Welcome 2 Hell
Eminem & Royce da 59 Lyrics

Yeah, told you we'd be back
I warned you we would return

Welcome 2 Hell
Welcome to a place of chaos and destruction

There's a switch, I flip, emotions cut off
I have the ability to turn off my emotions

So cold I done froze my butt off
I am extremely cold, to the point where my rear end has frozen

And this ain't even the tip of the iceberg yet
The worst is yet to come

It's like squirting a squirt gun in the ocean, fuck off
My efforts are insignificant compared to the magnitude of the situation

Other words I didn't put a dent in the game compared
I haven't made a significant impact in the music industry

To the damage I've yet to do
There is more destruction I have yet to unleash

Long as you still have feelings to hurt
As long as you can be emotionally affected

I'll be around as long as you let me get to you
I will continue to torment you as long as you allow me

Long as I got two balls to palm
As long as I am still confident and powerful

I'll be the bomb, you're just a false alarm
I am explosive and impactful, while you are insignificant

Get scared little pissants
Fear me, you insignificant beings

And see if I don't come along and stomp your farm
I will destroy everything you hold dear

Thunder and lightning, rain, hail
A representation of my destructive power

Sleet with a tornado's the kind of brainstorm I get
My ideas are chaotic and destructive

So when the wind starts blowing, shit
When my power intensifies

Talking about going in? Going insane is more like it
I am not just going in, I am going crazy

Wizard of words when he spits hazardous with it
I have a skill for using dangerous and impactful words

Like a disastrous blizzard
My words are like a destructive snowstorm

So you better listen quick fast don't miss it
Pay attention and don't miss out on the destruction

Yeah, go ahead little prick bastard, diss it
Go on and insult me, you insignificant fool

But when you get hit with a sick ass explicit flow
When you are overwhelmed by my powerful and explicit lyrics

Don't ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it
Don't question the intensity of my passion

Just know, that all he knows is this
All I know is destruction

It's better to kick ass than kiss it
Being aggressive is more important than being submissive

Dick dastardly of audacity
I am audaciously bold and villainous

Mental capacity, unmatched
My mental abilities are unparalleled

It has to be stopped
My power needs to be halted

But it can't be
But it is impossible

But man I can't just keep
But I cannot continue

Doing them like that or no one will rap with me
If I continue destroying others, no one will work with me

Except one, you asked who is it?
Except for one person, I am in collaboration with Royce da 59

Guess who just came through the blast, you bitches
We have arrived to cause destruction

With the ratchet, the book of Matthew
Using weapons and referencing the religious book of Matthew

A book of matches, lighting them under white linen
Igniting fires under innocent people

You about to have to admit it, they pass you the mic
You will be forced to acknowledge our skill when we take over the microphone

Asked you to spit it, you got handed your own ass
You were given an opportunity but failed miserably

Your ass in your own hands, I'm sure they gon' laugh
People will mock your failure

When you're going to the bathroom with it
You are left embarrassed and humiliated

Now with what would you come against us
What do you have to offer in comparison to us

Better be something with a big foot pedigree
You better have a significant background

Easily these are the reasons
These are the clear reasons

That we need to be in your prayers
You should pray for our presence

Each region breeds some MCs that wanna be
Every area produces aspiring musicians

Which means they wanna breath our air
They want to imitate our style

With these ideas, anybody thinkin'
With our innovative ideas, anyone who believes

That the game don't need, the Bad and the Evil regime
That the music industry doesn't need the Bad and Evil duo

That's like saying that bad boy Piston team didn't need Isaiah
Claiming that a successful team didn't need its star player

Sip piss and bleed, this is a different breed of MCs
We are a unique and superior type of musicians

I swear, better be aware, there's too much at stake
There are serious consequences involved

And to find someone this raw on a beat is rare
It is uncommon to find someone as authentic and talented

You can kiss my ass and the shit stains on my underwear that I don't even wear
Don't bother insulting me, it means nothing

This gotta be no fair
This can't be considered fair

This like hittin' the lottery, oh yeah
This is like winning the jackpot

Who you know hotter there gotta be no pair
There is nobody else more talented

Shotty that I got a lobotomy, your hair
Referring to a shotgun and a brain operation, in relation to your ridiculous hairstyle

Classic, smack it, smother it, read it and weep it
Our music is of high quality and will amaze you

And perhaps you'll have no rebuttalin'
You won't have any arguments against us

In fact, you seein' me in this rap
You witnessing my talent in this genre of music

And it's like saying Tila Tequila can sing like Jasmin Sullivan
It is an absurd comparison, like saying an untalented person can match a talented singer

Back to bash her skull again
Returning to cause harm and destruction

Push a bitch out the Aspen until I get the fuck out of Dodge (Dodge Aspen)
Continuing the destruction until I leave

Shouldn't have to explain my metaphors
I shouldn't have to clarify my use of metaphors

You has-beens are duller than color books that ain’t colored in
You outdated musicians are uninteresting and lack creativity

Second and third, fourth wind, gotta another win
Continuing to win, even after multiple successes

Here they come again, none other than, Bad and Evil
We are returning once more, the duo known as Bad and Evil

Also known as Saddam and Osama Bin
A reference to infamous figures associated with chaos and evil

It's been a long time
It has been a while

But I bet neither one of us have felt sicker than we do right now
We have never felt more twisted and disturbed

And we only get iller with time
Our sickness and insanity only intensify over time

Me and Nickel fucking shit up on the dime so tellin' us to pipe down
We are causing destruction without any restraint, so don't try to silence us

It's like talking to a meth head
Trying to reason with us is like talking to a drug addict

Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection
Comparing ourselves to a dying Bruce Willis, infected and near death

Fighting it while he's watching internet porn
Struggling with his impending demise while indulging in inappropriate content

About to meet his death with an erection
Facing death with an inappropriate arousal

My God, what I mean is
To emphasize my point

David Carradine jacking his penis in front of his tripod
A reference to an infamous incident involving David Carradine

Choking his own neck, what part you don't get?
Engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation, what part is unclear?

I'm saying I die hard
I am likening myself to the Die Hard movie franchise

When you listen to my bars, nothin' but the F-I-R (E)
When you hear my lyrics, nothing but fire

Comin' out your iPod (we) come up in a place
Our music is so powerful it takes over your device and dominates the scene

Chicks heads start spinning like motherfuckin' white walls
People's heads start spinning in astonishment

Got your mother suckin' my balls
Your mother is performing oral sex on me

(While we) fuck each other (we) punch each other in the eyeballs
While we are engaging in sexual activity, we are also violently attacking each other

And I never say I'm sor (ry, the Five-Nine and the) Fire Marshall
I never apologize, and I am joined by Royce da 59 and the Fire Marshall

(We) spit with an intensity to shut shit down (in the industry
We use our lyrical intensity to disrupt the music industry

Two different entities, with a propensity
Two separate individuals with a natural inclination

To put these N-U-T-S up inside of your fucking mouth
To teabag you and assert our dominance

Welcome to the CD
Welcome to our album