Crack A Bottle
Eminem Lyrics

Oh, ladies and gentlemen
Introducing a highly anticipated moment

The moment you've all been waiting for
The long-awaited time has arrived

In this corner, weighing 175 pounds
Here is Slim Shady's introduction

With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders
Slim Shady is characterized as a notorious criminal

The undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world
Slim Shady is known as the most evil character to exist

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Have some fun and enjoy yourself by opening a bottle and dancing

Don't act like a snobby model, you just hit the lotto
Don't be arrogant, just enjoy the privilege of the moment

Oh-oh, oh-oh, bitches hoppin' in my Tahoe
Girls are getting into Shady's car, excited to party

Got one ridin' shotgun and no, not one of 'em got clothes
One is sitting in the front seat, and none of them are wearing much clothing

Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
Looking for condoms to have safe sex

I noticed there's so many of 'em
There are many condoms available

And there's really not that many of us
But they are a small group looking for protection

And ladies love us, my posse's kickin' up dust
Women are attracted to them, and they are causing a scene

It's on 'til the break of dawn
They plan to party until the sun comes up

And we're starting this party from dusk
The party begins at sunset

Back with André the Giant, Mr. Elephant Tusk
Shady is back with Dr. Dre, a huge figure in the industry

Fix your musk, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Better work on your image, or else you'll flop

Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Referring to himself as someone who had to work hard to succeed

Kiss my butt, lick fromunda cheese from under my nuts
Saying a disrespectful and vulgar thing to haters

It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
He is disgusted by the music industry's state

It's a must I redeem my name and haters get mushed
He has to restore his reputation and shut down haters

Bitches lust, man, they love me when I lay in the cut
Women are attracted to his laid-back attitude

Fisticuffs, the lady gave her eighty-some paper cut
Referring to being physically attacked by someone

Now picture us it's ridiculous you curse at the thought
The idea of Shady and Dre working together is amazing

'Cause when I spit the verse the shit gets worse than Worcestershire sauce
His rap becomes more powerful and intense than a spicy sauce

If I could fit the words, it's picture perfect, works every time
Saying that his lyrics are flawless and always successful

Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
His rhymes are straightforward and easy to understand

It's elementary, the elephants have entered the room
Saying that Dre and Shady have arrived and are the focus

I venture to say we're the center of attention, it's true
They are the main attraction

Not to mention back with a vengeance, so here's the signal
Returning with a desire to succeed even more, it's time to start!

Of the bat symbol, the platinum trio's back on you hoes
Returning with a signal, announcing their success to the competition

They see that low rider go by they're like, "Oh my"
People are amazed when they see a lowrider car drive by

You ain't got to tell me why you're sick 'cause I know why
He understands why someone may feel down, no explanation needed

I dip through in that six-trey, like "Sick 'em, Dre"
Driving a '63 Chevy Impala and urging Dre to keep going

I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they sick of me
He is an annoyance to his haters and they are tired of dealing with him

But hey, what else can I say? I love L.A.
Shady appreciates Los Angeles, despite hatred towards him

'Cause over and above all, it's just another day
Despite everything, it's just another regular day

And this one begins where the last one ends
This day is a continuation of yesterday's events

Pick up where we left off and get smashed again
Resuming the party where it stopped before and getting drunk again

I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz
He's shocked and upset that his Mercedes-Benz crashed

Driving 'round with a smashed front end
Continuing to drive the car with significant damage

Let's cash that one in
Time to sell the damaged car

Grab another one from out the stable
Time to choose another car from his available options

The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado?
Considering various car choices

The hell if I know
Unsure of which to choose

Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Considering interior choices

Decisions, decisions
A difficult choice to make

Garage looks like Precision Collision
His garage is filled with damaged cars

Or Maaco, beats quake like Waco
Referring to car repair companies, saying that a loud sound can damage cars

Just keep the bass low, speakers away from your face though
Don't turn the music up too loud, as it can damage your ears

And I take great pleasure in introducing, 50 Cent
50 Cent is now being introduced

It's bottle after bottle
They drink alcohol non-stop

The money ain't a thing when you party with me
Money isn't important when you party with 50 Cent

It's what we into, it's simple
This is their lifestyle and it's straightforward

We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
They party and spend money extravagantly

I'm the Napalm, the bomb, the Don, I'm King Kong
50 Cent is the leader and a powerful figure

Get rolled on, wrapped up, and reigned on
Referring to his ability to take control of situations

I'm so calm, through Vietnam, ring the alarm
He is always composed, even in tough situations

Bring the Chandon, burn marijuana, do what you want
Bring the champagne and smoke weed, do whatever you want

Nigga, on and on 'til the break of what?
Asking how long they will party

Get the paper, man, I'm cakin', you know I don't give a fuck
Making money is the priority, not caring about others' opinions

I spend it like it don't mean nothin'
He spends money carelessly

Blow it like it's supposed to be blown, motherfucker I'm grown
Spending money like an adult, without any care

I stunt, I style, I flash the shit (uh-huh)
Describing his extravagant lifestyle

I gets what the fuck I want, so what I trick? (Yeah)
Getting what he wants, including women

Fat-ass Birkin bag, some classy shit (haha)
Referring to a designer handbag he purchased

Jimmy Choo shoes, I say, "Move," a bitch move
Referring to a brand of designer shoes he owns, indicating his authority