Vegas
Eminem Lyrics


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Got a shit-eatin' grin
Bitch, show me them itty-bitty titties again
We're in Sin City
Since when did we begin to get 'dicted to dope
Diggity, bitch, you need to run and go get your frigity-friends
I'm looking at your bum-stickity-bum, hun
The mickity mack's bickity back, don't act wickity-wack
And you can get the fickity-finger, the middle
You little dizzy bitch, eatin' spaghetti again
Got a 6 o'clock craving, stop, get Ciroc
It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night
I called it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in
Hit the spot, spot my next victim
I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin'
Came to sip vodka, shit
Yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies
I wouldn't give the bitch a shot, I'd poke her in the rear
But I bet if I licked her, she'd try to chase me (Ha-ha)
What are you, pit, rott, mixed?
Or you just got fixed, well, shit, then, let's lip-lock
If not then, chicks, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose
You think you're hot shit cause you're in heat
Well, bitch, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog
Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' shit
Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin'
My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like this shit's hoppin'
And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin'
So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this
If not then kick rocks in flip flops
And I produced the track
So you don't have to ask who it is when this shit knocks (Turn up!)
So bring clairvoyance to this bangin and I'mma keep on saying
All the shit I should be hung for, and probably killed for saying
And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again
Like chopping 'til I'm dropping, still if that don't
Do the job of killing Shady, then the karma will
They saying I must bring it as Mohammad
Until the Parkinson's done eat away my brain
And made me Robin Williams crazy
Or I end up with dementia, but you rocking with a sadist
Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertaining
I ain't stopping till be sprayed it
Oh my god, for real man, not again I'm shaking
But before I tie a rope around this nob
If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until
Wait I just forgot what I was thinking
What's it called again? I'm blanking
The thing above the balls between my legs and I think
I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
Wait I think I got it, okay bitch I got you, Robin Williams hanging
Go hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
Come on kemosabe
It's past time, like your favorite hobby
Cause if the way that I spit shit remains on my dick
then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage
Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer, or should I say Cobainer?
That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit
Got a wean her off it, weiner off it like she took my fucking penis
chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpits
And she begun to swing a crumpet knife and paint the carpet
at least that's what her train of thought is
Cause I came, saw, conquered, hit it
quit it, and made up a plane of bonkers
And I always end up giving these bitches some complex
And I don't mean apartment
So spread your feet apart
And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
Now grab this Cuisinart
And make me breakfast, bitch, that's a prerequisite
And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch
Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?
I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
Bet you if you get this old dog these new tricks
To get familiar with I'll learn extra quick
Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit
Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist
Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy
I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre
Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car
And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit
And I think with my dick so come blow my mind
And it tastes like humble pie
So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
If I let you run alongside the Humvee
Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski
So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away Iggy
You gon' blow that rape whistle on me
(Squee!) I love it
'Fore I get lost with the gettin' off
Like this is our exit, now lets hit the highway and try not to get lost
'Till we get to Las Vegas

(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas

Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
Til we get to Las Vegas

Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable
Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Looking like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days
In 7 nights in the days and it's our Vegas
We rolling circles and packs, we the lifesavers
She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
I'll bring her with me when I show up to her crib waving
And I ain't tryna be the nice neighbor
I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
Next ho froze and it look like I walked in to a jewelry store
With a about a million dollars with your mama
And sat down did an ALS challenge, huh
I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again
About to get my back tatted again
About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
Sitting on a bike in the sand
If you ain't been through nothing
Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like likes on the Gram
If she current I keep her pussy purring like the pipes on a lamp
Weed got her so chinky eyed
Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan
I keep my jewelry on while I'm fucking
Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can
Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
If this is my passion
I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence
I don't know who you been listening to
Got me fucked up like Pookie in the chicken coop
Bitch, I don't give a two shits
Bitch, get the fuck out of my face
To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
Even though I have an affinity for witty banter
Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
Hold up, she misunderstood me
I said saint, por favor
Thought I said to wait, had four doors
I knock a nigga face off
Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever)
I leave the club with my tab still open
Won't even get a cab for you and your friend
The only fear I have is of loathing
And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas

(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas

Whatever happens here, stays here




So let's go all the way dear
Til we get to Las Vegas

Overall Meaning

The song "Vegas" by Eminem is a raunchy commentary on the debaucherous nature of Las Vegas. The lyrics focus on the wild party lifestyle, objectification of women, and substance abuse that often occurs in Sin City. Eminem's vulgar lyrics are a reflection of the excess that many people associate with Las Vegas.


