I Put A Spell On You
Dr Savage Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'I Put A Spell On You' by these artists:

- Creedence Clearwater Revival I put a spell on you, because you're mine You better…
A. C. Newman I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Alice Smith I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Aline Vida I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Andre and the Giants 'Ion got time Shit ain't the same no more, wish I…
Angelina Jordan I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the things…
Animals I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Annie Lennox I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Aqualung I've been watching your world from afar I've been trying to…

ARI I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine You better stop…
Arnold Brown I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Aslı Ece Yılmaz ""I Put A Spel lOn You I put a…
Atlas Natacha I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Austin Giorgio You put a spell on me I'm losing my mind You better…
Axel Rudi Pell I put a spell on you, because you're mine You better…
Belinda More Within nineteen your at the bar, Getting attention they know…
Benoit Tab I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bette Midler I put a spell on you And now you're mine. You can't…
Bill Wyman & Rhythm Kings I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bill Wyman's Bootleg Kings I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bill Wyman’s Rhythm Kings I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Brandi Carlile I put a spell on you (some kind of spell) Because…
Bryan Ferry I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bryan Ferry Roxy Music I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bryan Ferry & Roxy Music I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bryan Ferry + Roxy Music I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bryan Ferry / Roxy Music I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Bryan Ferry Roxy Music I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Buddy Guy I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Buddy Guy Carlos Santana I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Buddy Guy feat. Carlos Santana I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Casey Abrams I put a spell on you Because... I put a spell on…
Cee-Roo feat. Nina Simone I put a spell on you because you're mine Do-do-do-do-do-do-d…
Chicken Hawks I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Christone I put a spell on you Because, because you're mine Because yo…

Clearwater I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Crazy World Of Arthur Brown I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Credence Clearwater Revival (Feat. John Fogerty) I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Creedence Clearwater Revival I put a spell on you, because you're mine You better…
Dana Owens I put a spell on you, yeah because you're mine oh baby,…
David Gilmour I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Debbie Sledge I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine You better stop…
Demon Fuzz I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Divine Intervention Well, buzz, buzz, buzz goes the bumble bee Tweele, deedle, …
DJ Premier/Mr. Thing I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Dr. Frankenstein If I could write a story, and end it like…
Eels I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop…
Electra McKlein I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Eric Burdon I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Eric Burdon and the Animals I put a spell on you, because you're mine You'd…
FAMILY ROOM - Creedence Clearwater Revival I put a spell on you, because you're mine You better…
Fandom I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine You better stop…
Ferry (Bryan) I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Florence K I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Freak on a Leash I put a spell on you, And now you′re mine You can't…
Garou I put a spell on you, because you're mine You better…
Gizmo Varillas I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Graham BLVD I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine You better stop…
Graham Blvd. I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Halloween kids If there′s something strange in your neighborhood Who you go…
hawkins screamin jay I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the…
Holland Jools I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
I put a spell on you - Nina Simone I put a spell on you ´cos you´re mine you better stop…
Intergalactic Contemporary Ensemble I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
It's a Cover Up I put a spell on you Because you′re mine You better stop…
It's M.E. I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
IZA I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine You better stop…
izzy reign I put a spell on you And now you're mine You can't…
Jacquie Lee I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Jamaican Reggae Cuts I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Jarboe I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Jeff Beck I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the things…
Jerry Granelli I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Jesse Cook I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Jimmy Barnes I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Joe Maye You know i love you i love u girl i dont care…
John Debney I put a spell on you And now you're mine. You can't…
John Fogerty I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop The…
Jools Holland I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Jools Holland %26 His Rhythm %26 Blues Orchestra I put a spell on you, oh, cause you're mine You…
Jools Holland & His Rhythm & Blues Orchestra I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Joss Stone featuring Jeff Beck I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the things…
Juanjo Bona I put a spell on you, 'cause you're mine You better…
k!O I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Kat Bjelland I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Katie Melua ( Screamin' Jay Hawkins Cover / Live ) I put a…
Kenny Neal; Tab Benoit I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Kim Circle I put a spell on you Because you're mine-e Mm you better…
Kim Nalley I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
KITCHEN 1 - Creedence Clearwater Revival I put a spell on you, because you're mine You better…
L.C. Smith I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Leon Russell 1, 2, 1, 2, 3 1, 2, 1, 2 I put a…
Leslie West I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
LIVING ROOM - Nina Simone I put a spell on you because you're mine Do-do-do-do-do-do-d…
Lord D'Andre 'Ion got time Shit ain't the same no more, wish I…
Lost Highway I put a spell on you Because you're mine I can't stand…
Lyambiko I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
M. 1 What lies ahead is in Your hands, I put…
Maisy Kay I put a spell on you Because you′re mine You better stop…
Manfred Mann I put a spell on you Because you're mine I don't like…
Marilyn Manson I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Maysa I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine You better stop…
MC5 I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Mojo Juju I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine I put a…
Morgan James I put a spell on you Hm… Because you're mine You better sto…
Movie Sounds Unlimited Finjo ser invisível Pra não ter que te encarar Afogo na pisc…
Mozart Rottweiler I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Mo’Ju I put a spell on you And your heart will always…
Mystic Number National Bank I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
New Kids In Town I put a spell on you And now you′re mine You can't…
Nick Cave I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds From Department of Enjoyment, NME compilation cassette; avai…
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Kylie Minogue I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Nina Simone I put a spell on you because you're mine Do-do-do-do-do-do-d…
Nina Simone (1933-2003) I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Nina Simone - Topic I put a spell on you because you're mine Do-do-do-do-do-do-d…
Nina Simone攀 I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Pattycake I put a spell on you And now you′re mine. You can't…
Persia White I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Pete Townshend I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Raney Shockne I put a spell on you Because you′re mine. I can't stand…
Ray Anthony and His Orchestra I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Roxy Music I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Roxy Music & Bryan Ferry I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Roxy Music (Bryan Ferry) I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Russell Leon 1, 2, 1, 2, 3 1, 2, 1, 2 I put a…
S . R . M 1 What lies ahead is in Your hands, I put…
S4TAN I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Sara Niemietz & W.G. Snuffy Walden Feeling so alone yuh I'm in my home yuh Searching for my…
screamin I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the…
Screamin Jay Hawkins I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Screamin' Jay Hawkins I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the…
Screaming Jay Hawkins I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Screamin´ Jay Hawkins I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the…
ScreaminґJay Hawkins I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the…
Seal I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
She & Him Anything we should know about your change? No I won't surren…
She & Him/She and Him Anything we should know about your change? No I won't surre…
Sherie Marshall I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Simone (Nina) I put a spell on you because you're mine Do-do-do-do-do-do-d…
Sonique I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
sreaming´ jay hawkins I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the things…
Steve Ferrone I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Sylvia Black I put a spell on you ′Cause you're mine You better stop…
Tab Benoit I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Talia Keys I Put a Spell On You Written by: Screamin' Jay Hawkins I…
The Alan Price Set I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
The Charts I put a spell on you Because you′re mine You better stop…
The Countdown Singers I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
The Five Americans I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
The Malchicks You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much…
The Me-Janes I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
The Moon-Rays I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine Stop the things…
The Mystic Number National Bank I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
The Petards I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better…
The Rationals I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Them (featuring Van Morrison) I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine Bi-a-do-ya, di-a-do-…
Them! I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Various Artists I put a spell on you Because you're mine Stop the things…
Vince Jones I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Willy Moon I put a spell on you 'Cause you're mine Stop the things…
Wishing On A Star I put a spell on you And now you′re mine You can't…
Wyman Bill I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Zooey Deschanel (She & Him) Anything we should know about your change? No I won't surren…
Annie Lennox I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop…
Arthur Brown I put a spell on you because you're mine You better…
Creedence Clearwater Revival I put a spell on you, because you're mine You better…
Nina Simone I put a spell on you because you're mine Do-do-do-do-do-do-d…

