B**** Please II
Dr. Dre Lyrics

Yeah, what up, Detroit?
Greetings, Detroit! How are you?

Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh, no, he didn't
No, no, no, he did not

They didn't do it again (What-what, you what?)
They did not repeat their actions (What-what, what did you say?)

You shitted on these niggas two times, Dr. Dre?
Did you disrespect these individuals two times, Dr. Dre?

Oh, fo' sho'
Oh, for sure

Uh-uh, naw, you smell that?
No, no, do you detect that odor?

This is special right here (What-what, what-what-what?)
This is something extraordinary (What-what, what-what-what?)

Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie, baby
Yes, let's raise our glasses to the rhythm, darling

To the boogie-oogie-oogie
To the dance, dance, dance

Yeah, you know, what's crackin', Dre?
Yes, you know, what's happening, Dre?

Just let me lay back and kick some old simplistic pimp shit
Allow me to relax and present some straightforward pimp talk

On Slim's shit, and start riots like Limp Bizkit
On Slim's music, and incite chaos like Limp Bizkit did

Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concerts
Play 'Guilty Conscience' during live performances

And watch mosh pits
And observe the violent crowd reactions

'Til motherfuckers knock each other unconscious
Until individuals violently knock each other out

(Watch out, nigga!)
(Be careful, my friend!)

Some of these crowds that Slim draws is rowdy as Crenshaw
Some of the audiences that Slim attracts are as wild as Crenshaw

Boulevard, when it's packed and full of cars
Boulevard, when it's crowded with vehicles

Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw
Some of the audiences that Snoop and I attract

Is niggas from Crenshaw, from Long Beach to South Central
Consists of individuals from Crenshaw, from Long Beach to South Central

Whoa, not these niggas again
Oh no, not these individuals once more

These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again (Shit)
These foolish, impulsive adult men once again (Damn)

You and what army could harm me?
You and who else could bring me harm?

D.R.E. and Shady with Doggy from Long Beach (Westside)
Dr. Dre and Eminem with Snoop Dogg from Long Beach (representing the Westside)

Came a long way to makin' these songs play
We have come a long way in creating these songs

It'll be a wrong move to stare at me the wrong way
It would be a mistake to look at me in a disrespectful manner

I got a long Uz' and I carry it all day
I have a large Uzi gun and I carry it throughout the day

Sometimes it's like a nightmare just bein' Andre
Sometimes it feels like a bad dream just being Andre

But I
However, I

Somehow, some way
In one way or another

Hello nigga, you know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Hello, friend, you know about Snoop Dogg

Now let me cut these niggas up
Now allow me to criticize these individuals

And show 'em where the fuck I'm comin' from
And demonstrate the origin of my perspective

I get the party crackin' from the shit that I be spittin', son
I initiate the party excitement with the lyrics I deliver, son

Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Engage in a swift and successful operation, collect the funds, and escape

Got about fifty guns
I possess approximately fifty firearms

And I love all of 'em the same, bang-bang (Word up)
And I have an equal affection for all of them, bang-bang (Indeed)

Damn, baby girl, what's your name?
Wow, young lady, may I inquire about your name?

I forgot, what'd you say it was?
I apologize, what did you say your name was?

Damn, a nigga buzzed (Fucked up)
Wow, I am intoxicated (Extremely intoxicated)

Hangin' in the club with my nephew Eminem (What's up Slim)
Spending time in the club with my nephew, Eminem (How are you, Slim)

(What up, Cuz? What up, Snoop!)
(Hello, cousin? Hello, Snoop!)

