Freaker's Ball
Dr. Hook Lyrics


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(Shel Silverstein)

Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)
Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
And you know you're invited one and all
Uh oh

Come on baby's grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
And don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)

Blow your whistle, and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good, it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the freaker's ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

We're at a ball
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball





(c) 1973 Tro-Essex Music Ltd.

Overall Meaning

The song "Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball" by Dr. Hook with lyrics by Shel Silverstein is a humorous narrative account of an outrageous party for people of all genders and sexual orientations. The song's message is about the celebration of human sexuality and sexual diversity. The lyrics are wonderfully playful and full of innuendo, exaggerated sexual acts and references. The urgency that the lyrics present is meant to encourage the audience to accept their sexuality and to embrace open, fulfilling sexual relationships. The song suggests that the attendees are having fun, going against the societal norms, and the recurring statement that β€œit feels so good, it must be wrong” highlights the idea that there is a societal norm, but there is this counterculture movement that people should let their hair down and have fun at these events.


The first two stanzas of the song presents the invitation to the party and encourages attendees to dress up in flashy outfits, blow whistles and make a lot of noise, and to chill any inhibitions they might have. The following stanzas describe the party-goers and their behaviors as diverse, unconventional, and often blatantly sexual, implying that everyone is welcome and can act freely. The last stanza hints that the party-goers are interested in exploring or indulging in their most perverse and taboo desires, whether it be with the living or dead, and concludes with the listeners left wondering what will happen next.


Line by Line Meaning

Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)
There exists a party, commonly referred to as the freaker's ball


Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
The party is going to occur tonight at the location called Freaker's Hall


And you know you're invited one and all
All individuals are welcome to attend the party


Uh oh
This phrase is used to express concern or anxiety, typically when something has gone wrong.


Come on baby's grease your lips
Prepare your lips to engage in romantic behavior.


Grab your hats and swing your hips
Prepare to dance.


And don't forget to bring your whips
Bring your instruments used to inflict pain.


We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)
We are heading to the party


Blow your whistle, and bang your gong
Make loud noises to indicate one's presence.


Roll up something to take along
Bring substances for consumption.


It feels so good, it must be wrong
The illicit activities bring pleasure, but are described as immoral.


Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together
The homosexual individuals are dancing together.


The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The fetishists and collectors of leather objects are wearing them.


The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
The most extreme individuals interested in taking or receiving pain are present.


Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you
The masochists request physical pain while the sadists would be happy to oblige.


The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
Drug addicts are dancing with law enforcement officers.


All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
The drug-free individuals are dancing with those who are under the influence of drugs.


Across the floor and up the wall
People are energetically dancing everywhere.


We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We are dancing wildly at the party.


Everybody's kissing each other
People are freely exchanging kisses with one another.


Brother with sister, son with mother
Incestuous relationships are occurring.


Smear my body up with butter
Coat my body with butter for sexual purposes.


And take me to the freaker's ball
Bring me to the party.


Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
Please share the remainder of the marijuana cigar and pour some wine.


I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
Let's engage in a kiss exchange.


I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
I will continue to dance until exhaustion.


White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
People of all races are present.


Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
Individuals sexually attracted to corpses are searching for them.


The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Again, the most extreme individuals interested in taking or receiving pain are present.


Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you
The masochists request physical pain while the sadists would be happy to oblige.


Everybody ballin' in batches
Everyone is engaging in sexual activity together.


Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
Individuals with the pathology of pyromania are lighting matches.


I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
I will satisfy my sexual desires in any way necessary.


Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We are energetically dancing wildly at the party.


We're at a ball
A party is occurring.


We're freakin' at the freaker's ball
We are dancing wildly at the party.




Lyrics Β© O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: SHEL SILVERSTEIN

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Comments from YouTube:

@karenhall-gist6966

I did a lot of weird things listening to this in my youth, but now that I'm 71, I wish I could do it all again!

@timothyworl1565

Party on wayne

@terryfox1575

I concur hahaha

@chadlewis7545

I wish I could do them with you

@humbyjack2809

I got you ol mate... keeping the dream alive....

@evelynmorrison7430

What's stopping you? Lol.

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@BobvsSagetAT

I think Dr Hook deserves to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

@RickStaffordcartunes

so agree

@dlzrdldy29

I most definitely wholeheartedly AGREE!! HOW do we do it?

@takamineman5884

They didn't think they would get on the cover of The Rolling Stone, and they eventually did! Maybe their next step is the Hall of Fame!

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