Mr. Five by Five
Ella Mae Morse Lyrics


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Well, twirl my turban, man alive!
Here comes Mister Five by Five
He's one of those big fat bouncing boys
Solid avoirdupois!

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side


Mister Five by Five
Got fifty chins and a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mister Five by Five

That man
Can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or, or goin'

Mister Five by Five
He's slightly plump on his butter side
He don't shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

That man [my, my!]
Can really jump it for a fat man [fat man!]
Boys, the trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or, or goin'

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do




From side to side
Mister Five by Five

Overall Meaning

Ella Mae Morse's song "Mr. Five by Five" is a playful and humorous tribute to a larger, solidly built man. The term "five by five" originated as a reference to radio signal strength, but in this song, it's used to describe a man who is five feet tall and five feet wide. The lyrics humorously highlight the physical characteristics of the man, including his fifty chins, mellow demeanor, and ability to "jump it" despite his size.


The song also pokes fun at the idea that this man doesn't move much, likening his lack of movement to a square shape that's the same from side to side and head to toe. Despite his size, the song finds the man to be fun and enjoyable, with a great sense of rhythm and dance ability.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, twirl my turban, man alive!
Wow! Expressing surprise or excitement.


Here comes Mister Five by Five
An introduction to the main subject, Mr. Five by Five.


He's one of those big fat bouncing boys
Describing Mr. Five by Five as a young man who is bouncing, agile and full of life.


Solid avoirdupois!
Describing Mr. Five by Five as a man with a strong build and a healthy size.


Mister Five by Five
Referring to Mr. Five by Five, the main subject of the song.


He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Describing Mr. Five by Five as a short and wide man who stands at five feet tall and wide.


He don't measure no more from head to toe
A humorous way of saying that Mr. Five by Five is not much taller when measured from head to toe.


Than he do from side to side
Again, a humorous way of saying that Mr. Five by Five is just as wide as he is tall.


Got fifty chins and a line of jive
Describing Mr. Five by Five as a man with many chins and a clever way with words.


He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
Describing Mr. Five by Five as a relaxed but cool person, who is very large.


That man
Referring to Mr. Five by Five once again.


Can really jump it for a fat man
Describing Mr. Five by Five as someone who can dance well, despite his large size.


The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
A humorous statement about Mr. Five by Five's unpredictable dancing.


Whether he's comin' or, or goin'
Another humorous statement about Mr. Five by Five's unpredictable dancing.


He's slightly plump on his butter side
Describing one side of Mr. Five by Five as slightly thicker than the other.


He don't shake it no more from head to toe
A humorous way of saying that Mr. Five by Five's dancing is limited to side to side movements.


That man [my, my!]
A compliment to Mr. Five by Five.


Can really jump it for a fat man [fat man!]
Repeating the earlier statement about Mr. Five by Five's dancing skills.


Boys, the trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Once again, referencing how Mr. Five by Five's unpredictable movements can cause trouble.


Whether he's comin' or, or goin'
Repeating the earlier statement about Mr. Five by Five's unpredictable movements.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DON RAYE, GENE DE PAUL

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