Call the Cops
Dr. Dooom Lyrics

Jacky you keep them rollers in your hair With that plastic on your head huh?
Mocking Jacky for his appearance

Man, hey Keith who did your jheri curls man? They look good I seen y'all this morning on Cops man
Complimenting Keith's hairstyle before joking about them appearing on the show Cops

They had y'all pictures, all your profiles and everything Y'all should stay low... Gene called He need five dollars
Warns them to keep a low profile after seeing their pictures on Cops, and mentions a friend who needs money

Ultimate focus behind your neck kid We flex with tecs on your lyrical index Stop the masses, rotate the fastest Afro jheri curl world, get ignited
A boast about their ability to create attention by being original, and that they're capable of overpowering their musical competition

Reinvited on your Main Sources like the enforcers Submachines spray your Liberace pianoes Freestyle ambulances, bring out your new dancers While why'all can't rap, we took your Ampex
Claiming that they're the real deal when it comes to rap, unlike others who can't compete. They took their Ampex, and tell people to bring out their newest dancers

We have protective custody Got your face disgustin me - with animal like instincts I left a dead gorilla in a skating rink Penetrate your Gap jeans with Black & Decker machines
Jokes about grotesque acts they have done, including leaving a dead gorilla in a skating rink and penetrating someone's gap jeans with tools

Alternate your skullies, catch dead rats in Saran Wrap Put used diapers on your windshield wipers Make you eat your own feces, sell you {?}lindrum elyses{?} Pull out your colon, leave your gland swollen
Continuing with crude jokes about disgusting acts, such as putting used diapers on someone's windshield wipers and making them eat their own feces

Uncircumcised between your mom's thighs That's right, with a face like Michael Myers I clip the ears off your bodyguards with bloody pliers Bound to eat a German shepherd in the Mojabe desert
More crude jokes about sexual acts and violence to others

While y'all talk gangster, I push body parts in shopping carts Leave wigs on streets on Melrose so coroners can smell those Arms for three days, with three legs in the backseat Y'all get the back heat - with the police department
Boasting about their violent actions and mocking others who just talk about being gangsters. They leave body parts in shopping carts and play with dead bodies in their car

Scared to look in my apartment Three weeks ago I dumped a bag of legs with beer kegs Went to Rouse and bought a six-pack and some eggs Seen my face in the paper with a beard, went home and shaved Took out your bodies in the pickup truck, back to the grave Drinkin' Yoohoo's and donuts, y'all punks think I'm so nuts Walkin' in hospital rooms like the black Dr. Dooom Push you in the wheelchair, out the window Down the steps like Ironside, you run and hide Handicapped with no maps, I'm after you, throw gas at you
Providing a vivid description of their gruesome lifestyle, including buying beer and eggs after dumping a bag of legs. They enjoy scaring people and act unpredictably

Projects call the cops
A warning to others in the neighborhood that the police are coming

The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states (the projects call the cops) The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states (the projects call the cops) The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states (the projects call the cops) The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states...
Describing how they are wanted by the FBI and must flee to other states

Jacky Jasper with illegal drugs, somethin for the thugs A bag of penises with twenty butt plugs Persian rugs, with dead bodies on it Call Columbo, who done it solve it, and I'll revolve it
More jokes about illegal substances and crude objects, as well as Persian rugs with dead bodies on them. They are mocking detective shows and being confident that they can outsmart investigators

And hold it, to the wolves, to the hawks, to the dogs Vagina with bugs rubs cubs, getting fellatio Way {?} fo' sho, positive why die live Comatose tomato juice and cherry hose and toast Santa Anna, Barbara at the Barberry coast, most Chicks licks black holes, village exposed Wastin my children on her clothes Some went up her nose, suppose
A mixture of crude jokes, sexual innuendos, and random references, without any real meaning

I penetrated your neck with a Bic pen With a belt around my waist like book me Don't ask my neighbors, bodies dead, 69 flavors Behavior's, smokin glass with coleslaw hangin out your ass Take a blast, I'm travellin fast, past A nymphomaniac, diggin up corpse, I'm a necrophiliac Gettin my chick back, hittin up smack Had that head bobbin, joggin, cyclin, recycling Conniving, arrive in hearse drivin it's even Seven heads ten horns believe in, evil demon Ask {?} Steven, retreatin, you're beaten, eaten Dead puss, sardine can smell from here to Hell
More vivid descriptions of violent acts and sexual perversions, with a mixture of random phrases and references

A gladiator with tights under disco lights Blowin a harmonica, yo in Santa Monica in a Honda Named Bazzle, night fall the press crossdress your name Wanda Call McGerrit, call Dan-O, call Chino Five-oh, rollin in a pinto From Ohio, Toledo down to San Pedro Believe me hoe, I sold Kurtis the Blow
A mixture of random phrases, locations, and names, with a reference to drug dealing

The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states (the projects call the cops) The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states (the projects call the cops) The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states (the projects call the cops) The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights We move to alternate states...
Reiterating their need to flee from the FBI by moving to other states, with the warning that the police are coming