Farewell
Eminem Lyrics

For what it's worth
Despite its value being questionable

You were a slut at birth
You had promiscuous tendencies from the beginning

If the world had a dick
If the world had a phallic symbol

You'd fuck the Earth
You would engage in sexual intercourse with the planet

I tried to get over you
I attempted to move on from you

It doesn't work
But my efforts were futile

You're still a cunt
You still possess unpleasant qualities

I'm still a fucking jerk
I am still an unlikable person

Same as it ever was, yeah
The situation remains unchanged

Say it'll change but it never does
Despite claims of change, it always remains the same

Ain't gonna ever 'cause
It will never happen because

You're the cause of my pain and the medicine
You both inflict pain on me and provide temporary relief

Never met someone who played games with my head as much
I have never encountered someone who manipulates my thoughts and emotions to this extent

Fate tethered us together like two felons
Destiny bound us together like two criminals

Must've fell in love with skeletons
Perhaps I fell in love with our shared flaws and insecurities

Everyone's got 'em, thought that you were Cinderella but (yeah)
Everyone has their own issues, but I believed you were a perfect match for me

Feels like I slept with the (uh) wicked stepmother
It feels as though I engaged in sexual activity with an evil step-parent figure

But how the hell am I
However, I am perplexed as to how

Still in love with the motherfucking chick there's at least a million of?
I am still deeply infatuated with a woman, despite the abundance of other potential partners

They say love the one you with, but this shit is killing us
It is commonly advised to love the person you are with, but our relationship is detrimental

Our love's on some other shit
Our love is unconventional and intense

I'm a glutton for punishment
I am willingly subjecting myself to emotional pain

You're the gloves, I'm the punching mitts
You enable my self-destructive behavior while I absorb the impact

It's above and beyond us
Our situation transcends our control

Cuffing, I'm shoving the girl I love inside of an oven
Metaphorically, I am imprisoning and harming the woman I deeply care about

If I catch you sucking another dick
If I discover you engaging in oral sex with another man

You better unsuck it, you snuck in the crib and tried to jump under the covers again
You must cease your action, as you deceitfully entered the home and attempted to engage in sexual activity

Why am I tucking you in?
Why am I providing you comfort and care?

Probably 'cause I gotta tell myself another lie
Likely because I need to deceive myself once again

'Cause that's what helps to get me by
Because it assists me in coping with the situation

'Cause I'm in Hell
Because I am trapped in a state of torment and misery

This is my goodbye, farewell
This serves as my farewell and departure

Wanna hold you, wanna choke you, wanna love you
I desire to embrace you, to exert control over you, and to express affection

Wanna hate you, wanna kill you, wanna hurt you
I experience conflicting emotions of hatred, a desire for your demise, and a wish to cause you pain

Wanna heal you, yeah
Yet, I also long to heal your wounds

Wanna lose you, keep you, bruise you
I have the desire to both let you go and keep you close, to harm you physically

Beat, abuse you, treat you mutual
To subject you to physical violence, mistreatment, and a mutual relationship dynamic

It's juvenile, delusional, as usual
Our behavior is immature, based on false beliefs, as always

You're beautiful, I'm average
You possess beauty, while I am merely average

I'm brutal, you're a savage
I am harsh and cruel, while you are aggressive and fierce

My ride or die chick who's always cruising for a bruising
My loyal partner who consistently searches for trouble

Yeah, it's kinda like we're tryna light a dynamite stick
Our relationship resembles an attempt to ignite a dangerous explosive

Though we might get along like shit
Despite our constant conflicts and disagreements

Fight, hit, fight, spit, unite, split
Engage in fights, exchange insults, reconcile temporarily, then separate again

Yeah, you're awful, but you're mine
Yes, you possess negative qualities, but you belong to me

And they say love is blind, we see each other fine
Despite the saying that love is blind, we clearly recognize each other's flaws

But it's no wonder, I'm the only one you'll find
But it comes as no surprise since I am the only person willing to tolerate you

To put up with your shit, I need a plumber line
In order to endure your unpleasantness, I require a great deal of patience

But nothing comes to mind besides the number 90
I cannot think of anything else except the number 90

