Apartment 223
Dr. Dooom Lyrics

Do not ring the bell, there is nobody home
The spirits around will haunt you, do not ring the bell. There is nobody home

Apartment 223
I am referring to Apartment 223

Apartment 223 with body parts under my bed
In Apartment 223, I have hidden body parts under my bed

cut your abdomen out stab your fuckin leather coat
I will cut your abdomen and stab your leather coat in a violent act

I chant while candles burn with robes on
I engage in a ritualistic chant while wearing robes and having candles burn

You will learn
You will gain knowledge from this experience

Christian no Hebrew on the the balcony I see you
On the balcony, I see you and I differentiate between Christianity and Hebrew ideologies

The devils coffin with corpse of course
I possess a coffin that belongs to the devil with a corpse inside, as expected

In a mental state earthquake
I am experiencing a mental earthquake or turmoil

Schitzophrenic eatin' Campbells soup
I, a schizophrenic, am eating Campbells soup

Takin a piss urinalysis test
I am urinating to take a urinalysis test

I hope you wear a fuckin bullet proof vest
I suggest that you wear a bulletproof vest for your own safety

Just purchased the charter arms .38
I have recently bought a Charter Arms .38 firearm

Then you entered the confetti hell gate
After that, you entered the gate of hell made of confetti

On the pee(?) floor bloody towels on sculptures
On the urine-soaked floor, there are bloody towels placed on sculptures

Machine gun suitcases, for all you niggaz with 2 faces
I have suitcases filled with machine guns, specifically for those individuals who have two-faced personalities

Mass murder, should have been in San Quentin
I have committed mass murder and believe that I should have been incarcerated at San Quentin prison

I'm doin'life to ten, when I come home you goddamn right I'm goin back again
I am serving a life sentence of ten years, and when I am released, I will undoubtedly return to a life of crime

Fuck the drinks on the table
I dismiss and disregard the drinks that are present on the table

While you sleep I take pictures of bullets in your navel
While you are asleep, I capture photographs of bullets placed in your belly button

Open your face and pour milk in your forehead
I reveal your face and pour milk onto your forehead

Count the bodies, that's four dead
I tally the number of deceased individuals, which amounts to four

Look behind your fuckin' back
Turn around and pay attention to what is happening behind you

With the drill bit in your ass crack, EXTREME PRESSURE
I apply extreme pressure by inserting a drill bit into your buttocks' crevice

Teach you a lesson
I am about to provide you with a valuable lesson

Fuck your confession of evil I march with black sheep on the Sunset streets
I reject your admission of wrongdoing, and instead, I join forces with the outcasts on the Sunset streets

With hoods like Dracula
We wear hoods resembling Dracula's attire

I walk in back of ya
I walk behind you

Draggin you stomach parts to McDonalds
I am dragging your stomach organs to a McDonald's restaurant

Drink Absolut bottles and bottles, while you tryint to fuck with the most exotic models
I consume numerous bottles of Absolut vodka, while you attempt to engage with extremely attractive models

As you see the sign, beware of animals
When you encounter the sign, exercise caution as there may be dangerous animals present

A fuckin wild habitat
This is a highly untamed and unpredictable environment

My living room is the wilderness with spots on my carpet
My living room resembles a wilderness, with various stains on the carpet

practicing my gun targets
I am honing my shooting skills by practicing with targets

Virtual reality is a rough end to your career
Engaging in virtual reality activities can bring about the downfall of your career

set you on fire in a leather chair
I will ignite a leather chair while you are seated in it, causing you to burn

Using charcoal to broil
I employ charcoal for cooking purposes

Rap your jealous eyeballs in aluminum foil
I wrap your envious eyes with aluminum foil

Wearin' Masses(masks) on the telephone talkin to your black asses, with stocking caps I reach
I wear masks while speaking on the phone to address individuals of African descent, and I am able to identify them by their stocking caps

I'm takin'your ass in a rented van to Venice Beach
I am forcefully taking you to Venice Beach in a rented van

In a cardboard box
I am situated in a cardboard box

Beatin' down your knees with a bag of Master locks
I am violently striking your knees with a bag filled with Master locks

Police can't hear you with a dead body tied near you
The presence of a deceased individual near you prevents the police from hearing your pleas

It's hot, I 'm drinkin' soda with a tech-9 sprayin' your fan belt motor
In the heat, I am consuming soda while shooting a tech-9 firearm at your vehicle's fan belt motor