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02That's What I'm Gonna Do

03Devil's At The Wheel

04Hot Sauce

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@zachismail2259

4y↑2K

Having done the maths, Scott Steiner has a 7/12 chance, Joe a 3/12 chance and Angle a 2/12 chance:

Ordinarily in a 3-way match there are 6 possible pinfall outcomes, all of 1/6 possibilty each: (based on the premise that when two ordinary wrestlers go 1 on 1 the outcome is 50:50)

-Steiner pins Joe
-Steiner pins Angle
-Joe pins Steiner
-Joe pins Angle
-Angle pins Steiner
-Angle pins Joe

However, since Kurt KNOOOWS he can't beat Steiner, when considering Angle vs Steiner we go from probability ratio of 50:50 to a ratio of 0:100. Therefore, when considering the 3-way pinfall probabilites we go from a ratio of 1/6 : 1/6 to 0 : 2/6.
So that looks like 'Steiner pins Angle' now has a 2/6 (or 4/12) chance of occuring, while 'Angle pins Steiner' is at 0.

Now moving on to Joe vs Steiner. Becaus Steiner is a Genetic Freak and not normal, Joe vs Steiner goes from the ordinary 1v1 ratio of 50:50 to 25:75. That means the 3-way pinfall probabilites go from again the ordinary ratio of 1/6 : 1/6 to the new ratio (based on the 25:75 proportions) of 1/12 : 3/12
This means 'Steiner pins Joe' has 3/12 chance of occuring, while 'Joe pins Steiner' has a 1/12 chance of occuring.

Meanwhile the Angle vs Joe probabilities stay at 1/6 each way (or 2/12) because they are ordinary wrestlers against each other at 50:50. So our list of 6 possible outcomes from the 3-way match now looks like this with calculated probabilities in twelfths (/12) in brackets:

-Steiner pins Joe (3/12)
-Steiner pins Angle (4/12)

-Joe pins Steiner (1/12)
-Joe pins Angle (2/12)

-Angle pins Steiner (0/12)
-Angle pins Joe (2/12)

Adding the two winning combinations for each wrestler gives totals for victory:

Steiner: 7/12 (~58%)
Joe: 3/12 (25%)
Angle: 2/12 (~17%)

Of course none of this matters because Kurt Angle wasn't in the match, Señior Joe? won and it's all scripted anyway. So in reality the numbers actually spell DISASTER for me because I'm the one spending all my time doing this instead of anything meaningful.

@julianharley9428

4y↑32

The math is simple, and makes sense in a logical way. In sports, we believe that every competition is a fair match. At the beginning of the contest each side has an equal ability to win.

Though, wrestling is not just sports, it's entertainment and Scott Steiner is a genetic freak of entertainment. He's able to get people to sit for at least 1 minute and hear him ramble on about math, and that's not normal. His entertainment factor gives him a 25% advantage over anyone in a fair wrestling match.

At Sacrifice, the 3 way match isn't just a 3 way match, there are 2 matches going on, the main match and a match between the Rivals, this is common in many 3 way matches.

That match, in a way, will have at least 2 fair matches. One between all 3 and one between Somoa Joe and Steiner. Steiner's entertainment edge of 25% is applied to all fair fights, even multiple happening at the same time.

When you add Kurt Angle into the mix, you were probably better of just leaving him out cause he knows Steiner will out entertain him in any engagement, so instead Kurt Angle will avoid Steiner to try and get over using Somoa Joe, so in reality it would be a 2 v 1 against Somoa Joe, giving Steiner the 66 2/3% chance of winning.

Angle should get this as well, but he knows he can't beat Steiner so his chances of winning is essentially 0-33 1/3% depending on if he could beat Somoa Joe.

Steiner did not expand on this, but let's just say Steiner wants to be the one to pin Somoa Joe and will do everything to stop Kurt Angle from winning. If Kurt has to go through Steiner to win, his chances are 0. If he is able to catch Steiner out of impact range (outside the ring, laying on the mat, etc.) His chances of winning increase to 33 1/3%.

Lets not forget about Steiner's 25% advantage. This is applied to all fair matches, meaning that Kurt Angle really has a 0-8 1/3% chance of winning (no -25% of winning, that's like saying there's a 25% chance that he'll lose the match before it even begins, which is not possible in a fair match)

This is where I divert from the script and correct the math a little. Somoa Joe is involved in 2 matches along with Steiner so while Steiner is correct in that Joe has a 8 1/3% chance in a 3 way, he forgot to add the 25% back for the match between him and Somoa Joe, giving Joe a total chance of 33 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.

Still: 141 2/3%>33 1/3%

Seein' it here Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice

All comments from YouTube:

@JP-wf1cb

7y↑19.5K

Every time I see a math problem I always ask myself, "But what if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?"

@albertoalvarez3573

7y↑254

😂😂😂😂, Now I will too... Thanks!

@amoney5820

7y↑763

Señor Pasta If you add Kurt Angle to the mix your chances of winning DRASTIC GO DOWN!

@gil-0085

7y↑172

Funny bro now everthing can be solved with a kurt angle math problem

@PlatinumStrikes

7y↑32

Yeah this was funny 😂😂😂

@WannabeWa1fu

7y↑128

Well that’s easy, your answer DRASTIC GO DOWN

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@zenith8417

6y↑11.2K

The numbers actually spelling out "disaster" was more clever than this video needed to be.

@willdill4987

6y↑231

Didn't even notice that until now.

@JoeChillton

6y↑95

Holy shit!

@bigol9223

5y↑423

The guy's a genetic freak, he's not normal

@sorbean

5y↑10

Explain this please.

@Benzinilinguine

5y↑28

1715457backwards3, 2

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@Pintai6

6y↑6.8K

What if we used 100% of the brain?

Scott Steiner:

@miguelvilla1772

6y↑53

AND YOU ARE A GRADUATE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN? C'MON SCOTTY...

@Jack-Lack

6y↑58

Well you still have to add 66 2/3rd% to that. Which gives you a 166 2/3rd% chance of thinking.

@littleasian1232

6y↑43

But what if we add Kurt angle to the mix?

@personontheinternet6525

5y↑11

@@miguelvilla1772 he's a graduate from the university of FAT ASSES

@cheesyquokka

5y↑1

yea

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@dr.demonyk7744

4y↑3.2K

"But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal"

I freakin die every time 🤣

@wannabecriminalman

@Versatile Wolf nWo Because he's a genetic freak, and he's not normal.