The opening lyrics feature Eminem using derogatory language towards a woman while describing her body. The song also references drug addiction, with the line "since when did we begin to get 'dicted to dope." Eminem raps about his sexual exploits and the idea of "weaning" a woman off of his penis. He also references various pop culture figures, including Sir Mix-a-Lot and Robin Williams.


The song has a strong beat and catchy chorus, emphasizing the party atmosphere of Las Vegas. Eminem references the city's infamous "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" campaign, implying that he and his companions will engage in various unsavory behaviors in the city. Overall, "Vegas" is a provocative and entertaining commentary on the darker side of Las Vegas.


Line by Line Meaning

Got a shit-eatin' grin
I have a confident and cocky expression on my face


Bitch, show me them itty-bitty titties again
Hey, woman, reveal your small breasts to me again


We're in Sin City
We are currently in Las Vegas, known for its sinful activities


Since when did we begin to get 'dicted to dope
When did we start becoming addicted to drugs?


Diggity, bitch, you need to run and go get your frigity-friends
Hey, woman, you should quickly go and fetch your insecure friends


I'm looking at your bum-stickity-bum, hun
I am observing your attractive behind, dear


The mickity mack's bickity back, don't act wickity-wack
The cool and confident person has returned, don't behave foolishly


And you can get the fickity-finger, the middle
And I will give you the middle finger sign as an expression of disapproval


You little dizzy bitch, eatin' spaghetti again
You foolish woman, eating spaghetti once more


Got a 6 o'clock craving, stop, get Ciroc
I have a sudden desire for alcohol, stop and get Ciroc vodka


It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night
Tonight is going to be an amazing and unforgettable night


I called it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in
I described it as surreal, playing Sir Mix-a-Lot's music


Hit the spot, spot my next victim
Find the ideal person, spot my next target


I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin'
I have high standards, as if I missed a spot while shaving


Came to sip vodka, shit
I came here to casually drink vodka, damn


Yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies
Yes, that attractive woman is desirable but if she had rabies


I wouldn't give the bitch a shot, I'd poke her in the rear
I wouldn't offer her a chance, I would instead poke her from behind


But I bet if I licked her, she'd try to chase me (Ha-ha)
But I'm willing to bet that if I licked her, she would pursue me eagerly (Ha-ha)


What are you, pit, rott, mixed?
What breed of dog are you? Pitbull, rottweiler, or a mix?


Or you just got fixed, well, shit, then, let's lip-lock
Or were you recently neutered? Well, damn, in that case, let's kiss passionately


If not then, chicks, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose
If not, then ladies, leave, you arrogant little stuck-up individuals


You think you're hot shit cause you're in heat
You believe you're superior because you're sexually aroused


Well, bitch, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog
Well, woman, if you're hot, then I'm cool and completely different from you


Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' shit
Because I'm emotionally detached, talking confidently


Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin'
Speaking about it, confidently walking the talk, engaging in a rap battle


My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like this shit's hoppin'
My twisted ideas are ready to fire shots, as if this situation is heated


And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin'
And flowing smoothly like chocolate whipped cream topping


So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac
So regardless if you prefer hip-hop, heavy metal, The Notorious B.I.G., or Tupac


Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you will appreciate this


If not then kick rocks in flip flops
If not, then go away and deal with your own problems


And I produced the track
And I am the producer of this song


So you don't have to ask who it is when this shit knocks (Turn up!)
So you won't have to wonder who made this great music when it starts playing loudly (Turn up!)


