Gaston
Disney (Beauty & the Beast) Lyrics

Who does she think she is, that girl has tangled with The wrong man! No one says no to Gaston
Gaston feels insulted and tries to establish his power. He believes nobody can reject him.

Dismissed! Rejected, publicly humiliated Why, it's more than I can bear
Gaston is upset and embarrassed that anyone would say no to him, he feels a sense of entitlement.

More beer
Gaston believes that drinking alcohol will help him overcome his humiliation and distress.

Who, you, never Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together
LeFou tries to comfort and encourage Gaston to move on and maintain his confidence and composure.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps
LeFou tries to comfort and encourage Gaston by telling him that he's loved and envied by everyone, even when he's being challenged or facing difficulties.

There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
LeFou tries to boost Gaston's ego by telling him that he's a beloved, respected, and inspiring figure in the community.

No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Gaston brags about his physical attributes and masculinity. He believes that everyone admires and wants to be on his team.

No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating My, what a guy, that Gaston
Gaston boasts about his unique features which makes him stand out from the rest. He’s proud of his intimidating physique and believes these traits make him the perfect man.

Give five hurrahs Give twelve hip-hips Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips
Gaston and his supporters celebrate his greatness, insulting anyone who does not share their opinion.

No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston For there's no one as burly and brawny As you see I've got biceps to spare Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny That's right And every last inch of me's covered with hair
Gaston boasts about his fighting ability and physical strength. He flaunts his muscular physique and abundance of body hair.

No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm especially good at expectorating (Ptooey) Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston thinks he is the most talented person in every aspect, including spitting. He only sees his own strengths and wants to prove himself as the best in every situation.

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Gaston brags about his eating habits and how it has helped him become so physically large and in charge.

No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston I use antlers in all of my decorating Say it again Who's a man among men And then say it once more Who's the hero next door Who's a super success Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down And his name's G-A-S-T G-a-s-t e G-a-s-t-o, oh
Gaston believes that he excels in all areas of his life, including hunting, fashion, and being a role model. He insists that everyone should admire and respect him as the ultimate guy.