Watch Dees
Eminem Lyrics


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Artist : Eminem
Song : Watch Deez (Feat. Thirstin Howl III)
Album : Heavy Beats Vol. One
Submitted by : Hodinem

[Thirstin Howl]
I hit harder than four men,
Landing both gloves to a low blow with no cup
Leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
Carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
Crack skulls ,through helmets,
with the penetration of a screw ,nailed in,
return like I was sending self addressed postage
Throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge
Before battles we pour blood and toast death to wicked infants
found on the sorceress ,doorsteps,
Slaughter lamb ,and boar's head
Every MC's cause of boredness and mind bondage
Bronchitis, lung failure
Language unfam-i-liar
Art through a flooded air brush
Road leave craft
Sentences joined with words holding hands
it's a tight squeeze
From where your head will be landing in exact time flight leaves.

Watch deez
Watch deez

Watch deez
Don't watch that, watch deez

[Eminem]
Who's arm is this?
I must have cut it off at the pharmacist
Who refused to renew my seventh presciption of Darvecets[Sorry]
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
And never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life
That's why I degrade my wife
Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich,and just ate the knife,
My mother's screaming 'please heal and take him straight to Christ'
Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
Made a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
bugs fallin' out of my head
I'm wishin' I was dead
While I'm fallin out of my bed
Found it red and my rash is returning
I feel the sensation of burning
Occurring usually during pain for release in my urine
Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
These pills keep screamin' :"please quit swoalloin' me"
The devil keeps screamin':"please get down on one knee"
Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me.

Watch deez
Watch deez





Watch deez
Don't watch that, watch deez!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Eminem's song Watch Dees, featuring Thirstin Howl III, are typically brimming with the rapper's hallmark intensity and irreverence. In the rap, the artists take turns spewing out their distinct verses set against a backdrop of hard-hitting beats. Thirstin Howl raps about his fighting skills, which he likens to hitting harder than four men and cracking skulls through helmets with the penetration of a screw. He is not shy to express his prowess and pride, which he does with bite and swagger. He also rhymes about pouring blood before battles, throwing bricks the size of Stonehenge and carrying a crowbar for egos that won't budge. His verse is a dizzying ride of metaphors and fierce delivery.


Eminem's verse is equally animated as he recounts his experiences with drugs, depression, and erratic behavior with his characteristic sharp tongue. He raps about losing his arm after cutting off his arm, degrading his wife, and eating a knife after making a sandwich on a paper plate. He also touches on his mother's pleas to take him to Christ, bomb threats with fake devices, and bobbing his head to shake lice off his head. There is a sense of madness pervading his lyrics, as he juxtaposes dark and disturbing imagery with wacky and absurd lines.


Overall, the song portrays the two artists as unapologetically raw and unfiltered, relishing in their unbridled creativity and spontaneity. The lyrics are not meant to be taken literally but as exaggerated expressions of emotions, thoughts, and experiences. The song is an expression of hip-hop culture's defiant attitude towards societal norms and expectations, encapsulating the spirit of rebellion and non-conformity.


Line by Line Meaning

I hit harder than four men,
I pack a punch that is equivalent to the strength of four men.


Landing both gloves to a low blow with no cup
I can hit an unprotected groin area with both fists.


Leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
I can leave you completely stunned and shocked, just like when the popular music group Arrested Development disbanded.


Carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
I keep a crowbar with me to destroy the egos of people who are stubborn and won't budge.


Crack skulls ,through helmets,
I have the strength to crack open a skull of someone who is wearing a helmet.


with the penetration of a screw ,nailed in,
I can penetrate through something as tough as steel, just like a screw that is nailed into a wall.


return like I was sending self addressed postage
I will come back and deliver a blow as if I was mailing myself with self-addressed postage.


Throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge
I can throw bricks that are as big as the ones used to build the Stonehenge monument in England.


Before battles we pour blood and toast death to wicked infants
Before a rap battle, we make a blood oath and raise a toast to celebrate the death of evil rappers.


found on the sorceress ,doorsteps,
We may find these wicked infants on the doorsteps of sorceresses.


Slaughter lamb ,and boar's head
We ritually sacrifice a lamb and a boar's head before engaging in battles.


Every MC's cause of boredness and mind bondage
Every rapper creates boredom and enslaves the minds of the listeners.


Bronchitis, lung failure
I suffer from bronchitis which can lead to complete lung failure.


Language unfam-i-liar
The language I use in my raps is often unfamiliar to many people.


Art through a flooded air brush
My art is created through a technique called flooded airbrushing.


Road leave craft
My method of expression is inspired by the places I've been and the roads I've traveled.


Sentences joined with words holding hands
My sentences are made up of words that are like partners holding hands.


it's a tight squeeze
My words are tightly packed together.


From where your head will be landing in exact time flight leaves.
I can knock someone out so hard that they will fall and hit the ground at the exact moment when a flight takes off.


Who's arm is this?
I am questioning the ownership of an arm that is in my possession.


I must have cut it off at the pharmacist
I must have cut off this arm while I was at the pharmacy.


Who refused to renew my seventh presciption of Darvecets[Sorry]
I am angry at the pharmacist who refused to renew my seventh prescription of Darvecets (a pain medication).


I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
I am portraying myself as an old man who lives upstairs and neglects his pets by not feeding them.


And never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I also never leave my house because I believe that my car is possessed and will harm me if I go outside.


I hate my life
I despise my own existence.


That's why I degrade my wife
I put down my wife because I am unhappy with my own life.


Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich,and just ate the knife,
I am so mentally unstable that I made a sandwich and accidentally ate the paper plate and knife along with it.


My mother's screaming 'please heal and take him straight to Christ'
My mother is desperately praying for my salvation and hoping that I will turn to Christ.


Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
I would slap someone to initiate conversation and break the ice when meeting them for the first time.


Made a bomb threat with a fake device
I made a threat to bomb someone or something, but it was only a fake device.


Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
I would forcefully strip someone naked, hit them with a gun, and make them take my advice.


And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
If you see me nodding my head to some bad music or lyrics, don't judge me.


I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
I was most likely trying to shake off lice when I was bobbing my head.


bugs fallin' out of my head
I have bugs falling out of my hair.


I'm wishin' I was dead
I wish that I were dead instead of having bugs coming out of my head.


While I'm fallin out of my bed
I am literally falling out of my bed while dealing with this uncomfortable and disturbing situation.


Found it red and my rash is returning
I found something that was red and it caused my rash to come back.


I feel the sensation of burning
I am experiencing a burning sensation from my rash.


Occurring usually during pain for release in my urine
I usually experience this burning sensation when I am in intense pain and need to urinate.


Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
I am so paranoid that I am even screaming at my own shadow to stop following me.


These pills keep screamin' :'please quit swoalloin' me'
I am hearing voices coming from my pills, begging me not to swallow them.


The devil keeps screamin':"please get down on one knee"
I believe that the devil is speaking to me and is telling me to kneel before him.


Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me.
I made sure to take my drugs before the police could find them on me.




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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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