So bring clairvoyance to this bangin and I'mma keep on saying
So bring your intuition to this amazing music and I will continue expressing my thoughts


All the shit I should be hung for, and probably killed for saying
All the controversial things I should face consequences for, and possibly be killed for saying


And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again
And it's likely that I will face those consequences, but not until I take drugs again


Like chopping 'til I'm dropping, still if that don't
Like rapping with intensity until I collapse, and even then if that doesn't


Do the job of killing Shady, then the karma will
Succeed in destroying my alter ego, Shady, then the universe will take care of it


They saying I must bring it as Mohammad
They're saying I come off as controversial like Mohammad


Until the Parkinson's done eat away my brain
Until the Parkinson's disease deteriorates my brain


And made me Robin Williams crazy
And caused my mental state to resemble that of Robin Williams, who suffered from depression


Or I end up with dementia, but you rocking with a sadist
Or I develop dementia, but you are associating with a cruel person who enjoys causing pain


Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertaining
I hate to admit it, but if the idea is amusing


I ain't stopping till be sprayed it
I won't stop until I express it and make it widely known


Oh my god, for real man, not again I'm shaking
Oh my god, seriously, not again, I'm trembling


But before I tie a rope around this nob
But before I commit suicide by hanging myself


If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until
If they don't like it, I have a penis that they can perform oral sex on until


Wait I just forgot what I was thinking
Wait, I just lost track of my thoughts


What's it called again? I'm blanking
What is that thing called again? I can't remember


The thing above the balls between my legs and I think
The thing above my testicles between my legs and I believe


I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
I sense it dangling, it's pulsating and it has visible veins


Wait I think I got it, okay bitch I got you, Robin Williams hanging
Wait, I think I remember, okay bitch I got it, Robin Williams hanging


Go hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
Go wait in the lobby unless you came here to perform oral sex on me


Come on kemosabe
Come on, my friend


It's past time, like your favorite hobby
It's already late, just like your favorite pastime


Cause if the way that I spit shit remains on my dick
Because if the way I rap continues to be popular


then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage
Then she grabs my testicles and attempts to take my penis as a hostage


Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer, or should I say Cobainer?
Isn't it clear? It's quite obvious, or should I say it's like Whitney Houston's relationship with Bobby Brown (Cobainer)


That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit
That she's clearly obsessed with my penis like Lorena Bobbitt, who infamously cut off her husband's penis


Got a wean her off it, weiner off it like she took my fucking penis
I need to gradually help her overcome her addiction, detach her attachment to my penis


chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpits
cut it off and placed it between her armpits


And she begun to swing a crumpet knife and paint the carpet
And she started wielding a kitchen knife and slashing at the floor


at least that's what her train of thought is
that's the direction her thoughts are going


Cause I came, saw, conquered, hit it
Because I arrived, observed, dominated, and had sex with her


quit it, and made up a plane of bonkers
left immediately afterward and created an insane situation


And I always end up giving these bitches some complex
And I always end up causing these women to have emotional issues


And I don't mean apartment
And I don't mean a living space


So spread your feet apart
So widen your stance


And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
And allow me to witness you performing yoga stretches and splits


Now grab this Cuisinart
Now hold onto this Cuisinart blender


And make me breakfast, bitch, that's a prerequisite
And prepare my breakfast, woman, that's a requirement


And that's just to get in this bedroom, bitch
And that's just the first step to gain access to my bedroom, woman


Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
Approached that Ke$ha woman (what's up?)


Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?
Introduced myself as Booger, want to watch a movie together?


I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
I'll even let you choose the movie, make her go get something trivial


Bet you if you get this old dog these new tricks
I bet if you can teach this experienced man some new things


To get familiar with I'll learn extra quick
I'll quickly become familiar with them and learn them efficiently


Kick a pregnant bitch, oops, I guess the shit
Kick a pregnant woman, oops, I suppose the situation


Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist
Took an unexpected turn like in the movie The Exorcist


Bitch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Woman, I stated that this mask is not for hockey purposes


Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy
I dislike Versace fashion brand, and I have Münchhausen syndrome by proxy


I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
I am causing you emotional distress, don't act like you can't hear me


You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
You are deaf, girl, I called you attractive


I'll tell a bitch like Bizarre
I'll speak to a woman like Bizarre, a member of D12


Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in my car
Woman, be quiet and get into my car


And suck my fucking dick while I take a shit
And perform oral sex on me while I defecate


And I think with my dick so come blow my mind
And I make decisions based on my sexual desires, so amaze me


And it tastes like humble pie
And it has a flavor of humility


So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
Accept my dominance, you're fortunate to be accompanying me


If I let you run alongside the Humvee
If I allow you to run next to the Humvee vehicle


Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski
Unless you're Nicki Minaj, I'll hold your wrist and let's go skiing


So what's it gon' be? Put that shit away Iggy
So what's your choice going to be? Stop doing that, Iggy


