Scary Movies
Eminem/Royce da 5'9 Lyrics

What's your favorite scary movie?
Asking the audience's preference for horror movies

Yo, Slim Shady (yo, Royce 5'9)
Referring to themselves as Slim Shady and Royce 5'9

Y'all wanna make a movie? (What, what?)
Asking if they want to create a movie

We got the film right here
Implying that they have all the resources for making a movie

Yeah, I'm one of them pretty rappers
Acknowledging that he is one of the stylish, good-looking rappers

Buck if I really have to, I really slap you
Ready to use violence or physical force if needed

King of Detroit, who they namin' the city after (what?)
Proclaiming himself as the ruler of Detroit, who deserves the credit

Scandalous partners whose grammar hammers the hard shit
Referring to themselves as scandalous partners who lyrically deliver profound content

Into your heart with content, yo, who wanna start with?
Asking who wants to challenge them and receive their hard-hitting lyrics

Expert, Bad and Evil is comin' soon
Announcing the arrival of their rap-duo Bad and Evil

MCs get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
Hypothetically illustrating how they can make other rappers feel like they're starting over

This shit is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin' (what?)
Asserting that their lyrics are premeditated and well thought-out

Leavin' all of you cats shittin' kittens
Bringing out emotions in other rappers that make them feel inferior

I gotta diss you, my niggas be cockin' pistols
Feeling inclined to criticize and ridicule other rappers, while their associates are armed

Shot and split you, fuck splittin' the profits with you (what?)
Choosing to eliminate or harm other rappers instead of teaming up with them and sharing profits

Six percent of y'all niggas is just pretend
Asserting that most aspiring rappers are just pretending and won't last

Cliques with clits, pussy niggas stink with dicks (what?)
Referring to other rappers who are cowardly or weak, and stating that they pretend to be tough

Niggas act bully and blast for the fast penny
Implying that other rappers are motivated by money and act aggressively to get it

My auto is fully, plenty of niggas packin' semi
Claiming to be well-equipped with firearms, while other rappers only have semi-automatic weapons

Speak darts — yo, you get paid? Rhymin' about it is the sweet part
Saying that delivering sharp lyrics is rewarding, even without getting paid

You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Stating that one cannot be clever in the streets if they have a weak personality or lack confidence

5'9", a street nigga with deep feelin' (what?)
Describing oneself as someone from the streets, with deep emotions

I keep illin', my steez willin' to keep killin' (what?)
Continuing to produce great content while having a demeanor to destroy others

Fuck rap! A lot of y'all all is just acts
Disliking the current rap scene and feeling that most rappers are fake

Trust that, you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Having confidence that others do not have genuine talent, regardless of their music production

Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
Asking for other rappers to face them, with the promise that all parties involved will be damaged

Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
Promising to defeat other rappers with great force, and enjoy doing it

And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
Vowing to leave a great impact through their music and always stay true to themselves

Niggas is finished before they gimmicks: one-hit wonders
Predicting that other rappers will not have longevity in the music scene, despite their one-time popularity

What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls
Boasting and mocking other rappers, saying that their productions are not sufficient

I'm a pitbull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?)
Comparing themselves to a pitbull, implying that they are tough and wild at what they do

Split y'all, holler, "It's on!" – then I diss y'all
Making threats and provoking people, and then criticizing them through lyrics

All of y'all niggas get pissed on claimin' you pissed off
Disrespecting other rappers, stating that they will retaliate in a way that will embarrass them

Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Asking other rappers if they are looking for a conflict, and playing with the idea of creating a movie about it

Rappers comin' in with they team and carry toolies
Saying that other rappers come in with their crew and weapons

You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
Claiming that they are not frightened or intimidated by any other rapper, even if they appear in front of them

We hard-hittin', directin' and starrin' in it
Describing themselves as tough and aggressive, and taking charge of the possible movie

The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Boasting that they are the only person in the world daring enough to attempt driving off of the Grand Canyon

Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin'
Describing themselves as athletic and having great physical abilities, being able to land in the car with a handstand

Any man plannin' to battle'll get snatched outta his clothes
Saying that anyone who picks a fight will get defeated easily

So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin'
Saying that the devastation they create will happen so quickly that it will be hard to see who did it

I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail
Saying that they are on a path to self-destruction, and that death or captivity would be preferable

Bill Clinton, hit this — and you better inhale!
Making a drug reference and mocking former President Bill Clinton's statement about not inhaling marijuana

'Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
Warning that anyone who disrespects them through their lyrics will inevitably lose

Is gettin' taken advantage of, like Monica Lewinsky (leave me alone!)
Making a jocular political reference while also stating that anyone who challenges them will be taken advantage of

Came home in a frenzy, pushin' a ten speed
Telling a story about coming home in a panic while riding a bike

Screamin' to Aunt Peg (Aunt Peg!) with three spokes stickin' outta my pant leg
Continuing the story and imagining screaming while the bike's spokes are caught on their clothing

Fuck a headache! Give me a migraine, damn it, I like pain (aah!)
Saying they enjoy experiencing physical or mental pain, and would even prefer a migraine over a simple headache

You should be anywhere that a mic ain't
Saying that other rappers don't deserve to be in the music industry if they're not capable

You rap knowin' you wack
Calling out other rappers who know that they don't have talent but still continue to produce music

You act up and I'm throwin' you down a flight of steps
Saying that they would react violently if others don't act appropriately

Then I'm throwin' you back up them
Continuing the aggressive tone, saying that they are even more willing to inflict pain

If they don't like the track, fuck 'em!
Indicating that they don't care about people's opinions or different tastes

The rap struck 'em, harder than gettin' hit by a Mack truck and then backed up on
Imagining their lyrics hitting people harder than being hit by a Mack truck and then reversing back on them

And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
Saying that other rappers are not worthy to collaborate or work with him

Better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (ding ding)
Announcing a hypothetical competition where they would emerge victorious

So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (hurry up man!)
Saying that the casualties would need medical help immediately

I'm sicker than a 2Pac dedication to Biggie
Comparing themselves to a tribute song for some of the greatest names in rap

I'm free-fallin' feet first out of a damn tree
Describing a disastrous situation, where everything goes wrong

To stampede your chest 'til you can't breathe
Saying that they would wear their opponents out, while playing with the wordplay

And when I'm down to my last breath
Saying that when they're almost finished, they'll still keep fighting

I'ma climb the Empire State Building
Imagining an impossible feat of climbing one of the tallest buildings in the world

And get to the last step and still have half left
Saying they will never give up, even while at their last breath

Bad, the bad (uhh, when the bad meets the bad, yo)
Playing with wordplay, saying that when two bad people meet, something even worse will happen

The evil (take the evil with the evil)
Saying that adding more negativity to a negative situation will create even more chaos

Put 'em together (what? Nine-nine)
Saying that when they join forces, they are unbeatable

Two times
Boasting that their combination is so good, they should be counted twice

Slim Shady
Repeatedly mentioning their persona, Slim Shady

Royce da 5'9"
Ending on Royce 5'9's name