What if i was white
Eminem Lyrics


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Yo I got an idea
Let me go grab sticky right quick

Hey yo stick, stick

Yo slim shady
Yo I just had like a nightmah
Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
It was like a good dreah
Well it wasn't a good (what was it?)
Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (what?)
Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (ohhh)

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - if - he - was - white?
What if he was white?
What if he was
White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

Yo, yo
What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang
I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
(can I get your autograph?)
The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me
I wouldn't need collateral to buy property
If I was white, wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
Security wouldn't follow me around the store
Like I'd steal something (maybe he might of stole something)
Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white I wouldn't of thought o.j. was innocent (he did it)

If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (yo think about that)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute)
What if he was white?
What if he was (what if he was white?)
White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
(what if he was white?)

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - if - he - was - white?
What if you were white? (what if he was white?)
What if he was
White, white, white, white, white (sticky what if you were white?)
White, white, white, white, white?

If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (umm?) what shade would I be?
Would I be redneck or skinhead, preppy or high class?
You probably live in a trailerpark and be white trash!
In any case that be the ill shit right? (yep)
But there's a good and bad side of being white
You can't say the n word without startin a fight (what's up my nigga?)
Couldn't dance to a beat, I'd have two left feet
Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto shit (how you doing?)
Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick (nah, it's true!)
If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock
And cover my ears when ever I heard hip hop (ah)

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (what if he was white?)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was
White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
(what if he was white?)

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (umm?)
What if he was white? (what if you were white?)
What if he was
White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
(what if he was white?)

Yo, yo, yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn't even think the same
I'd watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games (red wings man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
And there probably would of never even been an onyx, shit
I be serice sippin vodka and tonix
Smokin on a marlboro instead of a newport
Id live in long island instead of new york
If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
'cause everybody knows white man can't jump (nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
'cause all of the dreads would think I'm a cop

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - if - he - was - white? (yo you can't say that)
What if he was white
What if he was
White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

What if you were white?
What if he was white?
What - if - he - was - white?
What if he was white?
What if he was
White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
If he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
(what would you do if you were white?)
What - if - he - was - white?
(what if you were white?)
White, white, white, white, white, white,
(what if you were white!!!!)
White, white, white, white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
White, white, white, white, white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?





Yo, what if I was white? uh

Overall Meaning

The song "What If I Was White" by Eminem is a satire that explores the notion of race relations in America. Eminem imagines a world where he is a white man with all the inherent privileges and advantages that come with it. He examines the biases and prejudices that black people experience in American society and the unfair treatment that occurs due to their skin color. Eminem's dream highlights how overly-charged the issues of race and racism are in this country.


Eminem observes that if he were a white man, he would experience life differently. He imagines that if he were white, the police would not harass him, he could buy property without collateral, and he would not be followed around stores under suspicion of theft. He also observes that he probably would listen to hard rock music and cover his ears when hip hop was playing.


Eminem's imaginative and socially conscious lyrics in "What If I Was White" show how race influences the way that we live and interact with others. It is a critical reflection on how the complex issue of race has shaped the experiences, opportunities, and relationships within American society.


Line by Line Meaning

Yo I got an idea
Eminem introduces his idea of exploring the concept of him being white.


Let me go grab sticky right quick
He quickly seeks the attention of his friend, Sticky with whom he wants to share his thoughts.


Hey yo stick, stick
Eminem calls out to Sticky again, insisting on sharing his idea with him.


Yo slim shady
He addresses himself by his alias 'Slim Shady'.


Yo I just had like a nightmah
Eminem mistakes his dream for a nightmare as he struggles to comprehend its aftereffect.


Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
Eminem realizes that the dream had positive implications and was not a typical nightmare.


It was like a good dreah
He pronounces the word 'dream' in a slurred manner to indicate that it wasn't a bad dream, and that it had a positive impact on him.


Well it wasn't a good (what was it?)
Eminem's thought process is unclear around the impact of his dream, thereby asking Sticky about it.


Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (what?)
He reiterates the fact that he had an unusual dream and expresses his intentions to divulge the details of it to Sticky.


Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (ohhh)
Eminem discloses his dream of having been born white and the implications of it.


If he was white
A reaction to his dream of having been born white.


What if he was white?
A hypothetical question, referring to his identity if he was white.


What - if - he - was - white?
An extension of the hypothetical question, emphasizing the need to imagine a different version of himself.


