Warning
Eminem feat Mariah Carey Lyrics

Only reason I dissed you in the first place Is 'cause you denied seeing me, now I'm pissed off
I only dissed you because you denied being with me, and that made me angry.

Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six-pack Kick back while I kick facts, yeah Dre, sick track Perfect way to get back Wanna hear something wick-wack I got the same exact tat that's on Nick's back I'm Obsessed now, oh gee Is that supposed to be me In the video with the goatee Wow Mariah, didn't expect you to go balls out Bitch shut the fuck up 'fore I put all them phone calls out You made to my house when you was Wild'n Out before Nick When you was on my dick and give you something to smile about How many times you fly to my house Still trying to count Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out You probably think cause it's been so long If I had something on you I woulda did it by now Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins I'm mixing our studio session down And sending it to mastering to make it loud Enough dirt on you to murder you This is what the fuck I do Mariah it ever occur to you That I still have pictures However you prefer to do And that goes for Nick too, faggot you think I'm scurred of you You're gonna ruin my career you better get one Like I'mma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt That made me put up with her psycho ass over six months And only spread her legs to let me hit once
I'm sitting back with a drink, listening to this sick beat, and calling out Mariah Carey for denying our past relationship. I have dirt on her and Nick Cannon that I can use to ruin their careers, and I'll do it if she doesn't shut up about me. Despite only sleeping with her once, she acted like a psycho during our six-month fling.

Yeah, what you gonna say I'm lucky Tell the public that I was so ugly That you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me Second base, what the fuck you tell Nick, Pumpkin The second week we were dry humping That's gotta count for something
You called me ugly and said you had to be drunk to sleep with me, but we still had sexual encounters. You even told Nick about our dry humping after just two weeks.

Listen, girly, surely you don't want me to talk About how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling And said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomach's curling Or maybe you do, but if I'm embarrassing me I'm embarrassing you And don't you dare say it isn't true As long as that song's gettin airplay I'm dissin' you I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued I was gonna stop at sixteen, that was thirty-two This is thirty-four bars, we ain't even third of the way through
I could embarrass you by talking about how I ejaculated prematurely and made you sick, but it'll also make me look bad. I'll keep dissing you in my songs and I'm close to going too far and getting sued, but I'll keep going until I feel satisfied.

Damn Slim, Mariah played you, Mariah who Oh did I say whore Nick, I meant a liar too Like I've been going off on you all this time For no reason Girl you out your alcoholic mind Check your wine cellar Look at the amounts of all the wine Like I fucking sit around and think about you all the time I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme But fuck it now I'm bout to draw the line And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find On an episode of Cribs, I blow below the ribs If I hear another word so don't go opening your jibs Cause every time you do it's like an overload of fibs I ain't sayin this shit again, ho you know what it is It's a warning shot, 'fore I blow up your whole spot Call my bluff and I'll release every fucking thing I got Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top When me and Luis were trying to stick two CD's in the same slot
You and Nick played me, but you're both liars. I've been insulting you for a while, but it's all in good fun. Don't test me, because I have dirt on you that you wouldn't want anyone to know. This is a warning shot, and if you continue to talk about me, I'll release everything I have on you including voicemails and other embarrassing evidence.

Slim Shady, artful dodger Slim Shady, artful dodger I love you, too Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo Now what you say It's nothing Yeah so what I'll do is refresh your memory when you said I want you Now should I keep going or should we call truce You think you're cute, right You bet your sweet ass I do I'm Mary Poppins, B And I'm Superman, ooh Mary P - Slim Shady Coming at you So if you'll still be my baby girl Then I'll still be your superhero Oh and Em Yeah, I'm right here You like this Nope, not anymore dear It cuts like a knife when I tell you get a life But I'm moving on with mine Nick, cause that's your wife Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone If she don't stick to the script then I'mma just keep going Damn
I'm Slim Shady, the artful dodger coming at you, Mariah. Even though I used to love you, I'm no longer interested and am moving on with my life. Nick is your husband, so tell him to keep you under control or I'll continue to diss you both.