@An_Actual_Kiwi

3y↑10

@Versatile Wolf nWo he's also not normal

@dingledonk8027

2y↑13

that man was genetically ENHANCED by (drugs) PURE STRENGTH

@acidviperOG

2y↑10

He's a juiced freak!

@dr.demonyk7744

2y↑16

The best is how he said that part so confidently. You can tell he truly believes in it.

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@alexl.4170

7y↑5.8K

Best part is that Professor Steiner lost at Sacrifice. But that's because Kurt Angle wasn't "added to the mix" (he got injured in a previous match) so Samoa Joe's chances didn't "drastic go down".

@blandlettuce5349

7y↑221

This comment deserves to be liked

@percivalconradprince8132

7y↑516

Kazarian didn't know he couldn't beat Steiner, and therefore tried. Screwed the mafs all up.

@numa2k147

7y↑8

😂😂😂

@ComicRelief31

7y↑112

Add Kazarian and chances drastic go up

@mohitbalani134

7y↑107

Its all because of Kurt Angle
Professor Steiner prepared for a triple threat

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@nahmaing8268

6y↑7.4K

The most influential mathematician in human history was Professor Scott Steiner. His greatest contribution: the Kurt Angle Theorem. By ingeniously adding Kurt Angle to the mix, he revolutionized modern mathematics and helped unravel the mysteries of quantum physics.

@savagetuner2404

6y↑82

And proceeded to fail professionally

@planescaped

6y↑149

The Sshmoa Joe factor wasn't kind to him.

@sansnom5269

6y↑87

AT SACRIFICE

@savagetuner2404

6y↑9

Sans Nom
ECIFARCAS TA

@personontheinternet6525

5y↑25

this deserves more likes than ppl just quoting the damn promo

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@aedan3295

8y↑3.5K

s e n i o r j o e

@alejandrooo29

8y↑82

señor ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑññññññ

@sansnom5269

8y↑18

SMALL JOE

@kyemthechaos372

5y↑4

Joe mama

@bidbux9500

5y↑15

@ahmadazeez1451

5y↑10

See mcjoe

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@alexandrubaniceru1995

4y↑1.5K

The most hilarious part has to be the fact that the numbers actually add up, he didn't know where he was going with it but the man knows his math

@chili015

4y↑211

Actually, he attempted this promo 7 times or so because he struggled even more to get through it the first few times and the people around him couldn't stop laughing. Also, Samoa Joe was just off camera watching and cracking up, too.

@Seriona1

3y↑190

@@chili015 According to Jim Cornette, he said that Steiner just did it once and knocked it out.

@WXVA9

2y↑146

The arithmetic being correct when everything else is so absurd is one of my favorite aspects of the promo

@EmberwindTale

2y↑52

I think even funnier is that he says Joe's chances drastically go down when he went from 25% fighting 1o1 to 33 1/3% with Kurt.

@1v966

2y↑17

add up to 141, 2/3%?

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@danbull

9y↑22.6K

I can't stop coming back to watch this. It makes more sense every time. One day it may even become mathematically accurate.

@malvus8506

9y↑408

Not a name I expected to see here.

@SirFooplesTheThird

9y↑93

Wait. Why are you here Dan?

@mrderp2472

9y↑64

Dan Bull I can't stop watching this either Dan, I can't explain it

@neptunestylev

9y↑120

Steinerian theorem.

@trickyjokester3459

9y↑127

Maybe its because its causing your brain cells to die quicker so it makes more sense.

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@minimonkey252

5y↑11.9K

Im mad that he got all the right values when adding and subtracting.

@Jamesjones-hi5qu

5y↑1.5K

But he forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix...oh well

@ahmeddemha6112

5y↑209

James jones

Think you meant Kaz since Angle didn’t wrestle at Sacrifice.

@aztecwrrior1997

5y↑450

He probably practiced for hours cuz no one would get that off the top of their head

@ahmeddemha6112

5y↑129

Hector Rodriguez

If he did he wouldn’t have stumbled over his words numerous times😗

@SirSX3

5y↑142

@@ahmeddemha6112 it's still difficult after practicing

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@moonnations9411

8y↑3.4K

When I'm trying to sound smart while explaining a math equation.

@yobelkcip

8y↑18

oh my god it's cory

@sunnyou

8y↑45

is he in the house ?

@skywatcher6106

8y↑43

No, he's out right now. May I take a message?

@BrickFilmMaker101

8y↑1

Moon Nations a

@solardriftx1170

8y↑2

Moon Nations I suck at math so 😂

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@SkullTaker

4y↑1.1K

Most wrestler promos: "You have NO chance at beating me!"

Scott Steiner promos: "Meh, you got about 8 or 9% chance at beating me, i'll most likely win, but you have a chance

@mrleedra

4y↑143

"The only chance you have - you have no chance, but you had a chance." - Scott Steiner

@Guah00

3y↑151

Also Scott Steiner: But remember, I have 141⅔ chance of winning.

@Lewis.Alcindor

3y↑103

Unless that opponent is Kurt Angle, because Angle KNOOOWWWSS he has no chance of beating Scott Steiner and isn't even going to try.

@atimetraveler4910

2y↑64

@@Lewis.Alcindor just the idea of imagining kurt angle not trying to beat steiner cracks me up so hard

@razieluchiha7580

@@atimetraveler4910 lol

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@mattd9881

8y↑10.2K

Best part is...he lost the match.

@gigas81

8y↑1.3K

Well I mean the original lineup was changed so you know the arithmetic he used originally didn't take that into account. or something percents......

@LukeLeonettiYouTube

8y↑1.1K

Yeah, but Kaz replaced Kurt Angle, and Kurt Angle had no chance of winning at Sacrifice

@M0RPED

8y↑333

He forgot to round up.

@DekuStickGamer

8y↑155

Kurt Angle felt different that day.

@CapitalExpression

8y↑554

Exactly Kurt Angle KNEW he couldn't beat him. So he didn't even try.

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@GippyHappy

5y↑3.2K

I die everytime when he starts to say "chance" and thinks "no that's not right" and skillfully corrects it to "percents"

@razzledazzle1683

4y↑220

Even better since right before it he does the exact opposite thought process.

@theatticaddict

3y↑134

@@razzledazzle1683 “You take my 75 perc- chance”

@mr.raphael1507

1y↑3

@@theatticaddictyou can’t just say ‘Perchance’

@ProtoMario

7y↑6.6K

The numbers spell disaster, literally.

Im ded

@swallow_skyla3602

7y↑288

this is what happens when you add Kurt Angle to the mix

@kingjaz7708

7y↑17

ProtoMario Hi PM. Didn't know you liked wrestling

@apatheticAstronaut

7y↑6

Now finish the playlist

@mattingitzdragonix

7y↑2

You sir are everywhere

@goof_yo

7y↑5

But Proto.....

