Sideways
E 40 Lyrics

Mob shit bitch
I am in the gangster lifestyle

I know you know
I am aware that you know what I am talking about

But check game doe
Pay attention and learn something

I'm in the S-C 4-double-oh
I am driving a 400 Mercedes-Benz

Sitting real low, stick in the flo', oh
I am sitting low in my car, pushing the accelerator hard

The hoe want me to come swoop
The woman wants me to pick her up

Take her for a ride in my blue Lex Luthor (Lex Luth-ah)
I will take her for a ride in my old blue Lexus

But the bitch ain't got no gas fetti (gas fetti)
But she does not have any gas money

So I burnt her like Fast Freddy (Fast Freddy)
I left her behind

Hit me on the first when your mail has come
Contact me on the first day you receive your mail

And maybe we can go to the mall or somethin' (to the mall or somethin')
We can hang out at the mall or do something else

Heavy ass shit for the mob- for the mob
Serious stuff for the gangster life

When I make a zillion I resign- I resign
I will retire once I make a lot of money

I'm realin in a hundred dollar bill with the line across
I have a hundred-dollar bill with a counterfeit line

When Christmas come around ask Santa Claus
Ask Santa Claus to give you something for Christmas

Santa do you know E-40?
Ask Santa Claus if he knows who I am

Bet you that nigga say "That's my homey!"
I think Santa Claus would say that I am his friend

We used to perv grind curb trip to my grandma
We used to hang out at my grandma's

Kahlua milk and brandy almost every day
We used to drink Kahlua milk and brandy every day

Cognac is cool, but I'm on gin (on gin)
I prefer gin over cognac

Santa bought me, a new Mac-10 (yeah)
Santa Claus gave me a new firearm

Yeah, Click shit makes a motherfucker's night
My crew's music is enjoyable

niggas listen to it 'cause it's light
People love to listen to our music

Crooked twisted unlisted on the highways
My car is modified to drive illegally

We riding sideaways, beotch!
We are driving while tilted to the side

I'm riding sideways, this way thatta way
I am driving my car sideways

("Back up the Coupe and roll sideways")
Reverse the car and drive sideways

("Made a left at the corner 'cause it was hoes")
I turned left because there were prostitutes

("I'm looking for a bench seat")
I want to find a car with a bench seat

I'm riding sideawats, this way thatta way
I am driving my car tilted to the side

("Hoes see this type of shit and go reala")
Prostitutes like to see this kind of driving

I'm riding city to city (city to city), me and Leviti
I am driving to different cities with my friend Leviti

So get your toilet paper 'cause it's gon' get shitty (gon' get shitty)
Prepare yourself because things will get bad

I hit the highway goin' East (East)
I am driving on the highway heading East

Twenty-two ounces of yeast (yeast)
I have a lot of beer

I'm playin this game 'cause a nigga my age be
I am living this lifestyle because I am young

I met her last night and today she paged me
I met her last night and she called me today

Wanna know if B-Legit can kick it tonight (what else)
She wants to know if B-Legit is available tonight

Only sixteen, way too tight
She is too young for me

But age ain't nothin' but a number- number
Age does not matter

Baby got her hair done by Shanda- Shanda
The girl got her hair styled by Shanda

Nine nine ten, eleven and up
Girls of different ages

If you bleed, you get fucked- fucked
If you are on your period, you will not have sex with me

No not me, not fo'-oh- not fo'-oh
I am not going to have sex with a girl who is menstruating

I beat the bitch down with a two by fo'
I hit the woman with a two-by-four

Eryfuckinday is a holiday, celebration
Every day is a party for me

When the bitch is actin crabby that means she's on her menestration
When a woman is in a bad mood, she is probably on her period

I be like fuckin' 'em like dis dat to the highest- highest
I love having sex in different positions

talkin' more shit than colitus
I am talking a lot

A str-uh, strizuck out in my Cutlass Supreme on a Friday
I drove my Cutlass Supreme on a Friday night

(which way we ridin')
Where are we going?

Riding sideaways, beotch!
We are driving while tilted to the side

("Doing about a buck fifty")
I am driving at 150 miles per hour

("Danked out, and full of that Cisco")
I am high and under the influence of Cisco

("Pervin swervin runnin' all into the curb and")
I am driving recklessly and hitting curbs

("Bout a gallon to the dome, then that's the hit")
I drank a gallon of alcohol and got drunk

See I'ma hogg nigga, Beverly Hillbilly
I am a wild and crazy person

Neckbone, oxtails, pork'n'beans and chili
My favorite foods are neck bone, oxtails, pork and beans, and chili

Just like my nigga Celly, we likes to kick it silly
Me and my friend Celly like to have fun

Regurgitate and kick a bootch move up out the telly
Puke and remove the prostitute from my hotel room

'Cause they out there bad ain't satisfied
The prostitutes are not happy

Hoes just wanna be pacified
Prostitutes just want to be entertained

But I can't do no justice 'cause the justice ain't to be did
I cannot make them happy

BEOTCH! You usin too much rid
Stop using slang that I do not understand

Now I've been known to break niggas off (off)
I am known for starting fights

Hard type or soft, line 'em up chalk 'em up as a loss
I will defeat anyone in a fight

See me in the parking lot doing my thang (yeah)
Watch me do my thing in the parking lot

Love to see my old school dance in the rain (kick it)
I love to dance in the rain in my old car

The po-po's came and they closed up shop (kick it)
The police arrived and shut down the party

Smashed through the Hood and we made that hot (yeah)
We caused chaos in the neighborhood

See the shit don't stop (stop) motherfuckers pop (pop)
I am unstoppable and people will try to fight me

Seven-deuce drop (drop) Coney air shocks (mm hm)
My car is a 1972 model with custom air shocks

Riding through the shit like Racer X
I am driving fast

And if a motherfucker flex break back and necks (back and necks)
If someone tries to fight me, I will hurt them badly

Running red lights and the right-of-ways
I am breaking traffic laws

(How we gonna get it doe?) We get it sideaways, beitch!
We will get what we want by driving sideways

("Late at night up and down saying hi")
Driving around and saying hello to people at night

("Be trapped trunk, Stark Boulevard")
I am stuck in a car trunk on Stark Boulevard

("Come here you little hard-ass boy!")
Someone is calling me a tough guy

("niggas like to hear this type of shit when they crawl")
People love to listen to this kind of music when they are drunk