EARL
Earl Lyrics

I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
I'm feeling turned on and agitated like a space explorer

Crashing while jacking off
Masturbating led to a loss of control and an accident

To buffering vids of Asher Roth
Watching music videos of Asher Roth while they were loading on the internet

Eattin' apple sauce
Just eating some applesauce, not related to other lines

Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
Earl sees himself as an alien sent to harm Catholics in a strange way

And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
Earl continues his violent imagery, this time mocking the dead

And laugh it off
Earl's violent actions are just something to find amusement in

Twisted sicker than mad cattle
Earl is mentally disturbed, more so than diseased cows

In fact I'm off
Earl is not mentally stable

Six different liquors
Earl is drinking various alcoholic drinks

With a Prince wig plastered on
Earl is wearing a wig to resemble the singer Prince

Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
Earl tells his victim not to struggle because it's no use

When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm
Earl's lips are swollen and he's in a place high above the ground, holding a drug addict's arm

Earl puts the 'ass' in "assassin."
Earl plays off the words "assassin" and "ass" to say he's really good at killing people in disturbing ways

Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
Earl is describing his process for storing the remains of his victims

Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Earl details how he makes a meal out of his victims, combining their body parts with feces

Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
Earl eats his victims in a way that he parallels to the way overweight people and catfish eat

It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
Earl admits that his actions are reckless and unplanned

I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook
Earl is disgusting enough to vomit and use that for bait on a hook

And fucking cast the shit
Earl throws the hook out to catch whatever will bite it

I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action
Earl is calling on other rappers to step up and do something, while insulting them

And get a hall pass from this class-act shit
Earl refers to his murders as a "class-act", something that other rappers should excuse themselves from

How the fuck I fit a axe in a satchel?
Earl brags about how he can fit a large weapon into a small bag

Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal
Earl drugs people without them realizing it

Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
At a party, someone's butt has gone missing and people are confused

In my room redefining the meaning of black holes
Earl is doing something grotesque that would redefine the already negative meaning of black holes

Before I suck it up. But hurry
Earl is in a rush to do something disgusting before he loses his opportunity

I got nuts to bust, and butts to fuck, and ups to shut
Earl has a lot of things to do, including finishing off his victims, having sex, and killing more people

And sluts to fucking uppercut
Earl plans to punch or hit women he's having sex with

It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us
Earl's group, Odd Future, is not to be messed with

Without a doubt
Something that is definitely true or reliable

A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
Earl threatens to have sex with someone's mother

Asked for a couple bucks
Earl asks for a small amount of money before attacking the other person

Shove a trumpet up her butt
Earl wants to insert a musical instrument into someone's anus

Play a song, invade her thong
Earl wants to use the trumpet in someone's anus to make music and mess with their underwear

My dick is having guts for lunch
Earl makes a crude reference to his penis eating someone's guts

As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured cunt
Earl will continue his disturbing actions after he eats lunch

Found the mustard
Earl finds mustard, not related to other lines

Fuckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up
People around the area are starting to notice strange things happening

"Whatcha doin'?"
Someone is asking what Earl is up to

Nothin' much
Earl brushes off the question without giving a real answer

Would shout some other stuff
If Earl was feeling more belligerent, he would yell more things at the questioner

Gotta fucking bounce
Earl needs to leave the area in a hurry before he's caught doing something illegal

Guess the bouncers had enough of us
Earl and his group have worn out their welcome and have to leave a venue

"Fuck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!"
Earl's group is being confrontational and crude

"Fuck T in the ass, man"
One of the group members calls out another person named 'T'

"Ay, fuck you!"
Someone tells the group off

"Fuck that nigga, man!"
The group is antagonistic towards people they perceive as enemies

Get 'em off the pavement
Earl wants to hurt someone or force them to get up off the ground, they are on the pavement

Whipe the dirt and vomit off
Earl tells someone to clean up after they've been beaten or thrown up

DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk
Earl thinks people who dislike his group (DopeBoyz) are just talking big and aren't really a threat

Cotton soft, pussy
Earl insults those who are weak and not a real challenge

Them Odd niggas is molotov
Earl's group, Odd Future, is explosive and dangerous

Cocktails fuckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog
Earl threatens to throw homemade bombs into someone's apartment

Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh
Earl's group is called Wolf Gang, they don't just bark like dogs but act on it

Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
Earl will silence people who criticize his group, even if he has to cut off their arms

Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace
Earl refers to the gangster trope of wrapping a body in a rug before disposing of it, this time he would sell the body to someone named Ace

Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch
Earl is telling someone that Shakes' daughter lost her father and blames Earl's group for it

Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga
Earl's group is called Odd Future Wolf Gang

Fuck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas
Earl's group dislikes another group called DopeBoyz

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All,
Earl's group has a violent-sounding motto

Don't give a fuck, nigga
Earl's group doesn't care about the consequences of their actions

Stay pop, nigga
Earl tells someone to stay cool and confident

Earl, whaddup nigga?
Someone greets Earl

Fuck Steve Harvey
Earl dislikes the television personality Steve Harvey