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@captainosu2094

4y↑617

13 years ago today. Professor Steiner submitted his grand Sacrafice Thesis. Here's to our 33 and a third chance of graduation

@WWESuperstar512

4y↑45

But we’re the students of a genetic freak, so that automatically gives us a 66 and 2/3 chance of graduation while any other student under any other Professor has a 33 and 1/3 chance of making it to graduation however in this situation they have a 25 percent chance at best to make it but then if you add any zoom classes and online courses then the chances for many drastic go down. You see, the chances of us making it to graduation are good because all the other students KNOW they aren’t on our level and so they’re scared and aren’t going to try. So you take their 33 and 1/3 chance of graduating minus the 25 percent chance they would have if things were normal then they only have an 8 and 1/3 chance of making it to graduation. But then you take the 75 percent chance we have and 66 and 2/3 percents, then we’re pretty much guaranteed to be the valedictorians of this class with a 141 and 2/3 chance. All the other students need to realize that this graduation isn’t there’s for the taking because these numbers don’t lie and it spells disaster for them at graduation

@SDSOverfiend

4y↑25

@@WWESuperstar512 And you still forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix

@WWESuperstar512

4y↑6

@@SDSOverfiend Kurt Angle was the zoom classes, online courses, etc. He’s a machine like a computer and therefore we prepared for him literally!

@RealGateGuardian

33.3% at best

@tommyfuego1

47w↑3

He's got a 66 and 2/3% chance, because the dean knoooows the thesis is correct and he's not even gonna try to reject it.

@big_weenie1447

5y↑3.1K

Unlike the other people who failed exams in this comment section, I added Kurt Angle to the mix and passed my final exam.

@kckingofpicklesaudis3151

5y↑62

But you couldn't have if you added Kurt you had the wrong answer due to him being hurt and kaz being slotted in did you account for kaz Scotty didn't

@artpit2620

5y↑48

HighGrade A but mostly the reason why everyone fail their math tests is because they are not genetic freaks and are just normal

@Gaff.

5y↑5

Show-off.

@samlegeret7691

4y↑15

Bruh, here is hoping that I past my exam on by adding Kurt Angle to the mix

@sirdidimus23

4y↑6

congrats you genetic freak!

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@RockNRollHorrorshow

5y↑7.2K

This man actually was a math major in college

and that just makes this whole thing funnier

@Flowerz__

4y↑178

No way lol

@1993bahamut

4y↑619

He came from an highly educated university

@CenPapi

4y↑49

@@1993bahamut with a collegeship and why he was an All-American at Mishkin. https://youtu.be/UqT0quOMMBU?t=42

@Trill104

3y↑374

He can do math but he damn sure can’t speak it lmao

@thepunk1019

3y↑135

Wait he SHOOT has a major in mathematics?

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@mothra__13

5y↑3.7K

The numbers literally spelling out "DISASTER" at the end killed me. By which I mean, it made my joy go drastic up.

@MrCubFan415

5y↑181

drastic go up*

@shitina.bucket9699

5y↑20

But their not the numbers he was throwing out so the numbers do lie?

@theatticaddict

3y↑21

at SACRIFICE

@bihansiceclone

3y↑9

That shit murdered me

@ludovicleleu7203

3y↑18

I am REALLY pondering of using that animation for a work powerpoint presentation but I am afraid I can't use that without finishing with AT SACRIFICE

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@mr.tambourine739

3y↑498

The funniest thing is that señor Joe actually won, but to be fair Kurt Angle wasn't in the match, and if you subtract Kurt Angle from the mix, that changes the math, i guess...

@JoeTAC

3y↑132

Kurt Angle knew he couldn't beat Steiner, so he didn't even try.

@AussieDragoon

3y↑43

I mean he had an 8.33% chance of winning, that's not nothing. He road that to victory AT SACRIFICE!

@antbojo

1y↑19

If you don't add Kurt Angle to the mix, Joe had a 33.33% chance of winning. Which isn't good, but is reasonable.

@eviltomnook

36w↑1

When you leave Kurt Angle out of the mix, you the chances of winning drastic go up

@lamborger

5y↑3.8K

Types of angles: right, obtuse, acute, and Kurt. Everyone always forgets to factor in the last one.

@mistyrains939

5y↑136

That's because they know Kurt doesn't factor into the mix because there's also a stein-ty degree angle

@frankejk

5y↑89

He KNOOOOWS he can’t beat Steiner

@RinJackson

5y↑58

@@frankejk And he's not even gonna try

@RetroPillowcase

4y↑1

Nice

@ultrainstinctsongoku6372

4y↑18

A Kurt Angle has Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence.

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@kekker_the_mod

8y↑2.4K

The vision of a teacher showing a class some innocent videos on math equations and then this video autoplaying afterwards is hilarious.

@Steven-ck8gz

8y↑1

you got a link?

@signallos

8y↑46

Steven he said the "vision". He's imagining if it happened. So no. He doesn't have a link.

@Veqx

6y↑4

@Lachie CROKER no it didnt

@zoid_on_youtube

8y↑704

Every time I have to show my work in math im just gonna write "the numbers dont lie"

@meancat1014

8y↑1

Daniel Curado wow nobody commented ;-;

@metalislife6381

Daniel Curado lol

@supa250

7y↑26

Cause they already know, they could add anything to it, so they're not even going to try :P

@keithm5224

7y↑23

Put in the fact that you have a 141 2/3% chance of passing the test too

@UASC7306

Daniel Curado HAHAHA lol

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@zachismail2259

4y↑2K

@Omnicrom

3y↑235

We will forever remember your sacrifice.

@ih8526

3y↑61

deserves way more likes

@xtexasxfightx

3y↑21

Bravo. Slow clap for you!

@wormchampion9893

3y↑49

But adding Kazarian to the mix threw this calculation straight outta window

@SynSpiderz

3y↑33

If ever there was a comment deserving to be top and/or pinned

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@monotonedmika17

8y↑2.1K

someday this will be called the Steiner's Equation, and it will be a relevant equation in determining someone's chance at winning a wrestling match.

@FecalMattur

8y↑118

Suddenly math became more entertaining...

@KyleJamesRichards

7y↑71

It will be heavily studied in the field of pump-Enomics

@chrislim884

7y↑7

Its got a nice ring to it

@khaymenbrock645

7y↑50

But remember: This is only good if you're fighting at Sacrifice.

@MegaphoneFranke

7y↑24

If the result of the equation is greater than 100%, it means that you will likely LOSE the match in question (as Steiner himself did at Sacrifice).

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@jacfac9969

7y↑3.1K

Around 7 fifths of all the math I know came from this video

@anubrataghosh2721

7y↑77

You mean around 33(1/3) perc... chance of all the math you know, right? Have you added Kurt Angle to the mix? :D

@harrisidh

same but mine is about √20000

@officialgoogleyoutube

7y↑12

Plus my 33 2/3 of math.

@aze4458

7y↑1

@@anubrataghosh2721
. . .

@conerbear6381

7y↑1

nope r/woosh to you. Look at the last part.

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@unoriginalname6099

7y↑1.6K

They call this Steiner's Equation

@colonelkenpachi5009

6y↑62

THE STEINERIUM THEOREM

@MKMK-bj2sk

6y↑14

Good name for a finisher

@PepperBotis

6y↑3

The worst thing about that is that the Steiner Points and equations and shit already exists.

