Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
Dropkick Murphys Lyrics


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I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a really love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the liter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monoganous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home





[Chorus x4]

Overall Meaning

The Dropkick Murphys' song Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced is an interesting mix of bravado and self-deprecation. The singer of the song is a self-proclaimed ladies' man, a successful musician, and athlete who has achieved academic excellence. He boasts about being able to bench press a car and having had better sex while in jail. He claims to be a love machine, and girls jockey for him, but he doesn't need these lines to get laid. His confidence is so high that he even claims to have designed the Sears Tower in Chicago. However, the final verse reveals his true nature - he admits to being a liar and a cheat, and that he's not chiseled from stone. He is aware of his shortcomings, and yet he asks for a chance to show his heart of gold and be a monogamous man.


The lyrics appear to be a tongue-in-cheek commentary on traditional male stereotypes. The singer is a caricature of the overconfident, braggadocious man who has a way with the ladies, but at the end of the day, he lacks real substance. The chorus, "so kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me! And I only bought her one round," reinforces this point. The singer is not only drunk and disheveled, but he also boasts about being cheap, making it clear that his success with women is not based on genuine charm and respect.


Line by Line Meaning

I play in a band
I am a member of a musical group


We're the best in the land
We are considered the top band


We're big in both Chelsea and France
We have gained fame in both Chelsea and France


I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
I am skilled in playing the guitar and I also succeed at getting women's attention at a bar


There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
Several women are waiting for me to pay attention to them


So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
You should come with me and I will make you feel good about yourself


These other gals mean nothing to me
I don't really care about the other women who are interested in me


Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
We should finish our drinks and leave the bar together


'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see
I'm not easy to deal with, but you will find that out soon enough


So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I am drunk, so you should kiss me


and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me!
I am dirty and wet from drinking too much, but she still kissed me


And I only bought her one round
I only paid for her drink once


I can bench press a car
I am incredibly strong, I can lift a car


I'm an ex football star
I used to be a famous football player


with degrees from both harvard and yale
I am educated, I have degrees from both Harvard and Yale


Girls just can't keep up
Women can't keep pace with my active sexual lifestyle


I'm a really love machine
I am considered an expert in love making


I've had far better sex while in jail
I've had better sex in my past bad experiences, like prison time


I designed the Sears tower
I am taking credit for designing the Sears Tower when I actually had nothing to do with it


I make two grand an hour
I make a lot of money, but I am likely lying


I cook the world's best duck flambe
I am boasting about my cooking skills, which may or may not be true


I'll take the pick of the liter
I can choose the best women from any group


And girls jockey for me
Women try to win my attention and affection


I don't need these lines to get laid
I don't need to use pickup lines to have sex


Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
I am no longer pretending


I'm a pitiful sight
I am not impressive


And I ain't all that bright
I am not very smart


I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I do not have a muscular or toned body


I'm a cheat and a liar
I am dishonest and unfaithful


No women's desire
Women are not interested in me


I'll probably die cold and alone
I'll likely die without love or companionship


But just give me a chance
Still, I plead with you to give me a chance


Cause deep down inside
I believe that inside me, there is something good


I swear I got a big heart of gold
I have a good heart


I'm a monogamous man
I am committed to one romantic relationship at a time


No more one night stands
I am not going to have any more one night stands


Come on, honey, let me take you home
Let me take you home




Lyrics © SPIRIT TWO SMA
Written by: ALEXANDER BARR, JAMES P. LYNCH, KENNETH W. CASEY, MARC JOHN ORRELL, MATHEW E. KELLY

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@devonpuryear7355

I play in a band, we're the best in the land 
We're big in both Chelsea and France 
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar 
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance 
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty 
These other gals mean nothing to me 
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see 


So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown 
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star 
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine 
I've had far better sex while in jail 
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour 
I cook the world's best duck flambe 
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me 
I don't need these lines to get laid 



I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight 
See my figure was chiseled from stone 
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home 
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed 
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame 
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars 
I'm just here in this dump for the game



Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting? 

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright 
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone 
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire 
I'll probably die cold and alone 

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside 
I swear I got a big heart of gold 
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands 
Come on, honey, let me take you home



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I get teary eyed, can't help it...
My wedding song.

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Jesus, Mary, an Joseph........😆

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Cheers!

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