The Great White American Hope
The great white American aspiration

Done hooked up with the king of the motherfuckin' West Coast
Has collaborated with the ruler of the West Coast

Baby
Darling

And you don't really wanna fuck with me
And you truly do not want to engage in conflict with me

Only nigga that I trust is me
The only person I trust is myself

Fuck around and make me bust this heat
Attempt to provoke me and I might shoot you

That's the devil, they always wanna dance
That's evil, they always crave chaos

I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin' you move
I am the dominant figure, observing your actions

You're found dead in your garage
You are discovered deceased in your garage

With ten o'clock news coverage
With media coverage at 10 o'clock news

Gotta love it 'cause I expose the facade
You have to appreciate it because I reveal the false front

Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
Your tiny lungs cannot handle smoking with a supreme being

All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Setting aside humor, come party with us

Standin' over you with a 12 gauge, about to bust
Standing above you with a 12-gauge shotgun, ready to fire

It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
It is similar to the cycle of life and death

I might leave in a bodybag, but never in cuffs
I might depart in a body bag, but never in handcuffs

So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
So who can you rely on? They are simply not tough or resilient

When things get rough I'm in the club shootin' with Puff
When situations become difficult, I am in the club partying with Puff

Bitch, please! You must have a mental disease
Woman, please! You must suffer from a mental disorder

Assume the position and get back down on your knees
Take the submissive position and kneel down once more

Come on
Let's go

Aww, naww, big Slim Dogg
Oh no, big Slim Dogg

Eighty pound balls, (What?) dick six inch long (Mm)
Courageous and confident, (What?) well-endowed with a six-inch penis

Back up in the heezy, baby
Back up in the place, darling

He's Shady (He's so crazy!)
He is Shady (He is incredibly unpredictable!)

Give me the mic, let me recite 'til Timothy White
Give me the microphone, allow me to perform until Timothy White

Pickets outside the Interscope offices every night
Protesters outside the Interscope headquarters each night

What if he's right? I'm just a criminal
What if he is correct? I am simply a lawbreaker

Makin' a livin' off of the world's misery
Earning a living from the suffering of the world

What in the world gives me the right to say what I like?
What justifies my freedom to express myself however I please?

And walk around flippin' the bird
And walk around giving the middle finger to others

Livin' the urban life, like a white kid from the burbs
Living the city life, resembling a white child from the suburbs

Dreamin' at night of screamin' at Mom, schemin' to leave
Having dreams of yelling at Mom, plotting to escape

Run away from home, and grow to be as evil as me
Flee from one's family, and become as wicked as I am

I just want you all to notice me, and people to see
I simply desire to receive attention from all of you, for people to acknowledge my presence

That somewhere deep down there's a decent human being in me
That somewhere within me, there exists a kind-hearted individual

It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me
However, it cannot be discovered, thus the reason why you observe this side of me

Is 'cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean
Is because this is the person I am presently, the recent individual who acts cruel

So when you see me dressin' up like a nerd on TV
So when you witness me dressing like a geek on television

Or heard the CD usin' the fag word so freely
Or heard the CD where I use the derogatory term for homosexuals so casually

It's just me bein' me; here, want me to tone it down?
It is simply me expressing my authentic self; here, would you like me to reduce the intensity?

Suck my fuckin' dick, you faggot! You happy now?
Perform oral sex on my penis, you derogatory term for a gay person! Are you satisfied now?

Look here, I start some trouble everywhere that I go (That I go)
Listen, I initiate conflict wherever I visit (That I go)

Ask the bouncers in the club 'cause they know ('Cause they know)
Inquire with the bouncers at the club because they are aware ('Cause they know)

I start some shit, they throw me out the back door (The back door)
I cause commotion, and they eject me out the rear exit (The back door)

Come back and shoot the club up with a .44 (a .44)
Return and shoot up the club with a .44 caliber gun (a .44)

And you don't really wanna fuck with me
And you truly do not want to engage in conflict with me

Only nigga that I trust is me
The only person I trust is myself

Fuck around and make me bust this heat
Attempt to provoke me and I might shoot you

That's the devil, they always wanna dance
That's evil, they always crave chaos

2001 and forever
The year 2001 and beyond

Slim Shady
Slim Shady (Eminem)

Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre

Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg

X to the Z
Xzibit

Nate Dogg
Nate Dogg

Come on, yeah
Let's go, yeah