@lucaspeters-murphy2770

6y↑11

Alright Einsteiner

@loneykids2742

6y↑3

666 LIKES

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@tomdeets

4y↑216

For a long time math gave me nightmares. That changed when I discovered the Steiner Math program. Simple but comprehensive, it's obvious the creator comes from a highly educated university. With Steiner Math, it doesn't matter what type of problem you're dealing with. Just add Kurt Angle to the mix, and you'll get the right answer 141 2/3 of the time. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for other math programs. So if you or someone you know is only 25% at best at doing math, do yourself or them an egg with Steiner Math!

@sykotiksonik

8y↑2.6K

The most important video in the entire playlist

@MrReaperofDead

8y↑4

@Syk's profile pic

YOU SIR, are a 90's kid. 🤗🤗🤗

@sykotiksonik

8y↑2

MrReaperofDead This would technically be true, I was born in '97, yes.

@mildcard1036

8y↑1

i was going to comment that XD

@atlleader27v2

yep

@Snortthememes

8y↑7

420/10 important video ever

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@lionheart6176

4y↑741

this is what happens if the barbarian rolls a natural 20 on INT

@TheBorkLaser

4y↑12

Hahahhaha
Fucking cracked me up real good

@somekindoflatindude9497

4y↑17

I used to be in a table and we had a barbarian in the party. Sadly he didnt know this

@TheLibermania

Luckily bis Partner rolled a 1 in CHA so he made everyone believe them.

@TheLibermania

Luckily bis Partner rolled a 1 in CHA so he made everyone believe them.

@BigK0003

2y↑2

prime example of a high cha, low int character imo lol

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@Yoshimaniac

6y↑3.2K

there is a 63 2/3% of watchin this next week again

@Retrotome

6y↑12

the ytp god has joined the chat

@natey9190

6y↑38

Yoshimaniac i got 143 5/3 chance of watching this, CUZ KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CANNOT BORE ME

@hankthetank8039

6y↑22

A T S A C R I F I C E

@nevodahari916

6y↑2

Boots and pants, haircut, get yourself an outfit...

@myhonestreactiontothatinforma

yoshimaniac... is that you?

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@Thejackranger

4y↑119

I always lose it on the "?" that comes after the "Senior Joe" for like a split second

@ManicMightAesthetiX

1y↑5

«Senior Joe» on its own cracks me the hell up everytime, but the proper Spanish ñ and that ? just kill it lol. Dude did his best to transribe Poppa's every emotion.

@fireballninja01

46w

i think it’s “seen that, Joe?”

@christinekoper2407

6y↑1.9K

I can’t stop laughing at “25% AT BEST at BEAT ME” please help

@marcosgarcia8018

6y↑47

think he might have blacked out

@zekedia2223

6y↑113

Your chance of beat me drastic go down

@doktorhund6926

6y↑78

I always loose it at his'' 62 ch... Percents! ""

@rarebeeph1783

6y↑46

75 perchancechance of winning

@JibzCastor

5y↑37

Mine is "cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOOWS

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@KokoRicky

8y↑3.6K

I didn't know Bender was a wrestler

@walkin2302

8y↑68

This actually made me laugh

@fatachu

8y↑149

Ironically, he was a wrestler in an episode and his alias was "Gender Bender"

@obsidianwolf3756

8y↑1

+Roydon Chung hated that episode

@gt.7092

8y↑1

Roydon Chung feminism, eww

@ElderPrinceShroob

8y↑10

I knew Scott Steiner sounded like John DiMaggio

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@MagicMaster667

5y↑3.4K

The way he says; "Señior Joe?" always cracks me up.

@SwagmasterG

5y↑151

I think he actually says “See here Joe” but you can’t really tell

@shitina.bucket9699

5y↑50

@@SwagmasterG sounds like 'see mc Joe' to me

@taquitoslim2394

5y↑15

@@SwagmasterG I thought it was "See now Joe?"

@highlordlaughterofcanada8685

5y↑11

@@SwagmasterG Always thought is was "See there Joe" but if we knew we wouldn't be commenting in the first place.

@conditional_dc

4y↑9

1:00

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@colio216

1y↑50

Pov: it’s 2024 and all these Kurt angle memes are bringing you back to the only Kurt angle related meme that matters

@stocker104

9y↑5.4K

My math teacher showed our class this 😂

@Ajguy

9y↑398

I feel like I've truly made it.

@BrolyLSSJ01

9y↑227

Best Math teacher ever.

@beefcake290mr

9y↑63

Did your history teach you about the pearl harbor bombing the germans?

@sunvalleyking8536

9y↑80

The math itself is right. The logic behind it is flawed.

@babauranai

9y↑44

#thathappened

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@jmnyc212

6y↑2.3K

Many years have passed and it's still the greatest display of arithmetic in youtube history.

@_InTheCosmos_

5y↑6

And one of the greatest wrestling videos ever!

@Flexyourmemes

5y↑3

I read that as the greatest display of autism

@abderrahimabderrahim6659

5y↑3

@@Flexyourmemes okay

@jasonsmith530

The numbers spell disaster

@Keyw

Many people are saying this

@mrteye5819

5y↑2.4K

Albert Ein"STEINER"
The best mathematician that ever walked the earth.

@JayBlu45

5y↑37

Underrated comment of the century

@MacetazzOpina

5y↑4

well, i may be wrong, but i think einstein didn't do anything for mathematics, he was a physicist, after all

it's like making a joke about steiner being the best baseball player but using a pun with a sprinter

yeah, they both run, but baseball is not sprinting

@AxxLAfriku

4y↑4

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest YouTuber ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening eye

@alexbrookner5331

4y↑5

@@MacetazzOpina maths plays a massive part in physics, so I think that the joke works

@trimmytko8479

4y↑1

Oh man this is a good one

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@chrisradzion2148

3y↑62

I still love it when he says “cause Kurt Angle KNOWS…”. This is hilariously done, with the “drastic go down” captioning, “Senior Joe”, and the use of the “Sacrifice” event poster.

@lv.2073

6y↑516

I'm pretty sure he confuses himself at some point, but just keeps going

@Nick94956

6y↑45

As someone above said, I genuinely think he blacked out about 15 seconds in, but his body just kept going

@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106

5y↑10

@@Nick94956 I'm pretty sure he just had no clue what he was even saying but just kept going for the sake of the promo

@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106

5y↑7

@eo yeah but he just made up the entire thing with reasons like "I'm a genetic freak."

@karawithgun8148

5y↑4

Pretty much me in every conversation that lasts more than two sentences.

@dynaboyjl.4220

8y↑844

BUT I'M A G E N E T I C F R E A K

@OpheliaDikkie

8y↑52

And I'm N O T N O R M A L

@casebros9394

dynaboyj L. Because I’m not normal

@mayarimary

i just choked on my coffee

@ashlyndavis-loose7600

8y↑756

And Kurt Angle KNOOOOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try.

@spinodino641

7y↑19

Ashlyn Davis-Loose I love how he says ,,KNOWS".

@jaydose8703

7y↑10

wasnt sure if I was the only one laughing over that

@Paddygtc

7y↑3

Nooooose*

@donlemon69

got you your 700th like

@christopherkelley1664

4y↑53

It never occurred to me just how good he was at promos, but now I see that it's an art form and he is a master.