Stop the bullshit, blast your hands of the hood
Cease your deceptive behavior, as I will shoot your hands off the car hood

I pull quick
I act rapidly

Video tape you in a puddle of blood with razors in your dick
I record a video of you surrounded by a pool of blood while having razors inserted into your genitalia

With an extra clip I move your torso
Using an additional ammunition clip, I forcibly reposition your upper body

Spit on your hips
I expectorate on your hips

With Mac-11 vice grips, surgery is major
I use Mac-11 vice grips to perform major surgery

With my sneakers stompin' on your pager
I wear sneakers and purposely crush your pager with my feet

With my cup of Maxwell coffee, I like niggas whose bossy
While sipping Maxwell coffee, I am fond of individuals who exhibit a dominant attitude

Fuck the critics I press your back
I disregard the critics and forcefully press against your back

Steam burn through your straight leg jeans
I subject your straight-leg jeans to steam that causes burns

Soakin your bones out in the washing machine, with tide soap in the laundromat you witness the killing
I submerge your bones in the washing machine and use Tide soap, thereby exposing you to the act of murder at the laundromat

Your man got scared called Riverdale with a baseball hat, took a cab to Hawthorne
Your associate, frightened, phoned Riverdale while wearing a baseball hat and subsequently took a cab to Hawthorne

I know where he's goin'
I am aware of his intended destination

You can't hide in an empty apartment with a matress and no protection
You cannot conceal yourself in an empty apartment with only a mattress for cover and no means of protection

with a New York psycho
in the company of a deranged individual from New York

Bombshells in the Hollywood section
There are explosive devices present in the Hollywood area

I'm pressin bells and bells and bells till you fuckin let me in
I persistently and repeatedly ring doorbells until you finally allow me to enter

Follow you on tour like a haunted nightmare
I track your every move during your tour, akin to a haunting nightmare

Kickin' in your intestines like Rick Flair
I brutally strike your intestines, similar to the wrestling moves performed by Rick Flair

Standin' by the Mobil gas station with a flamethrower and a fuckin lawnmower, throwin big lighters at your fuel tank
I am stationed at the Mobil gas station with a combination of a flamethrower and a lawnmower, and I hurl large lighters at your vehicle's fuel tank

I smash your face in the elestric window, piss on your fenders
I forcefully strike your face against the electric window and proceed to urinate on your vehicle's fenders

With my ubbrella up like the Avengers
I hold my umbrella up, much like the superheroes in the Avengers franchise

Plead guily in court bring glocks through security
I enter the court with a plea of guilty, while successfully bypassing security with concealed glock firearms

x-reays going for the worlds record
I am undergoing an excessive number of x-ray examinations, potentially aiming to set a new record

Shut the fuck up about music, I'm playin' checkers with blood Polo shirts
Stop discussing trivial matters related to music, as I am occupied playing a game of checkers using blood-soaked Polo shirts

Lookin' at the fireworks on the dirty ass terrace
I observe the fireworks display while situated on a dirty and unpleasant terrace

Bones in 'fridgerators spring water and lettuce
I store bones in refrigerators along with bottles of spring water and lettuce

Fuck it if your jealous
I do not care if you are envious

Gather crackers with flowers around 'em
I collect individuals who are easily manipulated, often referred to as crackers, and adorn them with flowers

Keep you eyes around 'em
Make sure to keep your eyes on them at all times

Buck dishes, dial your ambulance I'm on a mission
I break dishes as I urgently call for an ambulance, for I am on a mission

Open up your shin guards in tinfoil
I unwrap your shin guards, revealing tinfoil underneath

Warmin' my bread and Saurkraut while your legs boil
I heat my bread and sauerkraut while causing your legs to boil

Ketchup and Mustard, Fuck voodoo
Using ketchup and mustard, I express my disdain for voodoo rituals

Paint on my face lookin off my roof like Shaka Zulu
I have painted my face and am gazing off my roof, resembling Shaka Zulu

Surroundin you area for the biggest mass hysteria
I am enclosing your vicinity in order to create the largest and most intense state of mass hysteria

Muhammed don't (he mad?)
Muhammed is not pleased with the current situation

While you motherfuckers eat pork I taste real humans on my fork
While you individuals consume pork, I prefer the taste of actual human flesh on my utensils

You do not see anything on the table? (Chairs squeak against floor) Well wait until I get the box....
Are you unable to see anything on the table? Well, just wait until I retrieve the box, and it will become clear.