with ease

I'm tellin' you that Del is truth
I’m telling you that I am truthful

Appelin' through your arteries
My music hits you hard

You scar your knees
You get down on your knees in admiration

Bowing, praising, now when I phase in
Bowing and praising me when I step on the scene

Like Kitty Pride
Like the comic book character Kitty Pryde who has the power of phasing through objects

City wide
Throughout the entire city

Confer to kick the rumor
I confirm that the rumor is true

Him admit he lies
He admits that he lied

The truth will set you free
Telling the truth will free you

When I upset MCs
When I anger other rappers

Execute MCs
Defeat other rappers

I do my best to mute MCs
I try to silence other rappers with my skills

All it takes is intelligence
Being smart is all it takes

I'm great with embellishments
I’m good at making things better

They need a savior
They need someone to save them

So Del is sent...
So I am sent to save rap music

Yeah, the truth, the truth, the nothing but the truth, I tell it to The youth, propelling with the proof, in the puudin', wouldn't you Like to know?, Oh, no you didn't, my flow is never quittin', and That's the truth, the motherphucking truth my man, the truth, the Motherphucking truth, I'll punch you in your tooth, ass drop the roof, Bitch...
I continue to tell the truth in my music, especially to the younger audience, and all of it is backed up with proof. My flow never stops and it’s always truthful. If you don’t believe me, I’ll prove you wrong by dropping the beat on your head.

You know my attributes
You know what I’m about

So don't act cute
Don’t try to be fake around me

It's moot
It’s pointless

A closed casket
You’ll be buried in a closed casket if you mess with us

The most massive Fluff, just me
My raps are the biggest and I’m the only one who can do it

No simile
No comparisons

Never flow simpily
I never create simple rhymes

Cause it was meant to be
It was always supposed to sound this good

Never concluded
I never stop

Sever your crew with
I will destroy your group with

Microlazer surgery,
My rhymes are so precise they’re like surgery with a laser

I get Adam split up like atoms like the Molecule Man
My rhymes are so powerful I can split them like atoms like the comic book character Molecule Man

Now all of you stand
Now you all notice me

Like a congregation
Like a group of people gathered for religious worship

On the basement titric
In the underground music scene

Hip-hop
The genre of music

Not carin' sharin'
Not caring about sharing

Tearin' Jones here in clones
Destroying the fake rappers who try to copy me

Wearin' bones
Wearing bones as jewelry

Skeletons, your plasma is like gelatin
Your insides are like jello because you’re scared of me

And tell a friend
Spread the word about me

Who's developin'
Who is creating

Cause Del's intelligent...
Because I’m smart

Yeah, my lyrical technique, will make ya body freak, my lyrical Technique, will make ya body tweak, my lyrical technique, will make Ya body seek, the beaning, double-teaming, on your motherphuckin' Brain. Yeah, see that hoe, too, yeah, bitch phuck it...slammin'.
My rhyming style is so impressive it will make your body react in a crazy way. I’ll make you think harder and challenge your mind. You’ll feel overwhelmed but in the best way possible. All you other rappers out there better watch out because I'm not going away quietly.