@ceeso2002

8y↑866

The only math teacher to rely on

@QthNevermore

7y↑7

Hollar if you hear him

@xxIluvyouguysxx

7y↑3

*meth

@soundwave-xy

Nice profile picture

@loanandlanaloud5892

Alex B omg yassss

@gerardov.9930

7y↑2

Alex B I mean he does come from a highly educated university

@ImTheBlackJesus

6y↑667

If you take Scott's 141.66% chance on winning and add in Samoa Joe's 8.33% chance of winning, you have a 150% chance of SOMEONE winning at Sacrifice...0% of which is Kurt Angle. Poor Kurt, man.

@jhinpotion9230

6y↑115

To be fair, considering Kurt ended up not being in the match at all... numbers are right.

@DeeJayFM

6y↑95

@@jhinpotion9230 THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

@strebicux6174

5y↑67

@@DeeJayFM AND THEY SPELL 1715457E2 FOR YOU

@MagicWhatsItCalled

5y↑12

@Mr. Sauce no he's wrong, the remaining 0.01%is Kurt Angle winning

@CodfishJoe

5y↑3

He didn't even try

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@omenoflaherty1294

5y↑4.4K

A Newton is a unit of force.

An Ohm is a unit of electrical resistance.

A Steiner is a unit of perchance.

@SeenAGreatLight

5y↑49

This needs to be pinned.

@brothinkhecarti69

5y↑114

You forgot to put Kurt Angle to the mix.

@tenelum9865

5y↑3

Omen O'Flaherty I’m 850th like I am joy

@godpapastalin1807

5y↑3

I think they were trying t worn us about Alex Jones but we didn't listen

@Tacoman1021

5y↑19

@@brothinkhecarti69 Kurt angle isnt gonna even try

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@cassandrabrooks5185

3y↑73

If Scott Steiner was my math teacher, I would definitely pay more attention in math. 😳😂

@RandoChrisYT

6y↑566

Best part of this is that Kurt Angle technically didn't try because he wasn't even in the match at Sacrifice.

@reloadseven2198

5y↑232

That's why Steiner lost. His equations were off because Angle was replaced

@dpfwnetwork3379

5y↑32

Reload Seven because you gotta add Kurt Angle to the mix

@bob4476

5y↑1

@Mr.ManMakesLotsOfCan yes

@doge_testies4070

5y↑18

Kazarian took Kurt's place right, that's why the maths doesn't work out.

@davidferreira1112

5y↑23

Kazarian doesn't knew he can't beat Scott and tried

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@pistolpete8231

7y↑2.3K

Funny thing is he lost at Sacrifice

@duncanmcokiner4242

6y↑699

Well yeah, Kurt Angle didn't compete which means Joe's chances of winning didn't decrease from 25% and Steiner's didn't increase from 75%. He forgot to factor in the Angle-Injury variable, rookie mistake.

@Ronnie.Raymond

6y↑329

joe's chances of winning didn't drastic go down

@MMK77344

6y↑78

Duncan McOkiner ah yes the commonly known angle variability in the Steiner math thesis

@nuthinnew

6y↑12

What are the chances!

@JoshuaGraham8383

6y↑28

25% is still winnable, he won against all odds

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@tamby_teeze

6y↑1.1K

The phrase, “DRASTIC GO DOWN” will forever immortalize this promo, at least for me.

@eviltomnook

5y↑67

perchance chance

@brothinkhecarti69

5y↑13

The Kurt Angle mix is legendary.

@strebicux6174

5y↑11

0:22

@DeeJayFM

4y↑27

"you got a 25% at best at beat me"

@furnitureconsortium

4y↑7

@@DeeJayFM THAT was the best line of this whole thing xD I always laugh, no matter how many hundreds of times I've seen this video

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@XiaoAndyPugMan

8y↑2.9K

what makes this even better is that Scott Steiner lost the pay per view match and samoa Joe retained the championship

the numbers lied

@ledzeppelinfan1001

8y↑220

Xiao Andy THEY DIDNT SPELL DISASTER FOR JOE

@bendubz9000

8y↑123

and thus was born the obsession with having a Samoan called Joe overcome the odds

@millec60

8y↑482

Kurt Angle got injured and wasn't in the match. He was replaced with Kazarian (who didn't KNOW that he couldn't beat Steiner), which messed the math all up

@XiaoAndyPugMan

8y↑120

millec60 god damn it kazarian

@Dr.Gaming98

8y↑28

I didn't know. Thanks Kirby.

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@SadBeastBoyEdit

8y↑2K

THE NUMBERS MASON! WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?!

@UnyonYT

8y↑45

Disaster

@thegodofsoapkekcario1970

8y↑43

171545732

@BJ_3169

8y↑5

Gumbo Do you mean Alex Maßen from Bo1

@thecabillonaire

8y↑23

I DON'T KNOW!?!?!

@xxxmlgsonicxxxmlg8811

8y↑1

Idk m8

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@patrickstar561

7y↑4.9K

The math checks out

@kameronpeterson3601

7y↑65

tbh he only missed one step

@lupinvash3

7y↑64

Patrick Star
THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE!!

@NoMereRanger73

7y↑55

It's old math, sir. But it checks out...

@BronchitisMan

7y↑51

In all seriousness, the arithmetic is on point, but he gave probability the Steiner Recliner

@ShockerTopper

7y↑25

What causes a man to go on a rant about probabilities? lol..if I was in the crowd when he was doing this promo I would’ve yelled “is this about wrestling still?”

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@braydenm1132

2y↑37

It's been 15 years and Samoa Joe now relives this moment once more

@skeven0

2y↑2

MJF did it likely since its the 1000th episode of impact/tna today, nice homage he did

@cjvs1604

About that...

@Random_Name_07

7y↑2.2K

He is from highly educated university so he must be right.

@nicholasartuso5132

7y↑3

Dinesh Shinde lol u mean Harvard

@elidolo6993

7y↑33

Nicholas Artuso
No, its a reference to...
Nevermind.

@RinJackson

7y↑30

He's also wrestled a lot of countries...

@fhsjdjskkshi

666 likes lol

@fhsjdjskkshi

7y↑14

You should've left it at 666 like me. But then you add Kurt angle and you get 6969 likes.

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@Evanation

10y↑758

Scott Steiner is my accountant

@cameronmcdonley9795

10y↑15

This should be top comment

@NeuralNetProcessor

9y↑8

Dude, you just won the Internet with that comment.

@scottsteiner5183

9y↑29

YOUR TAXES ARE 3 SHADES OF FUCKED UP!

@mettinkaytaz6106

+Evan L Shrewd move.

@llynellyn

9y↑20

+Evan L Well it's always good to have an accountant who's pinned IRS :D

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@Spock1777

6y↑764

Oh shit. That's why I failed my Trig final. I forgot to factor in Kurt Angle.

@SkullbombRaging

6y↑16

You know, you're right.
That's a pretty obtuse mistake.
I feel your pain acutely.