What if he was
A continuation of the same hypothetical question of when he was white.


White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
Eminem reiterates the focus of his dream on the shift/change from being black to being white.


What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
Eminem expresses a belief that being white would allow him skin the same color as cocaine.


Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang
Further emphasis on the stereotypical features he associates with being white.


I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me
Eminem believes he would be given less attention by the police due to his white identity.


Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
At present, the police generally have a biased opinion about him, often disrupting his routine by unnecessarily questioning him.


(can I get your autograph?)
An exaggerated idea that being white would make him famous and well-known to the public.


The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me
Eminem theorizes that as a white man he would receive better treatment and be given special privileges.


I wouldn't need collateral to buy property
As a white man, Eminem believes he wouldn't have to face the challenges of racism or borrowing restrictions.


If I was white, wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
Eminem believes that being rich or poor would be irrelevant if he were white.


Security wouldn't follow me around the store
At present, Eminem is often considered suspicious in a store due to the color of his skin and is constantly followed by a security guard.


Like I'd steal something (maybe he might of stole something)
Eminem's assumption is that the security guard's suspicion towards him is due to his skin color, suggesting that it is an unreasonable stereotype.


Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job
Eminem expresses frustration at how he is stereotyped due to his skin color and how people often assume he is unemployed.


On my own land I feel like an immigrant
Eminem feels uncomfortable even on his own property because of the racial discrimination that he faces, which makes him feel like an outsider in his own home.


If I was white I wouldn't of thought o.j. was innocent (he did it)
Eminem suggests that he'd have a different perception of the famed O.J. Simpson Trial if he were white.


Yo think about that
Eminem asks us to consider how white people view the world.


White, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute)
Eminem reiterates the same idea of dreaming about being born white.


What if you were white?
Eminem poses this question to the listener, implying that despite the fact that he's Black, we constitute a minority that finds White identity aspirational.


White, white, white, white, white (sticky what if you were white?)
Em simply proposes to Sticky that they imagine what it's like to be white.


It would be a different world for me
Eminem reflects on how different his life would be if he were White.


what shade would I be?
He wonders what color skin he would have if he were White.


Would I be redneck or skinhead, preppy or high class?
Eminem questions the stereotypes that come from being White, wondering what his present would be.


You probably live in a trailerpark and be white trash!
Eminem spoofs the idea of living in a trailer park with the condescending, derogatory term 'white trash.'


In any case that be the ill shit right? (yep)
Eminem ironically suggests that he'd like to explore the difficult side of being White.


But there's a good and bad side of being white
Em implies that there may be positives as well as negatives to being White.


You can't say the n word without startin a fight (what's up my nigga?)
Eminem opines that one of the disadvantages of being White is that if they use that word that Black people use colloquially, they are starting a fight.


Couldn't dance to a beat, I'd have two left feet
Eminem suggests that the stereotype of 'White Men Can't Dance' would be true for him if he were White.


Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto shit (how you doing?)
Eminem implies that a white person would still be able to relate to the hardships Em portrays in his songs.


Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick (nah, it's true!)
Eminem pokes fun at the stereotype where white people are believed to have small genitalia, before backtracking and confirming it to be true.


If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock
Eminem emphasizes the genre of music that he believes is stereotypical to white people.


And cover my ears when ever I heard hip hop (ah)
Em suggests he will be averse to Hip Hop music, showing that he perceives Hip Hop music to be connected to Black people exclusively, which is arguably true.


I probably wouldn't even think the same
Eminem admits that being born White would have changed the way he thinks or perceives things in his current life.


I'd watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games (red wings man)
He provides additional stereotypical examples of what he thinks a white person would typically do while watching and betting on various sports.


Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
Eminem suggests that a part of his identity as white would mean adopting the frequent 9 to 5 work schedule.


I couldn't live around my way
Eminem implies that he wouldn't be able to/ wouldn't want to live around the same place he does now if he were White.


(what would you do if you were white?)
Eminem implies that people readily accept personalities up for change if it benefits them.


White, white, white, white, white, white,
Em continues to ask hypothetical questions about what it means to be White.


what if you were white!!!!)
Em ends the song with a direct question, regardless of the phrasing behind it, asking people if they would be different by simply crossing racial lines.


Yo, what if I was white? uh
Eminem ends the song by reverting to the main concept of the song which is exploring the thought of him being born White.




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Written by: DAMON ELLIOTT, KIRK JONES

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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

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