I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
The speaker did not intend to give the girl mushrooms.

I never meant to bring you to my world
The speaker did not intend to bring the girl into his world.

Now you sitting in the corner crying
The girl is sitting in the corner crying.

And now it's my fault, my fault
The speaker feels responsible for the situation.

I went to Johns rave with Ron and Dave
The speaker and his friends went to John's rave with Ron and Dave.

And met a new wave blond babe with half of her head shaved
They met a blonde woman with half of her head shaved.

A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
She was a nurse who came to the rave to have sex and be tied up.

With first aid tape and raped on the first date
She was tied up with first aid tape and raped on their first date.

Susan an ex heroin addict who just stopped using
Susan is an ex-heroin addict who had recently stopped using drugs.

She loved booze and alternative music
Susan enjoyed drinking alcohol and listening to alternative music.

Told me she was going back to using again
Susan told the speaker that she was going back to using drugs.

I said wait first try this hallucinogen
The speaker gave Susan a hallucinogenic drug.

Its better then heroin and booze and gin
The speaker believed that the drug he gave Susan was better than heroin, alcohol, and gin.

Come here lets go in here
The speaker invited Susan to come with him into a room.

Who's in the den? (It's me and Kelly)
The speaker asked who was in the den, and Kelly responded that she was there.

My bad lets try another room (I don't trust you)
The speaker apologized and suggested they try another room, but Susan expressed distrust.

Shut up slut chew up this mushroom
The speaker insulted Susan and told her to eat the mushroom he gave her.

This will help you get in touch with your roots
The speaker claimed that the drug would help Susan connect with nature.

Walking barefoot butt naked and run in the woods
The speaker suggested that Susan take off her clothes and run around in the woods.

(Oh hell I might as well try them this party is so drag)
Susan decides to take the mushrooms because she is bored.

Oh dag I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag (uh)
The speaker didn't mean for Susan to eat all the mushrooms.

Yo Sue (get away from me I don't know you)
Susan doesn't recognize the speaker and is scared of him.

Oh shoot she's tripping (I need to go puke)
Susan is having a bad trip, and the speaker needs to vomit.

I wasn't trying to turn this into something major
The speaker didn't intend for the situation to become so serious.

I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
The speaker just wanted Susan to appreciate nature.

Susie stop crying, I don't hate ya
The speaker tells Susan to stop crying and that he doesn't hate her.

The world is not against you
The speaker reassures Susan that the world is not against her.

I am sorry your father raped you
The speaker apologizes to Susan for her trauma of being raped by her father.

So what, you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth
The speaker insults Susan and belittles her trauma.

That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out
The speaker minimizes Susan's distress and tells her not to freak out.

She said (help me I think I am having a seizure)
Susan tells the speaker that she thinks she is having a seizure.

I said I am high too bitch
The speaker is also under the influence of drugs and insults Susan.

Quit grabbing my t-shirt (let go)
Susan is holding onto the speaker's shirt and won't let go.

Would you calm down? You starting to scare me
The speaker is scared of Susan's behavior and tells her to calm down.

She said (I am 26 years old and I am not married I don't even have any Kids and I can't cook)
Susan expresses her anxiety about being unmarried, childless, and unable to cook.

I am over here Sue
The speaker corrects Susan when she is talking to a plant instead of him.

You are talking to the plant
Susan is talking to a plant.

Look we need to get to a hospital
The speaker realizes that Susan needs medical attention.

'Fore it's too late
The speaker wants to get Susan help before it's too late.

'Cause I never seen one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate
The speaker is worried about Susan's health because he has never seen anyone eat as many mushrooms as she did.

Susie where you going you better be careful
The speaker is concerned about where Susan is going.

(Leave me alone, dad I am sick of getting my hair pulled)
Susan is having a delusional episode and thinks that the speaker is her dad.

I am not your dad
The speaker tells Susan that he is not her dad.

And try not to swallow your tongue
The speaker tells Susan to be careful not to swallow her tongue.

Want some gum?
The speaker offers Susan gum.

Put down the scissors before you do something dumb
Susan is holding scissors, and the speaker is telling her to put them down.

I will be right back just chill baby please?
The speaker reassures Susan that he will come back and asks her to calm down.

I got to go find Dave he is the one who gave me these
The speaker needs to find Dave, who gave him the mushrooms.

John where's Dave at before I bash you
The speaker asks John where Dave is because he needs to find him.

He's in the bathroom
John tells the speaker that Dave is in the bathroom.

I think he is taking a crap dude
John thinks that Dave is using the bathroom.

Dave pull up your pants
The speaker tells Dave to pull up his pants.

We need an ambulance
The speaker realizes that Susan needs an ambulance.

There's a girl upstairs talking to plants
The speaker tells Dave that Susan is upstairs talking to plants.

Chopping her hair off
Susan has started cutting her hair off.

And there's only two days left of spring break
The speaker is worried because there are only two days left of spring break.

How long do these things take to wear off?
The speaker is curious about how long the mushrooms will affect Susan.

Well it depends on how may you've had
The length of time the drug affects someone depends on how much they have taken.

I took 3 she had the other 22 caps
The speaker took three of the mushrooms, and Susan took the other 22.

Now she is upstairs crying out her eye balls
Susan is upstairs, crying uncontrollably.

Drinking Lysol (she is going to die dude)
Susan is drinking Lysol, which could be fatal.

I know and it's my fault (my god)
The speaker takes responsibility for Susan's condition and expresses his shock.

My God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
The speaker apologizes to Susan.

Susan, please wake up!
The speaker pleads with Susan to wake up.

Please! Please wake up! What are you doing?
The speaker begs Susan to wake up and wonders why she is not responding.

You're not dead!
The speaker realizes that Susan is not dead.

I know you're not dead
The speaker is relieved that Susan is not dead.

Wake up, Susan, wake up, God
The speaker continues to plead with Susan to wake up.