'Cause since '06, you flipped my fucking life upside down
Because ever since 2006, you completely turned my life around

Now the sky's ground, look at my frown, it's a smile now
The world appears inverted, observe my sad expression, which paradoxically conveys happiness

Look at my mouth, it's my eyebrows
Observe the juxtaposition between my mouth and eyebrows

Make it rain upwards, we're on that ninth cloud
Create an imaginative scenario where rainfall ascends, indicating that we are on a euphoric cloud

Two insane lovebirds, I should fly south
We are two mentally unstable individuals, as if considering migrating south like birds

'Cause man, am I great, ain't lyin' to myself
Because I possess great qualities, and I am not deceiving myself

But I'm just plain stubborn, I'm Audi five thou'
Nevertheless, I am simply stubborn and determined to leave

But this is my house, bitch, you get out
However, this is my domain, so I demand that you leave

Then we duke it out, then it dies down
We engage in a conflict, followed by a subsequent calm period

Then we say, 'Fuck it,' cry our eyes out
Eventually, we give up, let everything out emotionally, and cry

This relationship is all that it's cracked up to be
This relationship is exactly as it is described

Never lack lust in that 'cause we act nuts
We never lack passion in our relationship because we behave crazily

'Cause that's what attracts us
Because our eccentricities are what draw us to each other

Trick you with a back rub
Deceive you with a soothing back massage

Tell you to relax, then dump your ass in the bathtub
Pretend to offer relaxation, then abruptly abandon you in the bathtub

Yeah, now that's love
This unusual behavior can be perceived as a manifestation of love

May sound pathetic, but fuck the world 'cause they out to get us
It may appear pitiful, but I disregard societal judgment because I believe they aim to harm us

I love you but I won't exchange vows
I do love you, but I refuse to formalize our commitment through marriage

Hey now, don't get carried away
Hold on, let's not become too swept up in our emotions

No way I'll get married, it'll take a rain cloud to wed us
There is absolutely no chance I will marry you, as it would require an extraordinary circumstance

Yeah, but we're so insane 'bout each other
Yet, we are so deeply infatuated with one another

May take the same route and way out as Junior Seau
We may opt for the same tragic end as Junior Seau, an American football player who died by suicide

Break out Berettas, lay down in bed and blow our brains out together
Retrieve handguns, lie down in bed, and mutually end our lives by shooting ourselves

Who knows how it's gonna play out?
It is uncertain how this situation will unfold

Or whether death's what our ending would be
It is undecided if death will be the conclusion of our story

One of us shot in the back while attempting to flee
One of us may be shot in the back while trying to escape

But I'll go to bat for you, defending your honor
However, I will fiercely defend your reputation and dignity

Yeah, no contingency fees, something we're not, nah
There are no additional costs or conditions involved, we are not artificial

We're not pretending to beef, don't cost a penny to be with me
We are not feigning conflict, it does not require any monetary expense to be in my company

Time we're spending is free, we could be broke as a joke
The time we spend together does not have a monetary value, even if we are financially struggling

Won't make a difference to me, don't have to give me a thing
Your financial status does not affect my feelings, and you do not need to provide material possessions

Could've been a fifty cent ring from out of a vending machine
Even a cheap ring from a vending machine would suffice

Love unconditionally, there's no other fish in the sea
Love me without conditions, as there are no other suitable partners available

Guess I'm a prisoner see, addiction is a disease
I suppose I am imprisoned by love, for it is akin to an addictive illness

I gotta tell myself another lie
I have the need to deceive myself once more

'Cause that's what helps to get me by
Because it aids me in coping with the situation

'Cause I'm in Hell
Because I am trapped in a state of torment and misery

This is my goodbye, farewell
This serves as my farewell and departure

(Love you girl, do you feel the same?)
(I love you, girl, do you share the same sentiment?)

(I don't wanna play games, no games, ah, ah)
(I do not wish to engage in manipulative behavior, no games, ah, ah)

(You're the only that can out my flame)
(You are the only person who can extinguish my burning passion)

(Baby, just play it straight, straight, no games, ah)
(Baby, please be honest and sincere, without manipulative behavior, no games, ah)