Jumpstart
Dr. Octagon Lyrics

Adjust two levels, with immobile chemicals That y'all pass to Saturn, relax for your physical
Take two doses of drugs that will not allow you to move; you'll be so high that your body will feel like it's on another planet, but you'll still be relaxed.

See you hatin with night vision Masters at Work meet you in division Heavy writing, deadly fumes in position Jumpstart
I can see you hating on me even in the dark; my music is so good that it's like two talented teams playing against each other; I'm ready to get started with my work.

Nuclear so-lar power, dressed like the Terminator One programmed robot, one hour Get out the fire extinguisher The New York Police Department save your valuables I'll face the exe- exe- exe- executioner
I am like a powerful, unstoppable robot with nuclear and solar energy, capable of causing mayhem; make sure you have a fire extinguisher on hand in case something goes wrong; the New York Police Department will keep your valuable assets safe; I am brave enough to face death head-on.

Mack- Mack- Mack- Mack trucks blow up later I'll show up with stable contacts and Argent tech You pass off the building contracts While the drummer lays the "Critical Beatdown" ["lays the Critical Beatdown"] conditioned horn section You're in position
There might be violent explosions, but I'm well-connected and well-versed in Argent technology; you can focus on the administrative side of things while the drummer sets the beat and the horn section sets the tone; you're prepared to get started.

Jumpstart [x8]
Let's get started with our work.

Can't find the funkin [x2] Can't find the funkin towel
I can't find the funky beat or rhythm; I'm struggling.

Kinetic sector session, we face the election American Express therapeutic campaign Ultimate plutonium, uranium, blew my, carbon dioxide Is the qualified For MC's, you better drink that Drano [x2] For MC's, you better drink that- that That... that... that... unclogger
We're in a high-energy work session, and we're preparing for an important decision or event; American Express is running a campaign that's supposed to make you feel better; I've been exposed to powerful elements like plutonium and uranium, and even carbon dioxide is starting to mess with me; if you're an MC, you better come prepared, or else you should drink Drano to unclog your brain.

Roll the wheelchair like Ironside Wash your whack baseball cap with Tide Behind the thin curtains and small blinds you can't hide Pain match up to the hater with tight-ass gym shorts on Look at you lookin like the Gladiator ["Look at you lookin like the Gladiator"] My pee stains turn yellow on foes and perform greater While you control the testicles with the handles from Sega
I'm rolling my wheelchair like Ironside, cleaning my ugly hat with Tide; you can't hide behind flimsy curtains and tiny blinds; even though you're wearing tight gym shorts, I'm still able to compete with you; you look like a gladiator, but my urine stains turn even my enemies yellow before I destroy them; you might think you're in control, but I'm able to control using handles from a Sega console.

Jumpstart [x14] Nice
Let's get started with our work many times over, and it's going to be great.

Jumpstart, nice Jumpstart, jumpstart, nice Jumpstart, nice Jumpstart, jumpstart, nice One, two One, two One, two One, two~! That's for all you Richie tan figures
Let's get started and have fun doing it; this is for everyone listening or reading, especially people with a suntan.