Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
Edward Sanders Helena Bonham Cater & Johnny Depp Lyrics

Toby: Ladies and gentlemen!
Toby is addressing the audience with a grand introduction.

May I have your attention, perlease?
Toby is requesting the attention of the audience.

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
Toby is inquiring whether the audience wakes up every morning feeling embarrassed and hopeless.

To discover your pillow is covered with hair
Toby is referring to the unwanted hair on the pillow after waking up.

Wot ought not to be there?
Toby is asking what should not be there on the pillow.

From now on you can waken at ease
Toby is telling the audience that they can now wake up without any worry.

You need never again have a worry or care
Toby is reassuring the audience that they won't have to worry about unwanted hair in the future.

I will show you a miracle marvelous rare
Toby is presenting the miracle elixir as an extraordinary solution to their hair problems.

Gentlemen, you are about to see
Toby is addressing the male audience specifically, telling them they are about to witness something special.

Something wot rose from the dead--
Toby is introducing his own resurrection, the regrowth of his hair, which he claims was made possible by Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

On the top of my head!
Toby is indicating that his head is where the miracle elixir did its work.

T'was Pirelli's
Toby is referring to Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

Miracle Elixir
Toby is emphasizing that the elixir is a miracle solution.

That's wot did the trick, sir
Toby is stating that Pirelli's Miracle Elixir was the solution to his hair problem.

True, sir, true
Toby confirms the truth of his previous statement.

Was it quick, sir?
Toby is inquiring whether Pirelli's Miracle Elixir worked quickly.

Did it in a tick, sir
Toby is affirming that the miracle elixir worked quickly.

Just like an elixir
Toby is comparing Pirelli's Miracle Elixir to other miracle cures.

Ought to do!
Toby is indicating that this is how other miracle cures should work.

How about a bottle, mister?
Toby is attempting to sell a bottle of Pirelli's Miracle Elixir to a man in the audience.

Only costs a penny, guaranteed
Toby guarantees that a bottle of Pirelli's Miracle Elixir will only cost a penny.

Does Pirelli's
Toby is asking if Pirelli's Miracle Elixir has other benefits.

Stimulate the growth, sir?
Toby is inquiring whether the elixir stimulates hair growth.

You can have my oath, sir
Toby is swearing that Pirelli's Miracle Elixir stimulates hair growth.

'Tis unique
Toby is saying that the miracle elixir is a one-of-a-kind solution.

Rub a minute--
Toby is advising to apply the miracle elixir for just a minute.

Stimulatin' i'n' it?
Toby is inquiring whether the application of the elixir is stimulating.

Soon you'll have to thin it
Toby humorously suggests that the hair growth will be so thick, that the person will need to get a haircut regularly.

Once a week!
Toby is suggesting that the person will need to get a haircut every week.

Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?
Sweeney Todd is inquiring about a bad smell in the air.

Are we standing near an open trench?
Mrs. Lovett suggests that it may be because they are standing near an open trench.

Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench?
Mrs. Lovett is asking about the smell.

Must be standing near an open trench!
Sweeney Todd agrees with Mrs. Lovett's suggestion that the source of the bad smell is an open trench.

Buy Pirelli's
Toby once again urges the audience to buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

Anything wot's slick, sir
Toby is suggesting that any problem related to hair or its growth can be solved by Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

Soon sprouts curls
Toby suggests that Pirelli's Miracle Elixir will help people grow curly hair quickly.

When they see how thick, sir
Toby suggests that people will see how thick hair growth can be with Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

You can have your pick, sir
Toby is suggesting that the person using Pirelli's Miracle Elixir will have their choice of hair styles or partners.

Of the girls!
Toby is indicating that women will be attracted to the person who uses Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

Wanna buy a bottle, missus?
Toby is offering a bottle of Pirelli's Miracle Elixir to a woman in the audience.

What is this?
Sweeney Todd is inquiring about something he sees or smells.

Smells like piss
Sweeney Todd is disgusted by the smell, which he compares to urine.

Smells like-- phew!
Mrs. Lovett agrees with Sweeney Todd that the smell is unpleasant.

Looks like piss
Sweeney Todd comments on the appearance of what may be Pirelli's Miracle Elixir or something else altogether.

Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear
Mrs. Lovett advises Sweeney Todd not to touch the substance, given how repulsive it smells and looks.

This is piss
Sweeney Todd identifies the substance as urine.

Piss with ink
Sweeney Todd elaborates on the nature of the substance by saying it's urine mixed with ink.

Activate your roots, sir--
Toby is suggesting that the miracle elixir will activate hair roots.

Keep it off your boots, sir--
Sweeney Todd warns someone not to spill the substance on their boots, given its corrosive properties.

Eats right through
Sweeney Todd confirms that Pirelli's Miracle Elixir is capable of eating through surfaces.

Yes, get Pirelli's!
Toby urges the audience once again to get Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

Use a bottle of it!
Toby advises people to purchase and use the elixir regularly.

Ladies seem to love it--
Toby is suggesting that women are easily attracted to men who use Pirelli's Miracle Elixir.

Flies do, too!
Mrs. Lovett sarcastically remarks on the fragrance of the elixir, which even attracts flies.