Brian suggested it'd be funny if they were Draco and the Malfoys, considering their friends Joe and Paul were Harry and the Potters, and that's how Draco and the Malfoys started.
They helped spin many other Harry Potter themed bands.
They perform at libraries, educational institutions, book stores and clubs around the United States and Canada singing songs about JK Rowling's beloved Harry Potter stories from the perspective of Harry's school-aged antagonist, Draco Malfoy.
Their mission is to work (often with their friends Harry & The Potters) to celebrate reading and literature through rock & roll music.
All I Want For Christmas
Draco and the Malfoys Lyrics
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I asked for way too many things on my Christmas wishlist
But not this year
I'm narrowing it down, now
'Cause I know exactly what I want
And I'm only gonna ask for what I want
I know Hogwarts would be better
But I know, I know you've been trying
Trying to make this happen
I beg of you, I plead of you, I dream for you, I scream for you
To try a little harder
Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
I don't want a Firebolt
I don't want a wand
Don't want Hermione to wake up and find Crookshanks gone
I don't want Hagrid covered in boils
I don't even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle
I don't want Weasley to eat his own turds
Don't want Pansy Parkinson to let me get to third
Don't want any of these things, I really don't care
I don't want a piece of peanut brittle, I don't want a pear
I don't want no Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
Don't even want Muggles to find out what the Dark Mark means
All I'm really asking of you pretty pretty please
Is to use your evil powers to bring Harry to his knees
Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear, yeah!
Voldemort
There is one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
There is one thing that I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
In the lyrics to Draco and the Malfoys' song "All I Want For Christmas," the singer reflects on their previous excessive Christmas wishlist, but now they have narrowed it down to one thing. They plead with Voldemort to use his evil powers to make Harry Potter disappear, emphasizing that they don't want anything else. The singer expresses their distaste for other characters in the Harry Potter universe, including the bed-wetter, the Weasley who eats his own turds, and Pansy Parkinson who won't let them get to third. They assert that all they really want is for Harry Potter to be defeated, and they beg Voldemort to try harder to make it happen.
Overall, the song seems to express the singer's desire for power and dominance over those they see as inferior, particularly Harry Potter. The lyrics are humorous and exaggerated, poking fun at various characters in the Harry Potter universe, but also revealing a darker side to the singer's personality. The song embodies the spirit of Draco Malfoy, who is known for his arrogance and desire for power within the Harry Potter series.
Line by Line Meaning
I know that last year
I'm aware of my past behavior
I asked for way too many things on my Christmas wishlist
I was greedy and requested too much
But not this year
I've learned my lesson and won't repeat my past mistakes
I'm narrowing it down, now
I'm being more selective in my desires
'Cause I know exactly what I want
I'm clear on what I truly desire
And I'm only gonna ask for what I want
I won't make any unnecessary requests
I know Hogwarts would be better
I believe that Hogwarts would improve
If that bed-wetter didn't show his face 'round anymore
If Neville Longbottom weren't around
But I know, I know you've been trying
I acknowledge that you've made efforts
Trying to make this happen
To make Neville disappear
I beg of you, I plead of you, I dream for you, I scream for you
I implore you using all forms of expression
To try a little harder
To put in more effort to make Neville go away
Voldemort
Direct address to Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
My one desire for Christmas from Voldemort
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
To eliminate Harry Potter
I don't want a Firebolt
I don't desire a Firebolt broomstick
I don't want a wand
I don't desire a wand
Don't want Hermione to wake up and find Crookshanks gone
Hermione's cat disappearing is not my desire
I don't want Hagrid covered in boils
I don't desire Hagrid to be sick
I don't even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle
I don't desire hygiene products for my classmates, Crabbe and Goyle
I don't want Weasley to eat his own turds
I don't desire Ron Weasley to eat feces
Don't want Pansy Parkinson to let me get to third
I don't desire a sexual encounter with Pansy Parkinson
Don't want any of these things, I really don't care
I have no desire for these things whatsoever
I don't want a piece of peanut brittle, I don't want a pear
I don't want any kind of gift or treat
I don't want no Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
I have no desire for a specific type of candy
Don't even want Muggles to find out what the Dark Mark means
I don't want Muggles to know about the symbol of Death Eaters
All I'm really asking of you pretty pretty please
My true request to Voldemort
Is to use your evil powers to bring Harry to his knees
Is for you to defeat Harry using your magical abilities
Voldemort
Direct address to Voldemort
There is one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
My single Christmas wish from Voldemort
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
For Harry Potter to be defeated
Oh Voldemort
Direct address to Voldemort
There is one thing that I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
My sole Christmas request from Voldemort
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
For Harry Potter to be defeated
Contributed by Nathaniel K. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Facebookaphobia
This is officially my new ringtone
𝒜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝑀𝒶𝑒тн3хҒlαy3d
YoU cAn MaKe iT a RiNgToNe???? Tellll mehhh howww
Facebookaphobia
@𝒜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝑀𝒶𝑒тн3хҒlαy3d I used my audio recorder on my phone to record it, saved the audio under a specific name (so I could find it), and then edited all my contacts' ringtones to this audio.
I hope this makes sense. I'm terrible at trying to word things.
𝒜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝑀𝒶𝑒тн3хҒlαy3d
@Facebookaphobia very detailed but I don’t understand 😂 I’ll try and figure it out lol
𝒜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝑀𝒶𝑒тн3хҒlαy3d
@Facebookaphobia Oop my app won’t let me use anything other then the free ones ☠️
Alaina Ryker
Yes
T E H R
Can we please just take a minute to acknowledge how gOOD THERE VOICE ACTUALLY IS 🤨😳😩🤯
maya
Their*
Edit: sorry for correcting the spelling 😭 didn’t know it would annoy some people
Simran
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO HATES IT WHEN YOU TYPE A COMMENT AND SOMEONE CORRECTS A WORD
Simran
And ikr ALSO LOVE THE NEW LYRICS