Fat Girl
Eazy-E And Ron-De-Vu Lyrics

Fat girl!
Addressing a fat girl

[You're a fat girl]
Asserting that the addressed girl is fat

[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X)
Repeating the assertion about the addressed girl's size

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block
Introducing the artist as Eazy E, a fresh artist

And already got a fat girl on my jock
Announcing that the artist has a fat girl interested in him

Now my story's kinda simple so please take it simple
Prefacing the upcoming story as straightforward

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
Describing the upcoming story as a tale about a large, unattractive woman

I was chillin on the ave drinkin some booze
Setting the scene: the artist was hanging out and drinking alcohol

Saw a fatty comin my way so what was I to do?
Spotting a larger woman approaching and questioning his next move

I busted a U went tha other way again
Making a U-turn to avoid the approaching woman

But forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
Realizing too late that his escape route was blocked

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
Finding himself face-to-face with the approaching woman

Funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Describing the woman as large and heavy, around 235 pounds

Stampede was rushin, I double looked
Noticing the crowd around them

And she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Comparing the woman's multiple chins to a lengthy phonebook

Five four three ugly as can be, she said
Listing a countdown of adjectives to describe the woman's unattractiveness

[Ron-de-vu]
Introducing the next speaker, Ron-de-vu

Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)
Addressing Eazy E and receiving a negative response when asking if he remembers her

Huhu yes you do suga
Disagreeing with Eazy E's response

My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Introducing herself as Bertha and offering a nickname

Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
Recounting a previous experience with Eazy E when he was intoxicated at a party

We was slow dancin, give ya all this body
Recalling a slow dance in which she was physically close to Eazy E

[Eazy-E]
Returning to Eazy E as the singer

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Expressing surprise and disbelief when Bertha professed her love

Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock
Reacting to the idea of a large woman being interested in him

[CHORUS:]
Beginning the chorus

[I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]
Repeating the chorus, emphasizing the idea of a fat girl being interested in the singer

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
Describing the woman's admiration and the artist's disapproval of it

And with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Hugging the artist tightly and lifting him off the ground

Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Holding onto the singer tightly, possibly to annoy or bother him

Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
Touching the singer inappropriately and asking him to reciprocate her feelings

I was hell, victim of a scandal
Feeling uncomfortable and like a victim of the situation

Coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Admitting that the woman's size and advances are too much for the artist to handle

Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Breaking free from the woman's hold and beginning to flee

Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
Returning home and grabbing a large gun

She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
Describing the woman pursuing the artist, with her thighs rubbing together as she moves

I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
Preparing to use the gun to defend himself

She kept on comin because of addiction
Continuing to pursue the singer, possibly because of an obsession

Legs on fire because of friction
Suggesting that the woman's thighs are rubbing so much that they are creating friction and heat

My gun broke, now I was doomed
Having a malfunctioning gun and feeling helpless

Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
Choosing an alternate weapon, a harpoon, to defend himself

As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Using the harpoon and causing the woman to fall

Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
Describing the woman's size and shape as she lies on the ground, like a beached whale

That's tha story, it's quite ill
Concluding the story and calling it weird or sick

And all fat girls y'all besta chill
Advising all larger women to calm down or avoid the artist

All overweight freaks stay off my block
Directly addressing larger women and telling them to stay away

Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock
Explaining the reason for his dislike of larger women and their attention

[CHORUS]
Repeating the chorus to conclude the song