Kung Fu Fighting
Dollar Lyrics

There's a buzz in the sky
a message goes out to Earth's farthest reaches
We came for a fight
tonight we're want some asses in the bleachers
Gather Earth's martial artists, get them ready for the showdown
Pardon the interruption to your news 'bout the hometown
There's a saucer in the sky, no one knows who to take them to
They don't wanna meet our leaders they just want to
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Someone call Bruce Lee
he's been dead since '73
Well what about Van Damme
He's comin' as fast as he can
He can jump and do the splits and take a shit on one or three
He might need some backup, like that dude from Rocky V
Or was it Rocky IV? We need that commie Ivan Drago
Fight for the motherland in an armored Winnebago
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Norris didn't break a sweat delivering roundhouse kicks like a fighter jet
Aliens on the ropes, Ric Flair's dashing all your hopes
Someone get Mehmet Oz because these aliens need a doctor
Those "mission accomplished" banners will make the flight back home real awkward
We taught those dudes a lesson about with whom they should not fuck
Let's hope our next adventure calls for MONSTER TRUCKS
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