Bitch Please II
Eminem Lyrics


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Yeah, what up, Detroit?
Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh, no, he didn't
They didn't do it again (what-what, you what?)
You shitted on these niggas two times, Dr. Dre?
Oh, fo' sho'
Uh-uh, naw, you smell that?
This is special right here (what-what, what-what-what?)
Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie, baby
To the boogie-oogie-oogie
Yeah, you know, what's crackin', Dre?

Just let me lay back and kick some old simplistic pimp shit
On Slim's shit, and start riots like Limp Bizkit
Throw on Guilty Conscience at concerts
And watch mosh pits
'Til motherfuckers knock each other unconscious
(Watch out, nigga)
Some of these crowds that Slim draws is rowdy as Crenshaw
Boulevard, when it's packed and full of cars
Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw
Is niggas from Crenshaw, from Long Beach to South Central
Whoa, not these niggas again
These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again (shit)
You and what army could harm me?
D-R-E and Shady with Doggy from Long Beach (westside)
Came a long way to makin' these songs play
It'll be a wrong move to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz' and I carry it all day
Sometimes it's like a nightmare just bein' Andre
But I

Somehow, some way
Hello nigga, you know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Now let me cut these niggas up
And show 'em where the fuck I'm comin' from
I get the party crackin' from the shit that I be spittin', son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty guns
And I love all of 'em the same, bang-bang (word up)
Damn, baby girl, what's your name?
I forgot, what'd you say it was?
Damn, a nigga buzzed (fucked up)
Hangin' in the club with my nephew Eminem (what's up Slim?)
(What up, cuz? What up, Snoop?)
The great white American hope
Done hooked up with the king of the motherfuckin' west coast
Baby

And you don't really wanna fuck with me
Only nigga that I trust is me
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
That's the devil, they always wanna dance

I'm the head nigga in charge, I'm watchin' you move
You're found dead in your garage
With ten o'clock news coverage
Gotta love it 'cause I expose the façade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with god
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin' over you with a 12-gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in a body bag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
When things get rough I'm in the club shootin' with Puff
Bitch, please, you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees
Come on

And you don't really wanna fuck with me
Only nigga that I trust is me
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
That's the devil, they always wanna dance
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
Only nigga that I trust is me
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
That's the devil, they always wanna dance

Aww, naww, big Slim Dogg
Eighty pound balls, (what?) dick six inch long (mm)
Back up in the heezy, baby
He's Shady (he's so crazy)
Give me the mic, let me recite 'til Timothy White
Pickets outside the interscope offices every night
What if he's right? I'm just a criminal
Makin' a livin' off of the world's misery
What in the world gives me the right to say what I like?
And walk around flippin' the bird
Livin' the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbs
Dreamin' at night of screamin' at mom, schemin' to leave
Run away from home, and grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all to notice me, and people to see
That somewhere deep down there's a decent human being in me
It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me
Is 'cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean
So when you see me dressin' up like a nerd on TV
Or heard the CD usin' the fag word so freely
It's just me bein' me, here, want me to tone it down?
Suck my fuckin' dick, you faggot, you happy now?
Look here, I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club 'cause they know ('cause they know)
I start some shit, they throw me out the back door (the back door)
Come back and shoot the club up with a .44 (a .44)

And you don't really wanna fuck with me
Only nigga that I trust is me
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
That's the devil, they always wanna dance
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
Only nigga that I trust is me
Fuck around and make me bust this heat
That's the devil, they always wanna dance

2001 and forever
Slim Shady
Dr. Dre
Snoop Dogg
X to the z




Nate Dogg
Come on, yeah

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Eminem's song "Bitch Please II" are part of a collaboration between various rap artists including Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Xzibit. The song begins with a playful exchange between Dr. Dre and Eminem, showing off their camaraderie before launching into a series of verses that showcase the bravado and confidence of the featured rappers. Eminem's own verse contains several cultural and physical references, including Limp Bizkit and mosh pits, as well as Crenshaw Boulevard and Long Beach, both areas associated with gang culture in Los Angeles. His aggressive and humorous lyrics portray him as a tough, powerful figure, both within the rap community and in society at large. As the song progresses, other artists add their own boasts and insults, building upon the themes of loyalty and power that run throughout the piece.


Overall, "Bitch Please II" is a song that celebrates the swagger and bravado of rap music, demonstrating the confidence and strength of the featured artists while also highlighting their game-changing qualities. Through both their lyrics and performances, these rappers assert themselves as powerful, confident figures, capable of doing anything and everything they set their minds to.


