Less Than Zero
Elvis Costello & The Attractions Lyrics


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Calling Mister Oswald with the swastika tattoo
There is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo
Carving "v" for vandal on the guilty boy's head
When he's had enough of that, maybe you'll take him to bed
To teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead

Turn up the TV, no one listening will suspect
Even your mother won't detect it so your father won't know
They think that I've got no respect, but
Everything means less than zero
Hey, oh hey
Hey, oh hey

Oswald and his sister are doing it again
They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen
They've got a thousand variations, every service with a smile
They're gonna take a little break, and they'll be back after a while
Well, I hear that South America is coming into style

Turn up the TV, no one listening will suspect
Even your mother won't detect it so your father won't know
They think that I've got no respect, but
Everything means less than zero
Hey, oh hey
Hey, oh hey

A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor
Mister Oswald said he had an understanding with the law
He said he heard about a couple living in the USA
He said they traded in their baby for a Chevrolet
Let's talk about the future now we've put the past away

Turn up the TV, no one listening will suspect
Even your mother won't detect it so your father won't know
They think that I've got no respect, but
Everything means less than zero
Hey, oh hey
Hey, oh hey
Hey, oh hey
Hey, oh hey
Hey, oh hey
Hey, oh hey




Hey, hey
Hey, oh hey

Overall Meaning

Elvis Costello's Less Than Zero is a scorching condemnation of the state of British society in the late 1970s. The song specifically targets the growing spread of fascism and white nationalism in England at that time. The song begins with a reference to a man with a swastika tattoo, whom the singer calls upon to help him fulfill some kind of nefarious purpose. The lyrics then proceed to describe a pair of siblings, Oswald and his sister, who are involved in some kind of depravity. The final verse of the song tells a story about a couple trading their baby for a car. Through these different lyrics, the song seems to be highlighting the absurdity of British society - people are engaging in terrible behavior without any real consequences. Costello seems to be pointing out that these people are acting in a way that is "less than zero."


Throughout the song, Costello uses "turn up the TV" as a refrain. This repetition underscores the idea that people are willfully ignoring the problems that are occurring around them. Whether it's to drown out bad news reports or simply as a form of escapism, people are choosing to tune out. The song concludes with the lines "Let's talk about the future now we've put the past away," which seems to suggest that perhaps it's time to start paying attention and addressing the issues at hand. If people continue to ignore the problems that are plaguing society, things will only continue to get worse.


Line by Line Meaning

Calling Mister Oswald with the swastika tattoo
Addressing a man named Oswald with a tattoo of the Nazi swastika


There is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo
There's a space available in a mysterious practice called English voodoo


Carving 'v' for vandal on the guilty boy's head
Etching the letter 'v' into the head of a culpable young man to shame him


When he's had enough of that, maybe you'll take him to bed
Perhaps after torturing him long enough he'll be willing to sleep with you


To teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead
By making him suffer, you teach him to value his life


Turn up the TV, no one listening will suspect
Increase the volume of the television, no one will notice


Even your mother won't detect it so your father won't know
Not even your mother will notice, so you can keep it from your father


They think that I've got no respect, but
People believe I don't have any manners or morals, yet


Everything means less than zero
Nothing actually matters


Hey, oh hey
A repeated exclamation, perhaps indicating sarcasm or disinterest


Oswald and his sister are doing it again
Oswald is repeatedly engaging in taboo behavior with his sister


They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen
They possess high-quality recordings of themselves doing unsavory things


They've got a thousand variations, every service with a smile
They have a vast collection of different recordings, each one more twisted than the last


They're gonna take a little break, and they'll be back after a while
They need to rest for a bit, but plan to continue their depraved behavior


Well, I hear that South America is coming into style
The idea of immoral behavior becoming more accepted globally is gaining popularity


A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor
There's evidence of gun violence, with a victim lying on the ground


Mister Oswald said he had an understanding with the law
Oswald claimed to have a favorable relationship with the police


He said he heard about a couple living in the USA
Oswald shared information he learned about an American couple


He said they traded in their baby for a Chevrolet
According to Oswald, the couple swapped their infant for a car


Let's talk about the future now we've put the past away
Now that we've hidden our wrongdoings, let's focus on what comes next


Hey, hey
A repeated exclamation, similar to 'hey, oh hey'




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Capitol CMG Publishing
Written by: ELVIS COSTELLO

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RedGoldGreen-Dub1975

Great song 😎🤙🏻

H Mackie

Elvis is what I admire most...a wordsmith

John Abbott

Brilliant!

Jim McGuy

From My Aim Is True to Look Now. Elvis still going strong

Meme Lor

How did you feel about Spanish Model and A Boy Named If?

Suh Synched

If a songwriter like Elvis ever existed no songwriter can ever really think of themselves as being cerebral.

Shayne Corritori

Hahaha!!!!! Come on, these modern-day youngsters just call themselves that because they think it makes them sound sophisticated and introspective. Truth is, they don’t even know the official definition🤣🤣🤣

Steve Kountz

Lorne Michaels still has long sleepless nights, thinking about how he never got to hear this song live.

Seamos

Greatest bops of all time

ForTheLove OfIvy

WOW !! Great song

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