Pidgeons
Earl Sweatshirt Lyrics

Welcome back to class, bitch, grab on to your glasses
I have returned to school and you better hold onto your glasses because Odd Future is about to blow your mind

Odd Future leaving even niggas in past tense
Our group is so innovative and ahead of the game that even other artists are being left behind in the past

Style is patent, the measures is drastic
Our musical style is unique and sets us apart from others, and we will go to extreme measures to maintain it

Either that or they 4/4, some call them fantastic
Other artists may stick to a more traditional 4/4 beat, but we prefer to be different and some recognize and respect us for it

She called me fantastic, I called her a fat bitch
A girl complimented me, but I insulted her in return due to my own insecurities

Still kill the pussy, put the cat in a casket
Despite my derogatory behavior towards women, I am still successful in sexual conquests

The funeral service was fucking worthless, so I said a couple words at it
I attended a funeral but did not find value in it, and therefore made disrespectful remarks while there

Didn't know her but I'm confirming that she sure gurgled dick
Even though I did not know the deceased, I am making crude assumptions about her sexual activity

The Odd nigga with a spoon in your danimals
I am a strange person who does not fit in with preconceived norms, like a spoon in a yogurt cup

As hungry as a cannibal, trapped in a van of cantaloupes
I am extremely hungry and feel like a savage, but am surrounded by an abundance of the fruit cantaloupe

Harder than granite, hoes know I'm coming
I am tough and unstoppable, and women are aware of my prowess

With the grand force of Van Damme's fist in a damn cannon so
My strength and power is comparable to the force of Jean-Claude Van Damme's fist in a cannon

Fans catch us on Animal Planet, tracking hoes
Even our most avid supporters are like wildlife enthusiasts observing us and our romantic conquests

And attacking faster than foes can change the channel, whoa
We are quick to respond and attack, making it impossible for our enemies to retreat

My dick hates sweaters so she jack it slow
I have a preference for sexual acts without clothing, and my partner must accommodate that

The aftermath proves to be smoother than hairy lacks and oh
Although the sexual act was rough and intense, there were no negative repercussions and everything went smoothly

Wave high to the Ritalin regiment
Acknowledge the group of people who need Ritalin to control their hyperactivity

Double S shit, swastikas on the Letterman, bitch
Our image is controversial and can offend people, as shown by the swastikas on our clothing

Hungry wolves at the door, bitch, let us in
We are savage and determined, and will do anything to succeed

Kill 'em all, O.F. is what I represent
I embody the mentality of Odd Future, which is to destroy anyone in our path to success

Took the van, went snatch her
I commandeered the van and kidnapped a girl

Oh, you wanna snap and scratch? Snap your fucking jabberwocky
If you want to start a fight or cause problems, I will retaliate aggressively

She's a dancer, walkie-talkie Ace for back up like fag
The girl I kidnapped has skills and connections, but I insult her supposed backup due to homophobia

I got class and can't take this bitch to math, what
I am educated and have standards, and cannot bring this girl to a class like math

Tell the fucking teacher that this burlap sack is filled
I plan to lie to a teacher and claim the burlap sack contains snacks for the class

With snacks for after class for the whole class to snack up
I am trying to convince the teacher that I brought enough snacks for the entire class to enjoy later on

Yeah, right, get over here faster
I know the teacher is unlikely to believe my lie and I am impatient for them to come check the bag

Cause Earl's a pro rapper but amateur kidnapper
I may be skilled at music, but I am inexperienced and amateurish when it comes to kidnapping

Earl, goddammit, I'm still in my damn pajamas
My friend Earl is frustrating me, as I am not dressed and ready to leave yet

Waiting on mom to bring me the Aspirin from a trampoline jump
I am waiting for my mother to bring me Aspirin due to the headache I received from jumping on a trampoline

And if I pick her up, I'm humping and I'm fucking with no lubricant
If I were to have sex with this girl, I would not use protection or lubrication

I'm using spit, piss, vaseline or something, how old is she?
I am considering using unconventional items for lubrication, and am now questioning if the girl is of legal age

(Seventeen) This bitch is underage
After learning the girl's age, I acknowledge that she is not of legal age for sexual activity

But I'll have her face off tied and Nicholas caged
Despite her age, I plan to engage in non-consensual sexual activity and restrain her

But anyway, give me cash fag, cause I'm low on gas
Regardless of my actions, I am still in need of money for gas

Aww fuck it, 'bout to jack off, go catch a fucking cab
I am foregoing my original plan and will instead masturbate and find another mode of transportation

No I'm not lying when I say that brother's all I have
I am not exaggerating when I say that my friend is the only person I really have in this world

But if you're not dying don't fucking bother to call me back, I'm sleep
If the reason for someone calling me is not urgent or life-threatening, I will not answer and may be sleeping

Fuck rules, skate life, rape, write, repeat twice
We do not conform to societal expectations and choose to live how we want, even if it means breaking laws and engaging in violent or sexual behavior

Odd Future young enough to get your priest mouth drool
We are young enough to entice even the most virtuous people, like priests, to desire us sexually

I don't give a fuck, like a senior citizen
I am indifferent and do not care, similar to how an elderly person may act

Shit and run back to the lab, need assistance from
I will quickly create music and then retreat, needing help and input from others

Sister with the biggest bumbaclot girls
I am seeking advice and assistance from a specific woman who has connections to other attractive women

I'm around calves big cause they run a lot and scream, oh
Women with larger calf muscles catch my attention because they are likely physically fit and can scream in excitement

Pay him some attention, he's smart and he's genius
I or someone in Odd Future is intelligent and deserving of recognition

He ain't touching me like Martin Sheen's penis
Others may try to compete with me, but they cannot match my skill or success

Y'all niggas ain't clean as my team is meanest
We are the best and most skilled group, and others cannot compare to our level of talent and boldness

Hitting amputees in the knees, Jesus
I will even harm those who are already physically disabled or disadvantaged

Please, just peep the crystal method where
Observe the way I take apart and remix music, similar to the technique of the band Crystal Method

I take a fucking beat, strip it naked then I wreck it
I have a unique style of music production in which I deconstruct and manipulate beats to create something new and exciting

It's no question, Sweatshirt's O.F
There is no doubt that I am a member of Odd Future

And you can tell by the chiseled horns on my forehead bitch
My unique appearance reflects my involvement with Odd Future and my own individual style

Hammerhat flyer than a bag of bats
I am more stylish and unique than most people, even those who are considered unconventional

And Jane's a fucking acrobat, I'll flip her on a mattress
I have sexual interest in a specific woman named Jane, who I plan to engage in acrobatic positions with

Last straw, fuck that, I'm who broke the camel's back
I am the person who finally caused something to break or collapse, and am not afraid to take responsibility for it

Say you want that dope shit, welcome to Satan's cabbage patch, bitch
If you are seeking unconventional and unique music, you have come to the right place, where things may seem strange and even demonic

Told you he can rap, dumb muthafucka
I have proved that I am a skilled rapper, and anyone who doubted me is foolish