Line by Line Meaning

Yeah, what up, Detroit?
Greetings to the city of Detroit, asking how everyone is doing


Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh, no, he didn't
Expressing disbelief about a certain action or event


They didn't do it again (what-what, you what?)
Surprised that someone has achieved something remarkable once more


You shitted on these niggas two times, Dr. Dre?
Amazed that Dr. Dre has surpassed expectations and outperformed others on two occasions


Oh, fo' sho'
Agreeing or confirming the previous statement


Uh-uh, naw, you smell that?
Asking if there is a distinct scent in the air


This is special right here (what-what, what-what-what?)
Acknowledging the significance or uniqueness of the current situation


Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie, baby
Celebrating and raising a glass to the good times


To the boogie-oogie-oogie
Referencing a popular phrase often associated with dancing and having a good time


Yeah, you know, what's crackin', Dre?
Curious to know what's happening or what's going on with Dr. Dre


Just let me lay back and kick some old simplistic pimp shit
Desiring to relax and share some straightforward and confident lyrics reminiscent of a pimp


On Slim's shit, and start riots like Limp Bizkit
Wishing to cause excitement and chaos like the band Limp Bizkit does during their performances


Throw on Guilty Conscience at concerts
Choosing to play the song 'Guilty Conscience' during live shows


And watch mosh pits
Observing the energetic and rowdy behavior of the crowd during the performance


'Til motherfuckers knock each other unconscious
Continuing to witness the audience becoming so wild that they physically harm each other


(Watch out, nigga)
Warning others to be cautious or on the lookout


Some of these crowds that Slim draws is rowdy as Crenshaw
Commenting on the fact that the audiences attracted by Slim (Eminem) are as wild and uncontrollable as the neighborhood of Crenshaw


Boulevard, when it's packed and full of cars
Comparing the crowded and busy atmosphere of the performance to Crenshaw Boulevard when it's congested with vehicles


Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw
Referring to the type of audience that both Eminem and Snoop Dogg attract


Is niggas from Crenshaw, from Long Beach to South Central
Noticing that the majority of the audience members are individuals from Crenshaw, Long Beach, or South Central regions


Whoa, not these niggas again
Expressing frustration or surprise that the same group of people are present once more


These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again (shit)
Referring to the reoccurrence of mature but easily provoked men with a tendency to react violently


You and what army could harm me?
Challenging anyone who dares to try and cause harm or danger


D-R-E and Shady with Doggy from Long Beach (westside)
Referring to Dr. Dre, Eminem (Shady), and Snoop Dogg (Doggy) joining forces, with Snoop Dogg representing the west coast


Came a long way to makin' these songs play
Acknowledging the journey and effort it took to create these music tracks


It'll be a wrong move to stare at me the wrong way
Warning others that it would be unwise to provoke him or show hostility


I got a long uz' and I carry it all day
Informing others that he possesses a long gun (uzi) and carries it with him at all times


Sometimes it's like a nightmare just bein' Andre
Reflecting on how life can be challenging and unpleasant for him at times


But I
Transitioning to a new thought or action


Somehow, some way
In one way or another


Hello nigga, you know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Greeting someone and reminding them of Snoop Dogg's existence


Now let me cut these niggas up
Requesting permission to verbally attack or criticize others


And show 'em where the fuck I'm comin' from
Expressing the desire to make others understand his background and perspective


I get the party crackin' from the shit that I be spittin', son
Claiming responsibility for energizing and making the party lively through his impressive lyrics


Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Engaging in quick and efficient actions, completing tasks, obtaining money, and swiftly escaping


Got about fifty guns
Informing others about possessing a considerable number of firearms


And I love all of 'em the same, bang-bang (word up)
Expressing fondness for each firearm equally, accompanied by a sound effect imitating gunshots


Damn, baby girl, what's your name?
Expressing interest in someone and asking for their name


I forgot, what'd you say it was?
Admitting to having forgotten the name that was previously mentioned


Damn, a nigga buzzed (fucked up)
Acknowledging that one's state of intoxication is impairing their judgment or cognitive abilities


Hangin' in the club with my nephew Eminem (what's up Slim?)
Spending time together in a club setting with the person addressed as Slim (Eminem) being referred to as a nephew


(What up, cuz? What up, Snoop?)
Exchanging greetings and asking how everyone is doing


The great white American hope
Referring to Eminem as a talented and influential individual representing the white demographic in America


Done hooked up with the king of the motherfuckin' west coast
Expressing pride in collaborating with the prominent figure known as the king of the west coast, likely Snoop Dogg


Baby
An endearing term of address or affection for someone


And you don't really wanna fuck with me
Emphasizing the undesirable consequences of engaging in conflict or confrontation with him


Only nigga that I trust is me
Declaring that the only person he relies on and has faith in is himself


Fuck around and make me bust this heat
Warning others that their actions may cause him to use a firearm in self-defense


That's the devil, they always wanna dance
Referring to those who instigate trouble and conflicts as the devil, highlighting their persistence in engaging in confrontations


I'm the head nigga in charge, I'm watching you move
Asserting his authority and vigilantly observing the actions and behavior of others


You're found dead in your garage
Threatening someone's life, implying that they will meet a fatal end in their own garage


With ten o'clock news coverage
Predicting that the news will report on the incident during their broadcast at 10 PM


Gotta love it 'cause I expose the façade
Expressing satisfaction in revealing the truth or unveiling the deceptive nature of someone or something


Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with god
Mocking someone for their inability to endure or keep up with his level of skill or talent


