L'home Que Dobla en Bruce Willis
Els Amics de les Arts Lyrics

A l'escena final
At the final scene

Fa aterrar un avió a Central Park
He makes an airplane land in Central Park

I la gran patacada
And the big crash

Dóna pas a un silenci brutal
Leads to a brutal silence

Els vianants s'hi aproximen
The pedestrians approach

Primer atònits després expectants
First stunned then expectant

Que cada segon que passa
That every passing second

Té més números d'haver-la palmat
Has more chances of dying

I quan la porta finalment s'obre
And when the door finally opens

La gent crida i comença a aplaudir
People shout and start to applaud

Tots dos saluden, es besen i ell li diu
Both greet, kiss and he says to her

Nena, ara ja som més que amics?
Baby, are we more than friends now?

Sona una orquestra i el pla fon a negre
An orchestra plays and the scene fades to black

I surten les lletres finals
And the final credits appear

Recull la carpeta i els auriculars
Picks up the folder and the headphones

S'abraça amb el tècnic i marxa cansat
Hugs the technician and walks away tired

I es que l'home que dobla en Bruce Willis
And it's the man who dubs for Bruce Willis

Que viu aventures només amb la veu
Who lives adventures only with his voice

L'home que dobla en Bruce Willis
The man who dubs for Bruce Willis

Que no és de Manhattan, que és de Cardedeu
Who is not from Manhattan, but from Cardedeu

Avui nit d'estrena, de comiat
Tonight is the premiere, the farewell

Un actor posa el punt i final
An actor puts an end to it

El nostre home té una idea, no si val dubtar
Our man has an idea, it's worth doubting

Potser és l'última oportunitat
Maybe it's the last chance

Tothom es gira i una limusina s'atura entre flaixos i tweets
Everyone turns around and a limousine stops amid flashes and tweets

S'obre pas entre els fotògrafs
Making way through the photographers

Es treu el barret tremolant
He takes off his hat trembling

Se'l posa contra el pit i diu
Puts it against his chest and says

Hello dear Mr. Willis
Hello dear Mr. Willis

It's such a big pleasure to meet you at last
It's such a big pleasure to meet you at last

No és pas un crack en idiomes
He's not a language expert

Però almenys aquest tros se'l porta preparat
But at least he has this piece prepared

Tots dos es miren i el món s'atura
Both look at each other and the world stops

Ai l'as si tingués un minut
Oh, if only he had a minute

Per dir-li gràcies per les aventures
To thank him for the adventures

Per tot el camí que hem recorregut junts
For all the way we've traveled together

Però la cara que posa en Bruce Willis
But the face that Bruce Willis makes

No deixa cap marge per l'ambigüitat
Doesn't leave any room for ambiguity

I es que l'home n'hagués tingut prou
And it's because the man would have had enough

Amb un gest, un somriure de complicitat
With a gesture, a smile of complicity

Que no arribarà mai perquè hi ha un gaurdaespatlles
That will never happen because there is a bodyguard

Que el paguen per això, que li fot una empenta i que cau en rodó
Who is paid for this, who gives him a push and he falls in a roll

Que queda estès a terra que es pensen que és boig
Who remains lying on the ground and is thought to be crazy

Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god!
Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god!

De fora el cinema sent la seva veu
From outside the cinema you can hear his voice

Uns vianants intenten reanimar-lo
Some pedestrians try to revive him

Entre dos l'agafen i el posen d'empeus
Between two of them, they pick him up and put him on his feet

L'home els hi diu que en Bruce Willis és un amic seu
The man tells them that Bruce Willis is his friend

Però ningú no se'l creu
But nobody believes him