Insane
Eminem Lyrics


I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!

"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!

Don't you know what felch means? Yeah, well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being"
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Trevor Lawrence Jr, Mike Elizondo, Mark Batson, Marshall Mathers, Dawaun Parker, Andre Young

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Victor Rogozovsky

@Akshay yeah, duh!? Like hold the presses everyone... @Akshay realized you can’t how two different things that are both the best!!! Wwwwoooowwww!! Brainiac!

Obviously rape isn’t the best thing ever!! Sheesh...Freedom of speech is!!
Rape takes second place...second constantly follows first, but no matter how hard he lets her rip in the end... he always coms in a little behind.

Oh well, at least second place never risks placing as “Did Not Finish”. That takes commitment. And besides, isn’t not who wins or loses..it’s about having a good time!!!

Anyway, always remember, we have freedom of speech, - Can’t cancel the constitution

All men are created equal - Declaration of Independence, and those were some pretty smart dudes you know!!

Don’t Covet You Neighbour’s House, Goat, Sheep, or wife - “Torah/Bible, 10 Commandments #’s 5-10”
See, even God said don’t be jealous, just dig deep and let yourself come in behind.

Everyone already knows that!! Dingus!



All comments from YouTube:

Aaron Knox

Freedom of speech is the best thing ever

Career Fullonrapist

@Yep Whatever cause they are to naive to understand what goes around comes around. It's awesome telling all the people you hate to shut up until your ideology becomes the hated one and it's your turn to shut up and eat shit. No free speech = oppression for all and justice for none your either born in the right time or not, life itself is just a gamble on wether you happen to align with the current popularity contest winner instead of an actual competition of ideas and philosophy with a deserving winner based on facts and logic. Or in other words evolution.

Robert Philips

@BLK 747 you're your own worst enemy dude.

Yep Whatever

Most people don't support free speech. Everyone loves free speech until you hear something you don't want to hear. Very few people actually support it.

Victor Rogozovsky

@Akshay yeah, duh!? Like hold the presses everyone... @Akshay realized you can’t how two different things that are both the best!!! Wwwwoooowwww!! Brainiac!

Obviously rape isn’t the best thing ever!! Sheesh...Freedom of speech is!!
Rape takes second place...second constantly follows first, but no matter how hard he lets her rip in the end... he always coms in a little behind.

Oh well, at least second place never risks placing as “Did Not Finish”. That takes commitment. And besides, isn’t not who wins or loses..it’s about having a good time!!!

Anyway, always remember, we have freedom of speech, - Can’t cancel the constitution

All men are created equal - Declaration of Independence, and those were some pretty smart dudes you know!!

Don’t Covet You Neighbour’s House, Goat, Sheep, or wife - “Torah/Bible, 10 Commandments #’s 5-10”
See, even God said don’t be jealous, just dig deep and let yourself come in behind.

Everyone already knows that!! Dingus!

Victor Rogozovsky

@Ashley I’d hate to see how you handle other people’s secrets of this is how you manage your own 🤣 It’s a funny song and an amazing song, and an offensive song (you have to remember with these things that more people than we’ll ever appreciate for molested/raped by their father/uncle/neighbour/cleric (...usually priest...)/ and that they suffer the consequences for life in one way or another....but this is happening with the rest of us living like it isn’t...and while there’s no good or bad in that, that’s certainly not the reality...it’s just one of those things...go listen to FACK so that you don’t over think things...but you can laugh, and someone can be pissed, and you can care or not care...and it’s all better than not having this song in the history books

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Bryan Rue

This beat is actually perfect

Mhairi Gellatly

@tctyt is that beats or beatings...

tctyt

Beats by dad

Thekingofheros

Who else here is a musician and is this creative give a guy a message 🤞😏😎

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