Bulldozer
Drive-By Lyrics

I met your mama when I was sixteen
I first encountered your mother at a young age

You couldn't have been anymore than three
At the time, you were only a toddler

She caught me stealing y'all's color TV
I was caught stealing your family's television

She called the cops and they arrested me
Your mother called the police to have me taken into custody

She was the wildest thing I'd ever seen
Your mother was a very unpredictable and exciting person

The way she pointed that shotgun at me
I was frightened when she pulled a shotgun on me

The police hauled my ass off to jail
I was then taken to jail

Your mama signed the trailer to help make the bail
Your mother put up the family trailer as collateral to help me post bail

She picked me up and drove me home
After I was released, your mother gave me a ride home

Said I'll learn you not to roam?
She scolded me and warned me not to wander

Green green grass under my feet
Despite the beautiful surroundings, my mind is elsewhere

But all I can think about's the dirt underneath
I am fixated on the dirt and earth below the grass

Bulldozers and dirt Bulldozers and dirt
My true passion is for bulldozers and dirt

Behind the trailer, my desert
My favorite place to be is behind the family trailer, surrounded by dirt

Them red clay piles are heaven on earth
I find the red clay piles to be incredibly satisfying

I get my rocks off, bulldozers and dirt
My true pleasure comes from spending time with bulldozers and dirt

I got a pickup that's up on blocks
I have a pickup truck that is currently out of commission

And I'm up to my ass in debt and hock
I am currently in financial distress and am deeply in debt

And I can't get the red stains off of my socks
I struggle to remove stubborn stains from my socks

And I can't get you off of my mind
I cannot stop thinking about you

I've lived with your mama for eleven years
I have been living with your mother for over a decade

Through good times, and bad times, fist fights and tears
We have experienced highs and lows, including physical altercations and emotional pain

But something comes over me when you come near
Being in your presence overwhelms me with emotion

So won't you come over and sip on this beer
Would you please come over and share a beer with me?

I don't mean no harm, I just like to flirt
I hope you understand that my intentions are not malicious, I simply enjoy flirting

But most of all I like bulldozers and dirt
Despite my feelings for you, my true love is bulldozers and dirt