Biterphobia
Eminem Lyrics

Sneakin in through the back door, fruity MC's get ambushed
I surprise and attack other corny rappers who are not sincere with their music.

Rammed and squooshed, slammed and pushed, crammed and mushed
I attack them mercilessly, overwhelming them with my aggression and passion.

Then I'm movin on down from the right to left
I switch up my approach to avoid predictability and make my lyrics more dynamic.

So bite the meth or prepare to fight to death
Either you imitate me and try to live up to my level of excellence or compete with me directly.

To get jacked, attacked and cracked in two
I will hurt you, physically and metaphorically, and break you down to build you back up again.

Smackin through 'til youre black and blue for actin true
If you're authentic and true to yourself, I'll hit you harder to see if you can take it.

I'm dreaded like a man whose hair is all strands
People fear and respect me like they would someone whose hair has fallen out due to stress.

Proof that I be sniffin on aerosol cans
Some people might think my rhymes seem too out-there or trippy, but they are a natural product of my creativity.

I'm stompin, I'm kickin, I'm chokin, I'm stampin em
I'm using every possible form of violence to beat down these weak, unoriginal rappers.

clompin em, stickin, and pokin and clampin em
I'm taking great pleasure in inflicting pain on these imitators.

To electric chairs and tightenin bolts
I'm putting these rappers in metaphorical torture devices and enjoying the pain they experience as a result.

Hit em with frightening jolts of lightning bolts
I'm striking them with my rhymes like bolts of lightning that electrify the atmosphere around them.

I'm zappin, rappers, singers, and dancers
I'm attacking all people in the music industry who try to imitate or copy me.

Faster than you could snap your fingers for ransom
I'm attacking so quickly and decisively, that the victim doesn't have time to process and respond before it's over.

Cancer is in the flesh, alive and breathin
The music industry is sick and corrupt, full of imitators and copycats.

Survivin by connivin and theivin
These people are surviving in the music industry by being sneaky and stealing other people's ideas.

I had a dream I was gettin jacked by biters
I'm constantly worried that these imitators will take my ideas and surpass me.

It felt like I was bein attacked by spiders
The feeling of being surrounded by these imitators is suffocating and creepy.

Developin a fear of biterphobia
I'm so paranoid about imitators stealing my ideas, I've given this phenomenon a name: biterphobia.

I'm holdin a gas can and lighter over ya
I'm prepared to take things to the extreme to protect my music and keep it original.

If I detect ya, I'ma pulverize
If I detect any hint of imitation in your music, I'll attack you with everything I've got.

Dissect your brain, diggin in your skull for lies
I'll delve into the inner workings of these imitators' minds and determine if they are being honest with their artistic expression.

And I'ma torture, with material iller
I'll use my superior musical talent to expose their weaknesses and make them suffer.

than a stark ravin mad serial killer
I'll use my music to inflict emotional pain on these imitators, similar to how a serial killer uses physical pain on their victims.

I'm more dangerous than a loaded chamber is
My music is powerful and intense, capable of incredible damage to those who don't take it seriously.

A major risk to a plagiarist
These imitators are taking a big risk by copying my style and sound, and I won't let them get away with it.

So beware of the aura, A terror for the horrible
My presence in the music industry is intimidating and scary to those who aren't worthy of being there with me.

Will scare ya tomorrow, is the airbourne assault of the rappers
The next wave of rap artists followed in my footsteps will be even more aggressive and intense than I am. This fact alone should scare my imitators.

Hit the source to better my skills,
I'm constantly looking for ways to improve my music, by studying and analyzing the best in the business.

I head for the border
When things get overwhelming, I'll retreat and regroup in order to come back stronger.

And run the Galloping Hills, the choice is yours
I'll be in charge of my own destiny, and others can choose to follow or not.

Cause now buddy's noises force me to scream til my voice is hoarse
These imitators are pushing me to my limit, and I'll stop at nothing to protect my music and make it unique.

Cause I'm sick of these jabber jaws and crap that grab at yours and savage yours to bite like Labradors
I'm sick of people in the music industry who don't take their craft seriously, grab at my work, and try to copy me like obedient dogs.

In the range of my double-barrel
My music is a weapon, capable of inflicting significant damage on my rivals.

And your life is in danger, trouble, and peril
These imitators are putting their careers and reputations on the line by trying to copy me, and they'll pay the price.

I trample and stamp liars, like they were campfires
I'm attacking these unoriginal rappers who aren't honest with their music like they are small campfires that need stamping out.

Cuz vampires bite on my balls and clamp pliers
These imitators are trying to cling to my success and take my work for their own like vampires bite and drain blood from living beings.

And swing on my big thingamajig
These imitators crave and obsess over copying my unique musical style and flair.

So I'm bringin my nig Proof for backup when I sing at my gig
I'm using my crew, including rapper Proof, to back me up and protect me when I perform in public.

Cause biters are fallin head over heels
These imitators are so desperate to imitate my music that they are falling head over heels in love with everything I do.

In love with every rhyme that I've said over reels
These imitators love everything I say and do so much, they're willing to copy it all without shame.

That's how I became paranoid
This level of imitation is forcing me to become paranoid and take drastic measures to protect my music.

Chewin my fingernails, pullin my hair annoyed
I'm so frustrated with these imitators that it's impacting my physical health and causing me stress.

Cause every time you bit it was deliberate
I'm convinced that these imitators are copying me on purpose, not by accident.

So I'm forced to hit a little quicker with
I have to be constantly on guard and fight back twice as hard to protect my musical style from these imitators.

an ultimatum I assault and slayed em
I'm issuing a warning to these imitators that if they don't cut it out, I'll attack and destroy them.

with rhymes and it's ultimatum just to cultivate em
Rather than just attacking them, I'll use my music to try and teach them the importance of being original and true to their own style.

Energetic and imaginative, pronouns, and verbs, predicates and adjectives
My music is full of energy and creativity, as I use a range of grammatical elements to create something new and interesting.

Will reach out and grab ya, 9 times outta 10
My music is so powerful that it will always reach out and grab my audience's attention, regardless of their tastes in music.

That's why I'm spilling one of a kind rhymes out a pen
I'm always pushing the boundaries with my music, writing entirely unique and original rhymes that no one has heard before.