Anyone For Tennis
Eric Clapton; Cream Lyrics


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Twice upon a time in the valley of tear
The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

And the ice creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer
While beggars stain the pavement with fluorescent Christmas cheer
And the Bentley driving guru is putting up his price.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope
With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes
And you can tell they're all the same underneath the pretty lies.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

The yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo
You can bring a bowl of rice and a glass of water too




And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't the be nice?

Overall Meaning

The Cream's song "Anyone for Tennis" is a satirical piece that includes several paradoxes and contrasts. The song starts off with the auctioneer bidding for a box of fading years while the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice. The imagery adds to the satire and makes the lyrics stand out even more. In the next stanza, the ice creams are melting on the streets of bloody beer while beggars stain the pavement with fluorescent Christmas cheer. These contradictory lines make a mockery of society's standards and values.


The Bentley driving guru is putting up his prices, and everyone is eager to get involved in tennis, as long as they don't have to contend with the grim reality of life. The prophets in the boutiques give messages of hope, but they are all the same underneath the pretty lies, and the jingle bells and fairy tales are nothing but blind colliding scopes. Finally, fate sets up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice, and still, the question is, "Anyone for Tennis, wouldn't that be nice?" The piece is a microcosm of life and is used to show that no matter how contradictory and challenging, it would be nice if we could all come together and focus on something as simple as tennis.


Line by Line Meaning

Twice upon a time in the valley of tear
In a place of immense sadness and sorrow, there were two distinct points in time where something significant happened.


The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
Someone is bidding on a container of memories and experiences that are gradually disappearing.


And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.
Powerful forces are triumphing over weak ones in a ruthless manner.


Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?
Wouldn't it be pleasant to engage in a game like tennis, which is typically not riddled with heartaches and sorrows?


And the ice creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer
Sweet and delightful things are swiftly vanishing in a place filled with gruesome and bloody things.


While beggars stain the pavement with fluorescent Christmas cheer
Even the impoverished and destitute have found ways to celebrate the season of joy, albeit unconventionally.


And the Bentley driving guru is putting up his price.
An expert in a specialized field is increasing his fees to capitalize on his knowledge and skills.


Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?
Amidst all the chaos and turmoil, it would be lovely to participate in a lighthearted game like tennis.


And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope
Self-proclaimed visionaries in high-end stores share optimistic and encouraging messages.


With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes
Their messages are filled with fanciful and improbable elements and are not backed by concrete evidence or sound reasoning.


And you can tell they're all the same underneath the pretty lies.
Despite their outward differences, these prophets are all identical in their insincerity and deceit.


Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?
In contrast to these false messages of hope, tennis offers a simple and honest diversion from the chaos.


The yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo
A colorful monk who follows the teachings of Buddha is present at the zoo and is drawing attention to himself.


You can bring a bowl of rice and a glass of water too
As an offering to the monk, you can bring a simple meal consisting of rice and water.


And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice.
An unknown force is preparing for the future while an unavoidable and capricious element is deciding the outcome of events.


Anyone for tennis, wouldn't the be nice?
In light of the unpredictability and potential sadness of life, wouldn't it be lovely to engage in a low-stakes activity like tennis?




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: ERIC PATRICK CLAPTON, MARTIN SHARPE

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@Oliviacaptain

Twice upon a time in the valley of tear
The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

And the ice creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer
While beggars stain the pavement with fluorescent Christmas cheer
And the Bentley driving guru is putting up his price.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope
With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes
And you can tell they're all the same underneath the pretty lies.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

The yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo
You can bring a bowl of rice and a glass of water too
And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?



All comments from YouTube:

@Lvdd

Cream is a hidden gem that must be found at least once in your life.

@aIbertinho

Wouldnt that be nice?

@ryanlawrence9010

CREAM is GOD.

@johnlagan2160

Found them years ago mate

@dt9r

hidden??

@bruzrkgro-malog2953

Greatest rock and roll band.

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@tommygunner8680

A very underated Cream song and Eric's voice is great in this tune.

@sicksideworldwide1599

I second the motion

@LohiHarHar

@@sicksideworldwide1599 Kyllä! Ja pojat oli täysin selevistä päitten,

@simonvaughan6017

For a novelty song, it has a certain charm, but it's nothing to write home about.

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