Don't Call Me Marshall
Eminem Lyrics

I dunno man, just feels like, well a lot different
I am feeling different than how I used to, and things are changing significantly.

Kinda feels like, I'm on a whole different page right now
I feel like I am in a different place mentally than I was before.

Feels strange but um, I guess it's kinda like... it's kinda like
Although it is strange, it is similar to a transformative process.

I feel like I'm morphin, into something so incredible, that I'm dwarfin'
I am growing into someone so great that I outshine my competitors.

All competitors, better get your girlfriend in check
If you are competing against me, be careful because your girlfriend might be attracted to me.

It's psychological warfare, endorphin side-effect
My rap is an attempt to manipulate your emotions and produce an endorphin rush.

Your self-esteem shatters his dialect
My improved dialect makes your self-esteem lower.

Comes blasting out your deck, she loves me
When my music plays, she is drawn to me and loves me.

So much passion you'd expect this sort reaction from her yet
Her strong reaction to my music is not a surprise.

Your strong oh, you're fucking corny, you try to turn your charm on
Your attempt to be charming is cheesy and unimpressive.

Cause you just think you're Bishop the don one
You think you are a boss, but you're really not.

But if you think you're fucking with me, homie you're on one
If you are trying to compete with me, you are delusional.

I'm cockin' my head back like 'Ed Lover, come on son
I'm getting ready to take you down, just like Ed Lover in Yo! MTV Raps.

She's on my johnson, she brings my name up constant
Your girlfriend talks about me all the time and is attracted to me.

Your boys are like 'she's fucking with dude, she wants son'
Your friends are telling you that your girlfriend is cheating on you with me.

Homeboy, you better get a clue
You need to wake up and realize what is going on.

She's on my dick cause I spit better than you
She is attracted to me because of my superior rapping skills.

What you expect her to do? How you expect her to act in the sack
Do not be surprised when she is enthusiastic in bed with me.

When she's closing her eyes, fantasizing of digging her nails in my back to this track
She is imagining having sex with me while listening to my music.

Seduction, seduce
I am trying to seduce her with my music.

Ain't nobody who's as good as what I do
I am the best at what I do and no one can match me.

Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
Your girlfriend's feelings for you are inconsistent and she may leave you.

She's been stolen from you
You have lost your girlfriend's love and affection to me.

She's sitting there getting liquored up at the bar
Your girlfriend is drinking at the bar.

She says it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you
Your girlfriend can only find a few things that she likes about you.

Than to count the things that are
She can find many more things she dislikes about you.

There's a seven disc, CD changer in her car
Your girlfriend has a lot of CDs in her car.

And I'm in every single slot, and you're not, awww
My music is in every CD slot, while yours is not.

I'm the logo on that Dallas Cowboy helmet, a star
My fame and popularity make me like a star player on the Cowboys.

And I'm not about to sick back and just keep rhyming one syllable, nah
I will continue to improve and evolve my style, not stick to simple rhymes.

Switch it up and watch them haters not give it up, cause they're just not good enough
I will change my style and watch as my haters are unable to match my skills.

But I'm not giving up til I get my respect, and I won't stop til I get enough
I will not stop rapping until I receive the respect I believe I deserve.

Cause I'm not living up to my own expectations, aww
I am disappointed in myself for not reaching my own expectations.

That hater alarm is sounding off, and Obama took the bomb from my name, aww
People hate on me for no reason, and I have lost some of my shocking impact.

So quit crying that I took your dame, homie she's my dame, aww
Stop complaining that I took your girlfriend, because she is now mine.

You sadly mistaken if you thinkin' that I'm not on my game boy
If you think I am not at my best, you are wrong.

And things just ain't been the same since the day that I came for it
Things have changed since I started rapping and becoming famous.

You wear your heart on your sleeve, I sport that white tank boy
You show your emotions openly, while I am more reserved like a white tank top.

But you got a hard on for me, what you hollerin' my name for?
You are obsessed with me, why are you yelling my name?

It's your bitch on my dick, ain't my dang fault, man I can't call it
Your girlfriend is the one who wants to be with me, it is not my fault.

It's like we're playing lyrical tug of war with your ear
I am playing a game with my music to capture your attention.

You hear it, girl come here, put your ear up to the speaker
My music is so appealing that it attracts women to come closer and listen.

Dear, while I freak this world premier
I am making my debut with a song that surprises and excites the audience.

Seducing her, loosen up with a little freestyle
I am trying to seduce her by rapping with a little more spontaneity.

Wait, am I losing ya? Am I making you look bad?
Are you becoming less interested in me, or are you feeling inferior?

Well I got news for ya homie, you're losing her
I am stealing your girlfriend away from you.

Oh wait she don't like when I spit it fast
She doesn't like my music when I rap quickly.

Am I tryna show how, let me slow it down
I am slowing down my lyrics to show off my skills and gain her attention.

It's still gonna be a blowout
Even with a slower pace, my music will still be superior to yours.

You're gonna wanna throw out your whole album
You will be ashamed of your music after hearing mine.

Rummage through the shit and try to salvage something
You will have to dig through your music to find something worthwhile.

To see if you can save any of it punk, but none of it's fucking with me
You won't find anything comparable to my music, even if you try to save your album.

Prick you really feeling that bullshit?
Do you actually believe your music is good?

You think you killing them syllables? quit playing
You think you're good at rapping, but you're not.

These beats ain't nothing to fool with
My beats are not something to take lightly or underestimate.

They call me fire Marshall, I shut the shit down
I am like a fire marshal who comes in and extinguishes everything with my music.

Your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck with one round
Your rapping skills are no match for me, even with all your resources.

I am also the opposite of what you are like
I am completely different from you and your style.

You're a microcosm of what the fuck I am on the mic
You are nothing compared to me when it comes to rapping and being on the mic.

I am awesome, and you are just awe-struck
My music is amazing, and you are just amazed by it.

She's love-stricken, she's got her jaw stuck
She is in love with me and is speechless because of it.

From sucking my dick, aww fuck
She is exhausted from performing oral sex on me.