All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Putting humor aside and inviting others to join him and his crew in having fun or partying together


Standin' over you with a 12-gauge, about to bust
Positioning himself above someone with a type of shotgun called a 12-gauge, preparing to take action


It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
Comparing the end result or outcome to the natural cycle of life and death, suggesting a fatal conclusion


I might leave in a body bag, but never in cuffs
Implying that he may die as a result of his dangerous lifestyle, but he will never be arrested or captured


So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
Questioning who can be relied upon, suggesting that others lack the strength or resilience required


When things get rough I'm in the club shootin' with Puff
Indicating that during difficult times, he can be found in the club engaging in reckless behavior with Puff Daddy (Sean Combs)


Bitch, please, you must have a mental disease
Dismissing someone's actions or words as a result of them having a mental illness


Assume the position and get back down on your knees
Demanding that someone submit, take a submissive position, and show deference


Come on
Encouraging or urging someone to take action or behave in a certain way


Aww, naww, big Slim Dogg
Referring to himself (Eminem) as big Slim Dogg, expressing a confident and assertive tone


Eighty pound balls, (what?) dick six inch long (mm)
Exaggerating his confidence and masculinity, emphasizing his large testicles and a slightly above-average size of his genitalia


Back up in the heezy, baby
Returning to a particular location or situation, possibly a party or event, with enthusiasm and excitement


He's Shady (he's so crazy)
Referring to himself (Eminem) as Shady, emphasizing his wild and unpredictable nature


Give me the mic, let me recite 'til Timothy White
Requesting the microphone and expressing the desire to continue performing until a particular person, Timothy White (an influential music journalist), is impressed


Pickets outside the interscope offices every night
Mentioning that picketing or protesting occurs regularly outside the Interscope Records offices, referencing a dispute or conflict


What if he's right? I'm just a criminal
Considering the possibility that Timothy White's criticism or accusation of him being a criminal may be accurate


Makin' a livin' off of the world's misery
Admitting that his success and livelihood come from exploiting or capitalizing on the unhappiness and struggles of others


What in the world gives me the right to say what I like?
Questioning the justification or entitlement he has to express his thoughts and opinions without restriction


And walk around flippin' the bird
Continuing to openly display a disrespectful or rebellious gesture, flipping off or showing the middle finger to others


Livin' the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbs
Embracing and embodying the lifestyle associated with urban environments, despite being a white individual from the suburbs


Dreamin' at night of screamin' at mom, schemin' to leave
Reflecting on past desires and fantasies of arguing or rebelling against his mother, plotting and planning to escape from home


Run away from home, and grow to be as evil as me
Describing a childhood aspiration of running away and eventually becoming as morally corrupt or wicked as he currently perceives himself to be


I just want you all to notice me, and people to see
Expressing the desire for attention and recognition from others, wanting people to truly understand or perceive his true self


That somewhere deep down there's a decent human being in me
Acknowledging the existence of a good and morally upright side within himself that is hidden or often overshadowed


It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me
Admitting that his decent or virtuous side is difficult to discover, explaining why others primarily witness his current self


Is 'cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean
Clarifying that his present self, depicted as mean or aggressive, is simply the most recent version of himself


So when you see me dressin' up like a nerd on TV
Addressing the times when he appears on television dressed as a stereotypical nerd or geek


Or heard the CD usin' the fag word so freely
Referring to his frequent use of the derogatory term 'fag' in his music without hesitation or restraint


It's just me bein' me, here, want me to tone it down?
Defending his behavior and actions by dismissing them as his natural self-expression, questioning whether others desire him to restrain or diminish his true self


Suck my fuckin' dick, you faggot, you happy now?
Responding aggressively and provocatively to those who have criticized or demanded he change his behavior, using derogatory language and questioning their satisfaction


Look here, I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Asserting that he consistently creates chaos or causes conflict in every location he visits


Ask the bouncers in the club 'cause they know ('cause they know)
Suggesting that the club bouncers have firsthand experience and knowledge of the trouble he causes


I start some shit, they throw me out the back door (the back door)
Describing how his actions result in him being forcibly removed from the club's premises through the back exit


Come back and shoot the club up with a .44 (a .44)
Imagining a scenario where he returns to the club armed with a .44 caliber firearm, intending to cause further destruction or chaos


2001 and forever
Reiterating the year, suggesting that his influence and impact will continue indefinitely


Slim Shady
Referring to his alter ego, Slim Shady, known for his rebellious and controversial nature


Dr. Dre
Mentioning Dr. Dre, a renowned producer and collaborator


Snoop Dogg
Referring to Snoop Dogg, a prominent rapper and icon in the industry


X to the z
Acknowledging Xzibit, another rapper and collaborator


Nate Dogg
Recognizing Nate Dogg, a well-known singer and rapper


Come on, yeah
Encouraging others to join in or agree with the previous statements or invitations




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Alvin Joyner, Andre Young, Marshall Mathers, Melvin Bradford, Michael Elizondo, Calvin Broadus

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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

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