Lola
El Chojin Lyrics

(timbre) ¿¡Que!? Hola, buenas noches venia a buscar a Lola,
The singer has arrived to pick up someone named Lola for a night out.

Habíamos quedado para irnos de copas,
They had made plans to go out drinking.

Dígala que estoy aquí si no le importa vale, soy Oscar
The singer is introducing himself as Oscar and asking to be let inside to see Lola.

"no va,
Lola's mother says that she can't go out drinking and must stay home, following her mother's rules.

No me gusta que salga por ahí de copas,
Lola's mother doesn't approve of her going out drinking.

Se va a quedar en casa haciendo sus cosas,
Lola's mother wants her to stay home and do her own thing.

Mientras viva en casa va a cumplir mis normas,
As long as Lola lives at home with her mother, she will have to follow her rules and expectations.

Así que no va"
Lola's mother reiterates that Lola cannot go out drinking.

Pero oiga,
The artist attempts to persuade Lola's mother to change her mind.

Le aseguro que yo soy buena persona,
The artist promises to be a good person.

Que voy a cuidar muy bien de su Lola,
The singer assures Lola's mother that he will take good care of her.

Prometo traerla a casa a su hora eh?
The artist promises to bring Lola back home on time.

"no va"
Lola's mother still refuses to let her go out drinking.

Gorda, con la tontería me ha cortao la historia,
The singer is disappointed that Lola's mother has stopped him from seeing Lola and interrupts his plans.

Tendré que ver que es lo que hago ahora,
The singer is unsure what to do now that his plans with Lola have been interrupted.

Cuando iba a casa sonó mi motorola
The artist's phone rings on his way home.

Y era Lola,
Lola calls the artist on the phone.

Dijo "hola,
Lola greets the singer on the phone.

No hagas caso a mi madre que esta loca,
Lola tells the singer to ignore her mother, who is crazy.

Esta noche me quedo en casa sola,
Lola informs the artist that she will be home alone tonight.

Pásate por aquí en un par de horas
Lola invites the artist to come over in a few hours.

Y me sobas!"
Lola asks the artist to caress her.

Mooola!! no sabia que fuera tan lanzada Lola,
The singer is surprised by Lola's boldness.

Me pase por allí pasadas dos horas,
The artist visits Lola's house two hours later.

Estaba impaciente por verla a solas,
The singer is eager to be alone with Lola.

Llegue y dije hola "hola"
The singer greets Lola when he arrives at her house.

Use la técnica que siempre funciona,
The singer uses a technique that has always worked for him in the past.

Le propuse una partida a la consola,
The artist suggests playing video games with Lola.

Pero Lola no tenia tiempo para bromas
Lola is not in the mood for joking around.

Y entro en trompa, tomaaa,
Lola becomes aggressive and assertive.

Cuando me di cuenta estábamos sin ropa,
The singer realizes that they are both naked.

Lola fue directa a cogerme la cola
Lola immediately starts touching the artist's genitals.

Parecía ser que estaba muy cachonda
Lola seems to be very aroused.

Y yo mas bien
The artist is not as aroused as Lola.

Si se movieron con el volumen primero digan NO NO SIN CONDON
The singer asks the audience to declare if they had sex without a condom while listening to the first volume of the song.

Si le disfruto lo que encontró en el volumen dos digan NO NO SIN CONDON
The artist asks the audience to declare if they enjoyed what they heard in the second volume of the song and had sex without a condom.

Esto que ven es parte del volumen tres NO NO SIN CONDON
The singer reveals that the current song is part of the third volume of the series that promotes safe sex practices.

Si les mola la historia de Lola y quieren que siga digan NO NO SIN CONDON
The singer asks the audience if they want to continue hearing the story of Lola and encourage safe sex practices.

Lola,
The singer returns to talking about Lola.

No te creas que lo que me haces no me mola
The artist admits that he enjoys what Lola is doing to him.

Pero creo que has olvidado una cosa,
The artist reminds Lola that they need to use a condom.

Déjame que saque un condón de la bolsa y goza
The singer wants to take a quick pause to get a condom before continuing the sexual activity.

"no da,
Lola refuses to use a condom and encourages the singer to have sex without protection.

Aprovecha tonto que a mi no me importa,
Lola assures the artist that he can have sex without a condom because she doesn't care.

No pierdas el tiempo poniéndote goma,
Lola thinks it's a waste of time to use a condom.

Usar plastiquito a mi me corta,
Lola is uncomfortable using a condom.

Así que goza"
Lola tells the singer to enjoy himself without a condom.

Pero Lola imagino que lo que dices es broma,
The artist thinks that Lola is joking about not wanting to use a condom.

No la meto ahí sin goma ni de coña,
The singer refuses to have sex without a condom, no matter what.

Venga tonta "
The singer playfully calls Lola 'silly'.

Que tonta!!
Lola is being silly and stubborn about not wanting to use a condom.

Mira listo voy a decirte una cosa,
The artist is preparing to tell Lola something important.

No tengo ninguna mierda contagiosa,
The artist assures Lola that he doesn't have any sexually transmitted infections.

Parece que piensas que soy una zorra,
Lola seems to think that the singer is promiscuous.

Bien búscate a otra"
Lola is ready to end their sexual encounter and tells the singer to go find someone else.

Fin de la historia,
The artist ends the story of Lola with a cautionary message.

Lo ultimo que supe acerca de esa Lola
The artist reveals the final information he learned about Lola.

Es que estaba embarazada y sidosa,
Lola was pregnant and had contracted HIV.

Así que te aconsejo una cosa,
The singer advises the audience to be careful.

Controla, no te la juegues,
The artist urges caution and safe sex practices.

Se que a veces cuesta guardar los papeles
The singer acknowledges that it can be difficult to be responsible in the heat of the moment.

Pero cuídate no te arriesgues
The singer emphasizes the importance of taking care of oneself and not taking unnecessary risks.

Y usa goma siempre,
The singer emphasizes the importance of using a condom every time one engages in sexual activity.

Con la mierda que comes es suficiente,
The artist suggests that there are enough risks in life without adding unprotected sex to the mix.

Haz lo que debes
The artist encourages the audience to do the right thing and be responsible for their own health and safety.