You gon' blow that rape whistle on me
You're going to blow that rape whistle to accuse me


(Squee!) I love it
(Squee!) I enjoy it


'Fore I get lost with the gettin' off
Before I become engrossed with the act of achieving sexual pleasure


Like this is our exit, now lets hit the highway and try not to get lost
As if this is our opportunity to leave, now let's drive on the highway and try not to lose our way


'Til we get to Las Vegas
Until we arrive in Las Vegas


Whatever happens here, stays here
Whatever happens in Las Vegas, remains a secret


So let's go all the way dear
So, let's go all the way, my dear


Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable
Whatever occurs in my bedroom, remains confidential, just like during a movie night at home


Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Handle every woman I have control over as if they are various options


Looking like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days
Appearing as if she is my weakness and I become vulnerable after around 7 days


In 7 nights in the days and it's our Vegas
During 7 nights and days in Las Vegas, it's our time to enjoy


We rolling circles and packs, we the lifesavers
We're moving around in groups and formations, we are the ones saving the fun


She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
She has a boyfriend, I have a sexual partner then


I'll bring her with me when I show up to her crib waving
I'll bring her along when I arrive at her place and greet her


And I ain't tryna be the nice neighbor
And I'm not trying to be the friendly neighbor


I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
I'm so skilled like Jay Electronica, I'm sharp as if I'm completely out of razors


And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
And all I have remaining is a gun with a bayonet attached to it


Next ho froze and it look like I walked in to a jewelry store
The next woman became shocked and it appeared as if I entered a jewelry store


With a about a million dollars with your mama
With about a million dollars worth of jewelry, belonging to your mother


And sat down did an ALS challenge, huh
And sat down, participating in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, huh


I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again
I borrowed that vocal adlib from French Montana, Bad Meets Evil is once again making music


About to get my back tatted again
I'm preparing to get another tattoo on my back


About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
About to get a tattoo of someone who would betray me, holding an axe


Sitting on a bike in the sand
Sitting on a motorcycle in the sand


If you ain't been through nothing
If you haven't experienced anything significant


Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like likes on the Gram
Then that shouldn't hold any value to you, just like social media likes


If she current I keep her pussy purring like the pipes on a lamp
If she is interested in me currently, I keep satisfying her sexually like the sound of a lamp's pipes


Weed got her so chinky eyed
Marijuana has made her eyes narrow and squinty


Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan
Seems like she has been getting high on a flight to Japan


I keep my jewelry on while I'm fucking
I leave my jewelry on while I'm having sex


Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can
My activity sounds like shaking dice in a container


Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
Listen, even though it's not Christmas, I make you miss being my ex


If this is my passion
If this is my strong interest and love


I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
I learn to distance myself from those who don't value my existence


The gift of my absence
The gift of me not being around


I don't know who you been listening to
I don't know who you've been influenced by


Got me fucked up like Pookie in the chicken coop
Confused me greatly, like the character Pookie in the chicken coop scene in the movie New Jack City


Bitch, I don't give a two shits
Woman, I don't care at all


Bitch, get the fuck out of my face
Woman, leave me alone


To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
In summary, I don't really have to stay and listen


And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
And listen to you while you have a pointless fit of anger


Even though I have an affinity for witty banter
Even though I have a fondness for clever and humorous conversation


Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
Starting to feel like there's something deceitful going on, like Billy Laimbeer, a notorious basketball player


Hold up, she misunderstood me
Wait, she misinterpreted what I said


I said saint, por favor
I said saint, please


Thought I said to wait, had four doors
She thought I told her to wait, but I actually mentioned having four doors


I knock a nigga face off
I physically assault someone, knocking their face off


Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever)
Strike someone powerfully like the bottom of the ninth inning in baseball (whatever)


I leave the club with my tab still open
I depart from the club without paying my bill


Won't even get a cab for you and your friend
I won't even get a taxi for you and your friend


The only fear I have is of loathing
The only fear I have is of intense hatred


And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas
And I won't even start to contribute until we reach Las Vegas


Whatever happens here, stays here
Whatever happens in Las Vegas, remains a secret


So let's go all the way dear
So, let's go all the way, my dear


Til we get to Las Vegas
Until we arrive in Las Vegas




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: RYAN MONTGOMERY, LUIS EDGARDO RESTO, MARSHALL MATHERS, UNKNOWN COMPOSER

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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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