Oldie But Goodie
Esham Lyrics

Brand new Esham from the Eastside of the galaxy
This is a new song from Esham, who is from the Eastside of the galaxy.

I met this little girlie
Esham is talking about meeting a woman.

Her pussy hairs was curly
Esham is describing the physical attributes of the woman he met.

The way that bitch sucked off my dick
Esham is describing receiving oral sex.

I busted my nut early
Esham ejaculated quickly.

She asked me for some mo' dick
The woman requests more sex from Esham.

And started sucking mo' dick
The woman performs oral sex again.

I said relax you freaky bitch and sit yo' ass up on it
Esham tells the woman to calm down and have sex with him.

Her momma's in the kitchen
The woman's mother is in the kitchen.

Her daddy's watching the game
The woman's father is watching television.

I got this bitch all knocking shit off of the shelves
Esham and the woman are having sex and causing things to fall off shelves.

And screaming my name
The woman is making loud noises during sex.

Bitch you take this dick up
Esham tells the woman to have sex with him.

And pay me for that weed
Esham wants payment for the marijuana he shared with the woman.

You cant just smoke my shit up, get some dick, and tell me to leave
Esham is upset that the woman only wants his presence for drugs and sex.

Your little sister's watching
A younger sister is watching Esham and the woman have sex.

I think that bitch is hot
Esham is attracted to the younger sister.

I know she just a youngin' but I'm good for what she got
Esham is suggesting that he would be a good sexual partner for the younger sister.

She peeping through the keyhole
The younger sister is watching through a keyhole.

I think she wants some peehole
Esham is suggesting that the younger sister wants sexual contact.

I f**ked that bitch in the butt, in the backseat of yo' daddy's Geo
Esham had anal sex with the younger sister in the backseat of the father's car.

I stole yo momma's vicodin
Esham took the woman's mother's pain medication without permission.

She just had surgery
The woman's mother recently had surgery.

But, I was so quick in and out of that purse
Esham quickly took the pills and left the purse.

That bitch never heard of me
The woman's mother did not know Esham had taken her medication.

I would try f**king yo momma
Esham is suggesting he would have sex with the woman's mother.

But that bitch just so fat
Esham does not want to have sex with the woman's mother because of her weight.

I seen that bitch step on a one dollar bill and leave four quarters flat
The woman's mother is so heavy that her footsteps can flatten coins.

How many bitches need to know this name? (Boogieman)
The Boogieman is questioning how many women need to know Esham's name.

Check yo ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham)
Esham is saying that his fame is not a game and implies that it may have a supernatural element.

Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman)
The Boogieman is suggesting that in the Eastside, there are plenty of women and money to enjoy.

With this boogieman you'll be alright
The Boogieman suggests that things will work out okay if they are with him.

Bitch I want a piece of that cookie
Esham is saying that he wants to have sex with the woman.

And bitch I want it for free
Esham wants to have sex with the woman without paying for it.

Popular bitches get they little pussies popped
Esham is suggesting that popular women have sex frequently.

Like Brent Bocker f**king with me
Esham is recalling an experience where he had sex with someone's girlfriend.

I smack your silly ass up
Esham is saying that he would hit the woman if she does something he does not like.

You don't roll that f**king grass up
Esham is angry that the woman did not roll marijuana for him.

And after I'm done, I want the panties gone
Esham wants the woman to leave after they have sex.

Cause bitch I'm tearing that ass up
Esham is suggesting that he will be very aggressive during sex.

I'm mashing down Gratiot, gay bashing
Esham is saying that he is driving down Gratiot Avenue and attacking homosexuals.

Necks I'm slashing
Esham is suggesting that he is violently attacking people.

Haul assing
Esham is speeding away from the scene.

Heads I'm smashing and crashing
Esham is suggesting that he is causing destruction.

Cause deaths my passion
Esham is suggesting that he is interested in causing harm or violence.

Til I'm ashing
Esham will continue his violent tendencies until he dies.

Wicked shit never gets spun
Esham is suggesting that his music is not popular or played often because it is too intense.

That's why we get clever, get guns
Esham uses violent lyrics to be clever and attention-grabbing.

I pull a DJ out of his pj's
Esham is suggesting violence against a musician.

It was E & J with the Soopa Villains
This line references Esham's record label and artists.

And bitch wake me up with brains
Esham is suggesting that he wants oral sex when he wakes up.

And maybe I'll loosen your chains
Esham may reward the woman with sexual favors if she satisfies him sexually.

Cause bitch you know you will never change
Esham does not expect the woman to change her behavior.

You seen more dick than Hanes
The woman has had many sexual partners.

What are we gonna do with these hoes
The Boogieman is questioning what will be done with these women.

Smack me a bitch up I suppose
The Boogieman suggests that violence against women is an option.

Hurry up bitch, and jump out ya clothes
The Boogieman wants the woman to undress quickly.

You about to have dick coming out ya nose
The Boogieman wants to have sex with the woman and is implying rough sex.

I met this girl named J-Lo
Esham is talking about meeting a woman named J-Lo.

Jimmy-hat on my dick like a sombrero
Esham is wearing a condom during sex.

When I rawed her, she said "Te Quiero!"
The woman said "I love you" to Esham during sex.

Then I was out like human tornado
Esham left quickly after having sex with J-Lo.

You might see me in the streets of the Motown
Esham can be found in the streets of Detroit, Michigan.

Pushing crack to my hoes like Bobby Brown
Esham is selling drugs to women.

Oprah please come and slob me down
Esham is expressing sexual interest in Oprah Winfrey.

I'll be like Steadman(?), how you like me now?
Esham is asking how Oprah's partner would feel if she had sex with Esham.

I got big dick for you hoes to lick
Esham has a large penis and wants women to perform oral sex on him.

I don't trick bitch but take ya bank and split
Esham does not pay for sex but will take the woman's money and leave.

Beyoncè, that's why I'm f**king Kelly
Esham is referencing a track by R. Kelly called "Feelin' on Yo Booty" and implies that because R. Kelly wrote it about Beyoncé, Esham will have sex with someone else named Kelly.

In the backseat of a Chevy, after Nelly
Esham had sex with someone named Kelly in a car after listening to music by Nelly.

Michelle pussy just too smelly
Esham did not want to have sex with a woman named Michelle because of an unpleasant odor.

So we threw her outta the telly
Esham and others kicked Michelle out of their hotel room.

Oh really?
Esham is questioning the actions of others.

Don't be acting silly
Esham is telling the woman to stop acting ridiculous.

Hoes buttnaked, ya'll know the drilly
Women are often naked and sexual with people like Esham.