Fat Girl
Eazy E & Ron-de-vu Lyrics

(Fat girl!)
Addressing a fat girl with an insulting tone

(You're a fat girl)
Reiterating that the subject is indeed a fat girl

(Fat... fat... fat fat fat fat girl) (repeat 2X)
Continuing to insult the fat girl through repetition

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block
Introducing himself as Eazy E, a new rapper on the scene

And already got a fat girl on my jock
Boasting about attracting a fat girl's attention

Now my story's kinda simple so please take it simple
Prefacing the story with a request for the listener's attention

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
Describing the girl as an unsightly blemish

I was chillin on the ave drinkin some booze
Setting the scene for the story

Saw a fatty comin my way so what was I to do?
Explicitly stating his prejudiced attitude towards overweight people

I busted a U went tha other way again
Trying to avoid encountering the fat girl

But forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
Making a foolish mistake

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
Continuing to describe the fat girl's pursuit

Funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Describing the fat girl's appearance in a derogatory way

Stampede was rushin, I double looked
Creating a sense of danger or panic

And she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Insulting the fat girl with a racist comparison

Five four three ugly as can be, she said
Continuing to describe the fat girl's appearance in a cruel way

(Ron-de-vu)
Introducing Ron-de-vu as another rapper in the song

Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)
Starting a dialogue between Eazy E and Ron-de-vu

Huhu yes you do suga
Dismissing Eazy E's denial of recognition

My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Introducing herself with a playful nickname

Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
Recalling a past encounter with Eazy E

We was slow dancin, give ya all this body
Suggesting that she was romantically interested in Eazy E

(Eazy-E)
Returning to Eazy E's perspective

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Reacting to the fat girl's confession

Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock
Repeating his earlier boast with a sense of irony

(CHORUS:)
Beginning the chorus section of the song

(I got a fat girl on my jock) (Fat girl) (Got a fat girl on my jock)
Repeating the chorus, which reinforces the song's mean-spirited message

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
Expressing Eazy E's revulsion and rejection of the fat girl

And with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Describing the fat girl as physically overpowering

Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Painting the fat girl as clingy and bothersome

Grabbed me by tha rear, said (Love me, hug me!)
Sexualizing the fat girl's actions in a way that further degrades her

I was hell, victim of a scandal
Creating a sense of drama and portraying Eazy E as a victim

Coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Admitting that he is incapable of dealing with the fat girl's advances

Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Trying to escape from the fat girl's grasp

Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
Retrieving a weapon to defend himself

She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
Continuing to describe the fat girl in a crude and vulgar way

I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
Taking drastic measures to protect himself from the fat girl

She kept on comin because of addiction
Implying that the fat girl is addicted to Eazy E

Legs on fire because of friction
Using a crude and derogatory description of the fat girl's body

My gun broke, now I was doomed
Creating tension by portraying Eazy E as vulnerable

Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
Switching to a different weapon to continue defending himself from the fat girl

As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Using violence to subdue and harm the fat girl

Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
Comparing the fat girl to a beached whale in a cruel and disrespectful way

That's tha story, it's quite ill
Concluding the story with a sense of triumph or satisfaction

And all fat girls y'all besta chill
Issuing a warning to all overweight women to stay away from Eazy E

All overweight freaks stay off my block
Claiming ownership of a neighborhood and excluding certain people based on their appearance

Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock
Using a derogatory term to describe overweight women and implying that they are unwanted or creepy