@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200

@@Simon-ps3oj you have a 33.3% chance of being gay

@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200

@@Simon-ps3oj its a joke

@creatorzp

@@jacobjaco8 if you take your 33 percent chance and my 66 percent chance and you add Kurt angle to the mix you get 139 percent Kurt mix

@IgnizStudios

2y↑18

the whole thing is pure gold, plus the animations... but when he goes "cha...!percents...!" that really cracks me up.

He got so many variables added, that even he got confused.

@Sultanified

5y↑1.2K

141⅔ chance of winning and somehow he managed to lose at sacrifice

@MannyIsBallin

5y↑354

He didnt account for Kaz taking Kurt's place, its an honest mistake

@E_V878

5y↑153

MannyIsBallin didn’t add kaz to the mix

@KvltKommando

5y↑78

The numbers don't lie so fuck off

@frankejk

4y↑40

Top 10 worst booking decisions in proffesional wrestling history

@diegopaleta4437

4y↑41

Kurt Angle was not add to the mix 😔👌

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@lukeriley2385

8y↑681

You have no chance at beat ME!

@ravennalovecraft421

8y↑2

...at sacrifice. lmao

@LeoP2008

7y↑1

All that math and he struggles with sentences.......okay "math"....

@sansnom5269

33 1/3 chance of winning 1/1

@Cypress1312

And your chances drastic go down

@colesmith16

8y↑1K

66 and 1/3 chan.. persents

@gaz9556

3y↑16

Imagine cutting a promo so damn good it becomes a meme and people are watching it still years later

@Razzrazz90

7y↑697

Showed this to my math teacher and he almost died laughing

@DamzelNDistress

6y↑10

Lmfao😂😂

@nuibaba280

6y↑2

lmao

@gumdeo

lol

@chaseeatsass2851

9y↑191

Kaz replaced Kurt Angle, which messed up the equations, because Kurt angle KNOWS he can't beat him and wasn't even gonna try

@richardloma8648

9y↑72

kurt angle was mesmermized by the genetic freak and backed out. he gets no sympy from me

@4everSolidSnake

+Richard Loma whatculture huh? Lmao

@EpicGamer437

9y↑2

+4everSolidSnake you are a fucking idiot

@Theodiorr

+Kari Suomalainen Dumbass

@keithpiper3854

+Kari Suomalainen Calm down big man, it's just YouTube.

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@Big_Chico

8y↑193

lmao "and then add 66 2/3 cha- percents."

@Abbaschand

8y↑30

Joe XLR How about "75 perchance chance"?

@Skoogles

40w↑3

The numbers at the end spelling ‘disaster’ is just absolutely perfect

@legitdeadly9162

6y↑828

This video always makes my unhappiness drastic go down

@lulacatt873

6y↑3

Pika Priest same

@sexcannonmusic284

5y↑7

I agree. such a good video to lift up your mood

@personontheinternet6525

5y↑1

same, it always makes me laugh

@tojs2394

8y↑544

Well Scott is from a highly educated University.

@averyplaysguitar

8y↑7

OwningTretards 2ndComing I read that wrong

@gibby8018

OwningTretards 2ndComing and you clearly did not

@MrNewcaledonia

5y↑1.9K

I’m currently coursing an MBA and this has really helped me out with my statistics projects! Yesterday, I was trying to figure out the binomials and couldn’t get the percentages right until I added Kurt Angle to the mix. Thanks, Professor Steiner!

@IAmKillEveryone

3y↑108

I bet you failed the exam by adding Kurt Angle to the mix. Because Kurt Angle KNOOOWWS he can't beat Scott. So he wasn't even gonna try.

@MrNewcaledonia

3y↑63

@@IAmKillEveryone I indeed failed. Damn, I shouldn’t have added Kurt Angle to the mix.

@ak-jxrdy-7

3y↑12

LMFAOOO.

@goarby

3y↑26

@@MrNewcaledonia looks like the numbers spelled disaster for you too. SeñorNewCaledonia

@MrNewcaledonia

3y↑9

@@goarby LMFAO

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@h0m3st4r

3y↑30

The funniest thing about this promo is that Scott's math is numerically correct.

@mobius273

1y↑2

I mean the pure arithmetic is but thats not how you calculate probability lmao

@no-face2436

7y↑851

0:53
Your attention to detail with the misspelling is remarkable.

@nakga2player27

6y↑32

When you pointed that out ,in my head i imagine a teacher hype up writing on the chalk board then erasing it in a hurry going along with his lession

@memeulous1781

6y↑1

No-Face I love that movie

@maggotsitnspin

6y↑3

Spirited Away is a masterpiece

@pablorandri6459

6y↑6

SIXTY SIX 2 THIRD CHuuhnce PERCENTS

@Caelumblade

6y↑2

No-Face To this day, I don’t know why I completely lost my shit when it got to this part 😂

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@B3RT1822

8y↑1.4K

Spoiler: the numbers did in fact lie

@CyanideSublime

8y↑91

But they still spelled disaster.

@SteelBallRun1890

8y↑12

Immortiosis
Yeah but this time, they spelled disaster for him, not Senor Joe.

@WWESuperstar512

8y↑8

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 It also spelled disaster for Kurt Angle as he wasn't able to compete. Frankie Kazarian ultimately received quite a disaster that night

@82nadie

Dammit Bruce

@PIE50100

1y↑12

False, you see the issue is he calculated with Kurt Angle in the mix. But Kurt Angle got injured before the match and Steiner couldn't rerun the numbers in time.

@StoneColdChewy

8y↑223

I learned 2 things in high school:
1) Scott Steiner was a great math teacher

@limb7098

8y↑1

StoneColdChewy lmao

@kmversion1

4y↑18

The odds of Rex Steiner’s name getting changed to Bron Breakker:

@mrman4645

8y↑487

"And then add 66 2/3 cha..percents"

@mohitbalani134

7y↑12

That was the funniest thing I have ever heard

@lilcolgatevert3715

7y↑1

"but then you take my 75 perchans-chance of winnin"

@sykotiksonik

9y↑231

Unfortunately, Steiner's flawless math was thrown out of whack at Sakerfice, as Kurt Angle KNEW he couldn't beat Steiner, so he didn't even try, instead throwing Kazarian (who didn't KNOW he couldn't beat Steiner, so he did try) into the mix, causing Seňior Joe's chances at beating Steiner at Sakerfice to drastic go up.

@berketnas9850

9y↑20

lmfao

@Silldozer

8y↑4

Sykotiksonik LMAo

@d.o.a9236

3y↑1

You got everything right im so mad

@Omnicrom

7y↑293

"But I'm not normal!"

Yes Scott Steiner. We know.

@mrjanemba

7y↑2

Yo im legit dying after reading this!

@sofakingonmynuts1438

he's a "genetic freak"

@verylostdoommarauder

3y↑17

My math teacher:
"The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you"

@BlackStrey

7y↑341

Scott Steiner pinned math for a 3 count

@jakethomas_419

7y↑4

BlackStrey so he beat math with... math?

@dylanogg347

7y↑6

Naw man, he got that bitch in the Steiner Recliner.

@CricketDynamo720

7y↑2

Pfft, he hit math with the top rope Frankensteiner, Steiner Screwdriver, THEN the Steiner Recliner.

