Stone Cold Dead In De Market
Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan and His Tympany Five Lyrics


He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband

Last night I went out drinking
When I came home, I gave her a beating
So she catch up the rolling pin and went to work on my head
Till she bash it in
I lie cold dead in de market
Stone-cold dead in de market
I lie cold dead in de market
She killed nobody but her husband

I lick him wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick him wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick him wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
And if I kill him, he had it coming

Man, he's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband

My family they swearin' to kill her
My family they swearin' to kill her
His family they swearin' to kill me
And if I kill him, he had it coming

I lie cold dead in the market, child
Cold dead in the market, child
I lie cold dead in the market
She kill nobody but her husband

There is one thing that I am sure
He ain't goin' to beat me no more
So I tell you that I doesn't care
If I was to die in the electric chair

Man, he's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband

Hey, child, I'm coming back and bash you on your head one more time

No, no, man, you can't do that

You stone-cold dead in de market, murderer
Stone-cold dead in de market, de criminal
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband


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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@arkhamfivehundred

This is just a re-submit of an old comment I made on this video a few years ago:

Cole: "What weapons did you use to kill your husband, Ms. Fitzgerald?"

Ella:" I lick him with the pot and the frying pan (3x). And If I kill him, he had it coming!"

X-Truth
Square- Doubt
Triangle- Lie



@arkhamfivehundred

Aerodeth
(Cole crosses off murder weapons)

'Suspect's awareness of potential consequences'

Cole: "Are you aware of how the court might feel about all this?"

Ella: "There's one thing that I am sure: he ain't going to hit me no more! So I tell you that I doesn't care if I was to die in THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!"

X-Truth
Square-Doubt
Triangle-Lie



@Aerodeth

*****
 X- Truth

Dun dun DLING!

Cole: I can understand how youre feeling, Ella. The late Mr. Fitzgerald had a huge history of reported violent outbursts. It mustve been scary for you.

Ella: He had it coming.

Cole: But something doesnt quite add up. Traces of blood were found in the market, but the body isnt there. So where could his body be?

Ella: leans in close to Cole's face Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.

Cole: leans in closer! WHICH SEA, ELLA?!



@PAlves-rl2jw

Lyrics:

He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband

Last night I went out drinking
When I came home I gave her a beating
So she catch up the rolling pin and went to work on my head
'til she bash it in

I lie cold dead in the market
Stone cold dead in the market
I lie cold dead in the market
She killed nobody but her husband

I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
And if I kill him, he had it coming

Man,
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband

My family they're swearin' to kill her
My family they're swearin' to kill her
His family they're swearin' to kill me
And if I kill him, he had it coming

Here I lie cold dead in the market
Cold dead in the market
I lie cold dead in the market
She kill nobody but her husband

There is one thing that I am sure
He ain't goin' to beat me no more
So I tell ya that I doesn't care 
If I was to die in the electric chair

Man
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband

Hey child, I'm coming back and bash on your head one more time

No, no no man you can't do that

He's stone cold dead in the market (murderer)
He's stone cold dead in the market (da criminal)
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband



All comments from YouTube:

@jenskoning4304

Easiest confession Phelps has ever gotten.

@Gene-XL

What’s that in reference to? I’m curious.

@chicobardome5872

@@Gene-XL L.A Noire, a video game created by Rockstar. The same guys who make GTA.

@tony706

No doubt 😉

@user-gv1nk8cq3d

Lmao

@Ronin777z

“Phelps badge two four seven”

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@RainbowManification

"That's a taxpaying citizen you just bounced off the fucking hood Phelps!"

@eleanorburns8686

I'd have liked an extension to the funeral scene: perhaps a few prominent citizens mentioning that although they'll miss the heroic policing and all that, at least now they can use pedestrian crossings again without mortal fear.

@THEYCALLMEKAY95

To anyone thats ever played la. Noire... I know I wasnt the only who stopped and listened carefully to this funny song.....

~Stone cold dead in de market

@adaezeokoli8855

Yes! I stopped driving in the game and I was like I need to know that name of this song XD it's freaking hilarious

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