A New Hope
Dual Core Lyrics

Here's the facts of the matter, see, kick all the fallacy
We are going to present the truth and dispense with any falsehoods.

a long time ago, in a far away galaxy
This story takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far away.

Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team
There is conflict occurring in the fourth zone, and we need to deploy our forces to fight.

shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine
Our plans have been destroyed, but we need to come up with a new scheme to defeat Palpatine.

Jump for joy from your choice in the splendor
Be happy with the choices you make and enjoy the beautiful surroundings.

or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor
You can choose to ignore the problem, just like Anakin's mentor did.

(Anakin's mentor?) the rights I defend for
I am defending my rights, just like Anakin's mentor did.

put Reeboks on E-woks and still invade Endor
We can even wear Reeboks while we invade Endor.

Blasters, pitch forks, no need to distort
We don't need to exaggerate - something as simple as blasters or pitchforks will suffice.

import, a new warrior to kill Sith lords
We need to recruit a new warrior to help us defeat the Sith lords.

It's outer space, so quit staying indoors
We're in outer space, so there's no point in staying inside.

we've been poor, you dick4... what's a dick4?
We've been struggling, and I'm not sure what 'dick4' means.

Starships, Cruisers, all meet defeat
All the Starships and Cruisers are being defeated, but it's a trap!

so what it's a trap, destroy the whole fleet
Even though it's a trap, we need to destroy the whole fleet and win the battle.

My R2's juiced: dual pentium thousands
My R2 unit is powerful, with dual Pentium chips.

a million birds couldn't catch Millenium Falcon
Even a million birds wouldn't be able to catch the Millennium Falcon.

Tattooine junk yards, looking for centaurs
We're searching for centaurs in the junkyards of Tatooine.

lightsaber mishaps with Darth Vader head scars
Darth Vader has scars on his head from lightsaber mishaps.

Penalty for referees, handing out red cards
The referees are giving out penalty cards, just like in sports.

energy, crash from the blast of a Death Star
The Death Star's blast causes a great deal of energy and destruction.

Calculate flight needs, Starships behind me
We need to calculate our flight requirements while we're being pursued by Starships.

times three, might make the jump into light speed
We might have to make the jump into light speed, multiplied by three.

Intergalactic, chin-check playa
We're intergalactic travelers, and we need to make sure we're ready to fight.

i turned down a blind date with Princess Leia
I declined a blind date with Princess Leia.

So what do you think R2?
What do you think, R2?

I did too! No for real--her brother tried to set me up with her.
I declined, too! Her brother actually tried to set us up.

whatever
Whatever.

Too much pressure, they all might crack
There's too much pressure, and they might all break under the weight.

strike the empire, empire strikes back
We need to attack the empire, even though they will likely fight back fiercely.

It's the jump off every time that the sabers draw
Every time the lightsabers are drawn, it's time for the fight to begin.

later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah
See you later, we're going to outsource the force to Dagobah.

Come behind like you trail in the game
Come from behind like you're trailing in a game.

Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave
Luke killed his father, but he didn't fail in the cave.

We all need leaders: Yoda guides you
Everyone needs a leader, and Yoda can guide you.

the Jedis extinct: Yoda died, too
The Jedi are extinct, and even Yoda has passed away.

Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
Go prove the subject, even a grown fool would appreciate it.

right to the knights of the old school republic
Respect to the knights of the old school republic.

Battle historian, valedictorian
I'm a battle historian and a valedictorian.

I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorian
I enflame my veins with some powerful midichlorian.

Heat it up fast, that's why i'm cookin more
Let's heat things up quickly, which is why I'm cooking more.

book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for
Let's book a tour, but these aren't the droids you're looking for.

Wrestle control from the empire's vice grip
We need to take control back from the empire's vice grip.

rhyme sick, that's just an old jedi mind trick
My rhymes are sick, but it's just an old Jedi mind trick.

The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics
I'm a pro when it comes to hitting targets and flowing on the hardest microphones.

I hibernate sickness like I'm frozen in carbonite
I'm able to put my sickness on hold, like I'm frozen in carbonite.

From the Hoth system all the way into Michigan
Our journey takes us from the Hoth system all the way to Michigan.

double cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian
We need to double cross the powerful Lando Calrissian.

I mean for real,
I'm serious,

how was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City?
How did Lando Calrissian become the ruler of Cloud City?

dood's name is Land-o
Lando's name is short for 'Land-o'.

wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense?
Wouldn't someone with a last name like 'Skywalker' make more sense as a hero?

Beep boop.

shut up
Be quiet.

Return of the Jedi, take a few notes
Take notes while watching 'Return of the Jedi.'

star wars, part four, here's a new hope
This is 'Star Wars, Part Four' and our new hope.

Unfreeze Solo and look they don't notice yet
Let's unfreeze Han Solo, and they haven't noticed yet!

grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett
Be brave, and push through when I knock into Boba Fett.

Overhang projectors to strangle the protectors
Let's use overhang projectors to strangle our opponents.

and telling all pilots to angle their deflectors
We're instructing the pilots to angle their deflectors for protection.

The force stays everywhere like serial stalkers
The force is everywhere, like serial stalkers.

marathon sprints for imperial walkers
We need to run marathons to keep up with the imperial walkers.

It's more fright'ning to shock through the ocean
It's scarier to experience shocks in the ocean.

with force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah
Just like Tom Cruise and Oprah, the force can unleash lightning.

Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya
We're using blasters to stun our enemies, and they're wondering who hit them.

the most famous Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca
Chewbacca is the most famous Wookiee in the galaxy.

Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm
Jawas and droids come out when the light is warm.

high score, all sorts of alien life forms
We have a high score, and we've encountered all sorts of alien life forms.

Obi-wan by-gones, tie on to Qui-gon
Let's forget about Obi-wan, and instead focus on Qui-gon.

who pushed 24s when he rolled in his scion
Qui-gon was a baller, cruising around in his Scion with some 24s.

Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent
Leia inherited her mother's good looks, and it's hard to miss.

Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant
Natalie Portman's genes are definitely dominant.

Alderaan, Naboo, it's down to the wire
We're down to the wire, with Alderaan and Naboo in the balance.

you try conducting a sand people choir
Good luck trying to get the sand people to sing in a choir.