Secondary Modern
Elvis Costello Lyrics


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This must be the place
Second place in the human race
Down in the basement
Now I know what he meant
Secondary modern
But there must be a problem till the girls go home

This is the hand that you never shook
You never gave me the chance that I took
Secondary modern
But there won't be a problem till the girls go home

Is it out of the question
Between you and me
Is it pleasure or business
Or a packet of three?

Nobody makes me sad like you
Now my whole world goes from blue to blue




Secondary modern
But there won't be a problem till the girls go home

Overall Meaning

"Secondary Modern" by Elvis Costello is a song that talks about the theme of adolescence, insecurity, and social status. The first verse describes the basement as a place where the singer is, and he calls it the secondary modern, a term used to describe a non-selective, non-prestigious school in the UK. He says, "this must be the place/ second place in the human race/down in the basement/ now I know what he meant/ secondary modern." The singer feels left out and neglected, and the basement represents his loneliness and low social status.


The chorus talks about the problems that arise among groups of boys when girls are introduced. "But there must be a problem till the girls go home/ but there won't be a problem till the girls go home." The song's theme is adolescence, and the problems that arise among teenage boys when girls are introduced, competing for their attention and social status.


The second verse reveals the singer's insecurity and lack of confidence as he longs for the attention of someone he admires, "this is the hand that you never shook/ you never gave me the chance that I took/ secondary modern/ but there won't be a problem till the girls go home." The bridge asks a question that is open to interpretation; it could be about a secret affair or a risky business deal between two parties.


Line by Line Meaning

This must be the place
I think I have finally arrived in a location that I might call home.


Second place in the human race
I feel like I am in a place of little significance in comparison to everyone else.


Down in the basement
I am in a place that feels dark and isolated.


Now I know what he meant
I am starting to understand someone else's perspective on this situation.


Secondary modern
I feel like I am in a school or system that is less important than others.


But there must be a problem till the girls go home
I sense a lingering issue, and I believe it will remain until the girls leave.


This is the hand that you never shook
I am the person you have not acknowledged or respected.


You never gave me the chance that I took
I am confident that if you had given me an opportunity, I would have proven myself.


But there won't be a problem till the girls go home
I believe things will run smoothly, except for the issue that will continue until the girls depart.


Is it out of the question
Can we talk about something that I want to ask you?


Between you and me
Let's keep this conversation just between us.


Is it pleasure or business
Is what we are about to discuss personal or professional in nature?


Or a packet of three?
Could it be that it involves intimate acts between two people, with the inclusion of a prophylactic?


Nobody makes me sad like you
There is no one else that has such a significant negative effect on my emotional wellbeing as you do.


Now my whole world goes from blue to blue
Whenever I encounter you, the color of my world changes to a darker shade of blue.


Secondary modern
Once again, I find myself in a setting that feels unimportant.


But there won't be a problem till the girls go home
Assuming the girls leave soon, I predict that everything will be fine.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ELVIS COSTELLO

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