Who's Your Boyfriend
Eric Lyrics

cye, somebody let the dog out
Excuse me, can someone please let the dog out?

Hey let the dog out
Hey, please let the dog out

I gotta do everything aarrrggghh
I have to do everything by myself and it's frustrating

Who's Your Daddy?
Who is the one in charge here?

I wash the cars and hang at sports bars
I take care of washing the cars and enjoy spending time at sports bars

I fix the house and catch the mouse
I repair things around the house and take care of catching pests

Heyyyy who the heck left the lights on
Hey, who left the lights on? Why do we keep wasting electricity?

This the last time that's gonna warn
This is the final warning. This won't happen again.

cnyone unless you wanna pay the light bill
Nobody should leave the lights on unless they're willing to pay the electricity bill

cnd close the fridge the house don't need a chill
And please close the refrigerator, there's no need to waste cool air

Who spilled juice now the floor's sticky
Whoever spilled juice, now the floor is sticky

Wifey said put down the seat she's so picky
My wife wants me to put down the toilet seat, she's quite particular

I need my grass cut where's my son
I need my lawn mowed, where is my son?

Playing call of duty on his XBox One
He is playing the video game Call of Duty on his Xbox One

I'm talking to my daughter while her face is in her phone
I'm having a conversation with my daughter, but she's distracted by her phone

I almost got a buzz cut from my son's drone
My son's drone almost caused me to have a close shave

I'm living the dream big house and picket fence
I have a big house with a picket fence, it's what I've always wanted

Sitting here thinking what the heck was I thinking?
I'm sitting here contemplating and questioning my past choices

I'm just joking but I really could use a drink
I'm just kidding, but I could really use a drink

My wife took my daughter clothes shopping at pink
My wife took my daughter shopping for clothes at a store called Pink

I tell my kids stuff and they forget
I give instructions to my kids, but they often forget them

But I helped make'em so I guess that's what I get.
But I played a role in creating them, so I suppose it's my own doing

What's up with your car I'll check it out
What's wrong with your car? I'll investigate and see if I can fix it

Your tires are bald I'll go replace'em at the mall
Your tires are worn out, I'll go buy new ones for you at the mall

I need a nap so I'll lay on the couch
I'm feeling tired, so I'll take a nap on the couch

You wake me up I'll be pissed ask my kids they can vouch
If you wake me up, I'll be very angry, you can ask my kids, they can confirm it

cnd who's turn is it to walk the dog
And whose turn is it to take the dog for a walk?

You begged for it so don't try to ignore it
You asked for this responsibility, so don't try to avoid it now

Who left the front door open?
Who forgot to close the front door?

I tell you every time but it won't stay in your mind
I remind you every time, but you never remember

I text my wife from the store
I send a text message to my wife while I'm at the store

cnd she responds when I'm at the front door
And she replies to my message when I'm already at the front door

My family got no chill
My family is always busy, there's no time to relax

Everybody's independent but they passing me the bill
Everyone in my family has their own responsibilities, but they still expect me to pay for everything

I got a garage full of tools
I have a garage that is filled with various tools

It's so organized it makes the other fathers drool
It is incredibly well organized, other fathers envy it

I love my family so I give'em more
I love my family so much that I'm always willing to give them more

cnd on fathers day, I get gifts from the dollar store
And on Father's Day, I receive gifts from the dollar store

If you were born
If you were born

cfter the year
After the year

1990
1990

Well
Well

You've probably heard this
You have most likely heard this before

Your generation is weak ya, a bunch of bum ya's
In my opinion, your generation lacks strength, you're a group of lazy individuals

Ya crying about losing your cell phone charger
You're complaining about losing your cell phone charger

When I was your age I was at war gettin shot at
When I was your age, I was involved in a war and constantly getting shot at

While you're crying about a burnt bagel
Meanwhile, you are upset over a burnt bagel

Give me a break ya
Please, give me a break

You want money from mommy and daddy
You want financial support from your parents

When I was your age I was working 2 jobs
When I was your age, I had to work two jobs

Ya bum ya's
You lazy individuals

Talking about you're traumatized and calling people toxic
You claim to be traumatized and refer to people as toxic

What's toxic is the pile of junk on your bedroom floor
What's truly toxic is the mess of junk on your bedroom floor

Need a hazmat suit to tell ya dinner's ready
I need a hazardous materials suit just to inform you that dinner is ready

We went too soft on your generation
We were too lenient with your generation

It's our fault
It is our responsibility

We should've made you join the army.
We should have forced you to join the army

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