Perfect Day
Eek-A-Mouse/OPM Lyrics

(jaimacian jiberish) this is a perfect day!
Despite all the misfortunes of the day, the singer considers it a perfect day.

Woke up to the sound of the garbage truck again
The day started with the unpleasant noise of the garbage truck.

Upstairs neighbors toilets leakin on my head
The singer had to face a nasty situation where the toilet of the upstairs neighbor was leaking on their head.

My cars broke down I missed the bus there runs a ten
The artist faced transportation problems as their car broke down and they missed the bus.

I had a feelin this was a day to stay in bed
From the start of the day, the artist had a feeling that it would have been better if they stayed in bed.

I finally left my pad right under jumbos cloud
The singer finally left their residence when there was a cloud in the sky that resembled an elephant.

A police officer pulled out ands gonna say (freeze put your hands up)
A police officer pulled out their gun and ordered the singer to freeze and put their hands up.

I said sir you got the wrong guy
The artist insisted that the police officer had the wrong person.

I guess its just a perfect day OoOoOo
The artist sees the irony in all the bad events of the day and considers it a perfect day anyway.

I'm sippin a fresca at the downtown county jail
The artist is drinking a Fresca while in jail in downtown County.

My friends are all too broke to come up with my bail
The singer's friends don't have enough money to pay their bail.

I lost my day shoes to tiny playin spades
The artist lost their shoes to someone named Tiny while playing spades.

I sleep with one eye open to make sure I don't get laid
The singer is cautious and keeps one eye open to avoid any unwanted physical contact.

(spanish) The deportation officers son said to me
The son of a deportation officer said something to the singer in Spanish.

They put us on a bus to guadalaraja
The singer was put on a bus to Guadalajara for deportation.

I guess its just a perfet day
Despite the troubles, the artist still considers it a perfect day.

Its just a perfect day
Reinforcement of the idea that the day, no matter how awful it was, was still perfect.

Nanananananaaw
A non-lexical portion of the song; no meaning.

(it was a perfect day) Have you evereverever had one of those days never seen nothin right nothins goin your way
The singer is pondering if the listener has ever had a day where nothing goes right.

Its so wrong I dedicate this song to you you and you and whoever relates to what we do
The artist dedicates the song to the listener and anyone who can relate to their struggles.

But somebody tell me why why why this always happens to me me me
The artist questions why they always seem to have bad luck.

Just another dose of reality
The artist sees the misfortunes of the day as just another reality of life.

Just tryin to make the best of this situation
The singer is trying to stay positive and make the best of the situation.

This really isn't my idea f vacation
The artist did not expect to spend their day like this.

O my mama mama sita say Hey baby va manocave
The singer sings out a phrase in Spanish, seemingly without a precise meaning.

This chica bonita is lookin okay
The singer finds a girl attractive.

Ya I think I'm goin to say
The singer is about to make a move towards the chica bonita.

My car broke down it was a perfect day
One of the many things that went wrong with the day was the artist's car breaking down, even though they consider it perfect.

The surf is up it was a perfect day
Despite all the bad things that happened, something good happened, the surf was up, which still means it was a perfect day for the artist.

My dog on the street it was a perfect day
The singer sees the fact that their dog being on the street as a good thing and still claims it was a perfect day.

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There is an unknown line in the song which couldn't be decoded.

My wife run away it was a perfect day
The artist's wife ran away on this day, but they still decide to say it was perfect.

My cat run away it was a perfect day
The artist's cat also ran away on the same day, but they continue to claim it was perfect.

Cops took away my stahash
The police took the artist's stash of drugs.

The police man took away my stash
Rephrasing (same as above): police man taking the singer's stash of drugs.

Somebody broke my bong it was a perfect day
Someone broke the artist's bong on this day, but it still remains perfect according to them.

This song was a hit it was a perfect day
Amidst everything, the song, which was a hit, signifies a perfect day for the singer.