@EumelaninKnight

7y↑973

This ruined Samoa Joe for me. Every time I see him or hear his name, my brain IMMEDIATELY thinks "Senior Joe" in Steiners yelling voice.

@DarkSymphony777

7y↑38

well i think of this an FAT ASSSSSSSSSES

@fringedglobe4015

7y↑40

SEÑIOR JOE

@uncensored008

7y↑17

I think of Joe getting abducted by freaking ninjas in a van

@RamadanSteve1914

6y↑6

Somoa Joe

@Dalziel3979

6y↑5

Small Joe

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@Domjeez

7y↑911

I was actually horrified when the numbers spelled Disaster

@LukeBell22

6y↑11

im screaming at this comment

@lorenzocadei4300

6y↑6

Mate I'm coming back to read this comment every month. It makes me laugh every time. Good job

@mjburger7881

Thank you.

@desired_effect5251

6y↑1

17 1 5 4 5 7 3 2
D I S A S T E R

@icikle

1y↑7

The best thing about this video is when it types his mistakes then corrects them.

@HonkHonkler

Yeah lol

@BANANASAUCEYUM

8y↑376

SO YOU GOT A 25 PERCENT AT BEST, AT BEAT ME

@jordandennis6794

BANANASAUCEYUM Lmao

@awildfilingcabinet6239

5y↑505

Yeah, it’s funny and all, but I’m just impressed he correctly added 75 and 66 2/3. Like, he just rattled off those numbers without even thinking, it would’ve taken me a second to do the mental math

@nathanfoss4947

5y↑50

He probably punched it in his calculator and memorized it before the promo.

@bunnieskitties293

5y↑102

@@nathanfoss4947 By punched, you surely meant physically slammed his fist into the calculator, hitting 75 + 66.666666 all in that order to get the results, looked at the back of the calculator for instructions on the order of addition subtraction multiplication and division, then did the math in his head while walking out to do the promo.

@nathanfoss4947

5y↑13

@@bunnieskitties293 I just think that's unlikely given that he has a stroke every 12 seconds. Actually, he probably just had someone else do it for him.

@marianrolnik3168

4y↑43

Well, he has some degree from University of Michigan

@reloadseven2198

4y↑45

He didn't do it without thinking, he devised this formula since birth

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@vellycanelly7429

6y↑282

To this day, Scott had it all in the bag.

That was until Kurt was pulled out of the mix.

@connorconnor1631

3y↑9

"However, Kurt Angle fell out of the mix by suffering an injury, which rendered Professor Steiner's arithmetic obsolete."

-wikipedia

@maxisstillhere2603

6y↑867

Teacher: The test isn't that confusing.
The Test:

@williamcaceres8103

5y↑3

Max Ain't Gone Yet

@hmichael1492

5y↑30

All you need to do is add Kurt Angle to the Mix

@mythplatypuspwned

LOL

@danzalisnock9128

5y↑610

Haha! Taking the two words "genetic" and "freak" and twining them together like a DNA strand lmao

@drfabriciomnogueira

4y↑1

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gumdeo

3y↑1

Scott "Freak" Steiner.

@wareforcoin5780

9y↑232

I'm impressed with his grasp of factions. They can be tricky.

@jamesb1988

9y↑17

maichiki yiist In spite of his meathead disposition Steiner is actually a really smart dude.

@wareforcoin5780

9y↑5

James Bayly I still get confused with fractions, man

@SnekEater

8y↑13

maichiki yiist H I G H L Y E D U C A T E D U N I V E R S I T Y

@PiousMoltar

8y↑17

Wrestlers know a lot about factions. But in wrestle-speak they're called stables.

@hudsoncasement1970

1y↑7

this is a dyslexic persons worst nightmare, i wanted to go to sleep just reading the first couple words

@robdillenger4763

8y↑108

I have a PhD in mathematics, quantum physics, and astronomical phenomena and I can say with absolute certainty

These equations are completely accurate and this is an IMPORTANT VIDEO

@temisthetardis3750

Rob Dillenger The playlist?

@robdillenger4763

IMPORTANT VIDEOS

@staygold2528

Rob Dillenger PLAYLIST

@fredericofp

and you didnt even add the kurt angle...

@tuahahussain9176

7y↑218

he aint only a genetic freak but a genetic genius too

@brokenwave6125

He's a human genius

@SomeBlackGuy

7y↑414

Easily the best video on YouTube

@BHC7966

Dhmis 3?

@crablordree5191

The video would be even better if he lost in the match. It would be a cough cough Supreme Victory.

@chartheredcometaznable2345

6y↑3

@@crablordree5191 he did. Kurt Angle wasn't added in the mix

@TheRaven_200

OMG I Love Your Channel!

@stefanoalves8862

4y↑26

Kurt Angle, indeed, didn't even try to beat him by injuring himself before the match. He didn't take Kaz into account and maybe that's why he lost.

@RamadanSteve1914

6y↑913

75% + 66⅔% = 141⅔%
That's quick math.

@HauntedHarmonics

6y↑43

maffs*

@xX_lowpoly_Xx

6y↑18

66 2/3 %s

@Jacked_Dude_Loves_Wheyfus

6y↑51

Steiner went to a highly educated university

@ShockerTopper

6y↑6

@@Jacked_Dude_Loves_Wheyfus ya he isn't really stupid he just makes tons of dumb moves lol...

@savagetuner2404

6y↑1

Queek Mafs

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@nocturnal7345

8y↑3.4K

QUICK MATHS!

@ramirezhernandezraul1917

7y↑30

The Geneting Freak goes skrrrrrrra!

@thebenster0029

7y↑6

ska ska ska pa pa

@tomashernandez3076

7y↑9

2 + 2 is 4 - 1 is 3

@mossm8379

7y↑11

mafs*

@diondavoudian3487

10/10 IGN would comment again

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@jesstrickett9302

6y↑323

when you’re watching “important videos” and end up watching something that you actually would watch on a daily basis

@nevodahari916

6y↑13

BOOTS AND PANTS, HAIRCUUUUT!!

@IanIsTheHero

Toxic kawaiiness :3 well yeah dude it’s important for a reason

@mightypurplelicious1625

5y↑4

git urself an outfit.

@strebicux6174

@@mightypurplelicious1625 HaIrCuT

@real_lampcap

@@strebicux6174 boOtS anD pAnTs aND BoOts aNd pANtS

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@julianharley9428

4y↑32

@nathanbeckles88

10y↑220

I dont know what's worse...
The fact that his english is more broken than a Chinese who recently read an English dictionary for the first time

or the fact that the math is actually correct

@johnafirth

10y↑11

Nathan Beckles He does have an education degree. Rick does too.

@MGD313

10y↑52

Nathan Beckles Scott Steiner comes from a highly educated university!

@Laterrieu

10y↑8

Nathan Beckles Or the fact that, as ridiculous and irrational as Scott can sound, this was actually a good promo.

@seraphx26

10y↑1

Nathan Beckles He has a cholarship from unversity of mishgan

@turtlesfml

10y↑2

+johnafirth he did get a collegeship and a minor in mesmermizing

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