Diary of Horace Wimp
Electric Light Orchestra Lyrics


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Monday: Late again,today,he'd be in trouble though
He'd say he was sorry, he'd have to hurry out to the bus.

Tuesday: Horace was so sad,he'd never had a girl that he
could care for, and if he was late once more,he'd be out.

Don't be afraid,just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Then a voice from above said--
Horace Wimp,this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife.
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan.

Wednesday: Horace met a girl,she was small and she
was very pretty, he thought he was in love,he was afraid.

Thursday: Asks her for a date,the cafe down the street
tomorrow evening,his head was reeling,
when she said. Yes O.K.

Don't be afraid,just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Then a voice from above said--
Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife.
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan.

Friday: Horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they
could marry,when she says, Gladly-- Horace cries.

Sunday: Everybody's at the church,when Horace
rushes in and says, Now here come my wife,
for the rest of my life--and she did.

Don't be afraid,just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Then a voice from above said--
Horace Wimp,this is your wife,
Go out and find yourself a life.




Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan.

Overall Meaning

The Diary of Horace Wimp by Electric Light Orchestra tells the story of a man named Horace who leads a mundane life, always running late and struggling to find love. However, one day a voice from above speaks to him, urging him to take charge of his life and find a wife. Horace follows the advice and meets a girl whom he falls in love with, but is terrified to ask her out. The voice from above persists and encourages him to take a chance. Horace finally gains the courage to ask her out and they fall in love, ultimately leading to their marriage.


The song's theme revolves around taking risks and seizing opportunities while it also highlights the importance of taking charge of one's life rather than just coasting by. It is an uplifting song that encourages listeners to act on their dreams and has a positive message about finding love.


Line by Line Meaning

Monday: Late again, today, he'd be in trouble though
Horace is habitually late and today is no exception. He is worried he might get into trouble because of his tardiness.


He'd say he was sorry, he'd have to hurry out to the bus.
Horace knows he needs to apologize for being late and hurry to catch the bus.


Tuesday: Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that he could care for, and if he was late once more, he'd be out.
Horace is sad because he doesn't have a girl he loves. Also, if he is late again, he might get kicked out.


Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Horace is being encouraged to be confident and go for what he wants.


Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Despite the encouragement, Horace is still nervous and apprehensive.


Then a voice from above said--
A divine or supernatural force seems to be guiding Horace.


Horace Wimp, this is your life, Go out and find yourself a wife.
Horace is being urged to find a wife and start a family.


Make a stand and be a man, And you will have a great life plan.
If Horace takes charge of his life and makes confident decisions, he will find happiness and fulfillment.


Wednesday: Horace met a girl, she was small and she was very pretty, he thought he was in love, he was afraid.
Horace meets a girl he finds attractive and thinks he might be in love, but he is scared and unsure about what to do.


Thursday: Asks her for a date, the cafe down the street tomorrow evening, his head was reeling, when she said. Yes O.K.
Horace gets up the courage to ask the girl out and she says yes, making him feel overjoyed.


Friday: Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe they could marry, when she says, Gladly-- Horace cries.
Horace proposes to the girl and she agrees, making him cry tears of joy.


Sunday: Everybody's at the church, when Horace rushes in and says, Now here come my wife, for the rest of my life-- and she did.
Horace gets married and announces his bride to everyone, feeling happy that he has found the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with.




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Written by: JEFF LYNNE

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All comments from YouTube:

@tobiasboston5663

That was an eventful week for Horace

@takasaki3109

El estilo de música clásica es pegajoso en la canción, es pegadizo y alegre :)

@tubarbapica..susana.7862

This song reached top ten on UK.

@DepecheFan1

This makes my life...

@keniac14

did not know that - cool - great song. Discovery got me into ELO. Still have the original LP from 1979.

@ZeGuyFly

Horace doesn't live in a universe that has Saturdays either apparently

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@Lucy-zv4xc

Horace was so terrible at love that a higher power had to intervene

@danielsahurie3237

Noice joke mate

@yodog1455

Pretty freaking funny that joke was

@mudkiperplays3172

poor guy

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