Profile: Famous gabber-act from Holland. Different producers have contributed to this project, although the performances were always done by Rob Christensen (Masters of Ceremony) and Fabian Kruizinga.
Alles Naar De Klote
Euromasters Lyrics
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Ik weet allebij niej waar da ligt, of da da bestaat
Hue, perd
Daar heb je Dimitri
Eens eve vrage
He! Dimitri!
-Joah?!
Ik heb nu ook een houseplaatje gemaakt
Dan moeje 's eve luistere Dimitri!
-ALLES NAAR DE KLOTE!
Dan moeje 's eve luistere Dimitri!
-ALLES NAAR DE KLOTE!
Hm? alle koeien van de stal!
He! Dimitri!
Wij doen niet mee aan de
Moduh! (?X)
He Dimitri, wa denkje zou Robin het draaie?
The lyrics of Euromasters' song "Alles Naar De Klote" are difficult to interpret due to their ungrammatical language and slang. However, the song seems to depict a group of people who are unsure of the locations of Rotterdam and Amsterdam. They mention someone named Dimitri, who has apparently made a house music track that they want him to listen to. The lyrics repeatedly shout the title of the song, "Alles Naar De Klote," which roughly translates to "everything going to hell." In the end, they ask Dimitri about whether Robin will play the track.
The song seems to be a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the house music scene of the 1990s, particularly in the Netherlands. The lyrics are filled with slang and references that are difficult for non-Dutch speakers to understand fully. However, the repetitive use of the phrase "Alles Naar De Klote" suggests a sense of rebellion or nihilism. The lyrics seem to suggest that even if the world is falling apart, they will still enjoy their music and participate in the dance culture.
Line by Line Meaning
Rotterdam, Amsterdam
I don't know where those two cities are and if they are real
Ik weet allebij niej waar da ligt, of da da bestaat
I am not sure about the existence or location of those cities
Hue, perd
An expression of enthusiasm
Daar heb je Dimitri
There comes Dimitri
Eens eve vrage
Excuse me for a moment, please
He! Dimitri!
Hey Dimitri!
-Joah?!
Yes, what's up?
Ik heb nu ook een houseplaatje gemaakt
I have now created a house music track
Je vin'em vas goe, en je wil 'em vas remixe
You think it's good and you want to remix it
Dan moeje 's eve luistere Dimitri!
Then you must listen to it, Dimitri!
-ALLES NAAR DE KLOTE!
Everything's going to hell!
Dan moeje 's eve luistere Dimitri!
Then you must listen to it, Dimitri!
-ALLES NAAR DE KLOTE!
Everything's going to hell!
Hm? alle koeien van de stal!
What? All the cows from the stable!
He! Dimitri!
Hey Dimitri!
Wij doen niet mee aan de Moduh! (?X)
We do not participate in the trend
He Dimitri, wa denkje zou Robin het draaie?
Dimitri, what do you think Robin would play?
Contributed by Colin F. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@DeviantOllam
wow, memory lane. this song (well, a slightly different version of it) was on a cassette tape ("Techno 3: Hardcore" was the name, some bootleg thing passed around in the 90s) and i always wanted to know the name or the artist or... most of all... if anyone could translate the Dutch conversation between what seems like a guy and a donkey!
(EDIT... and now some googling gives me the answer. damn, the internet is marvelous)
Rotterdam? Amsterdam? I don't know where both are, or if they exist. Huuuuu [to spur on a horse] horse... There's Dimitri... Let's ask...
Hey Dimitri!
Yessss! [said in a rather stupid way as they were dissing Dimitri Kneppers ]
I also made a house-record. You definately like it and you definately want to remix it. No have a listen Dimitri!
ALLES NAAR DE KLOOOOOOOTE!!!!! (which seems to translate as "Everything To the Fuck" ?)
@DJTechno94
I bow for this masterpiece
@suberkarschten
If your kids ever ask you if it's true that in the 90s people popped pills before going to the clubs, play them this song....
@come_gatos_
they still do
@DavideTela
Classic 🔥.
@DeviantOllam
wow, memory lane. this song (well, a slightly different version of it) was on a cassette tape ("Techno 3: Hardcore" was the name, some bootleg thing passed around in the 90s) and i always wanted to know the name or the artist or... most of all... if anyone could translate the Dutch conversation between what seems like a guy and a donkey!
(EDIT... and now some googling gives me the answer. damn, the internet is marvelous)
Rotterdam? Amsterdam? I don't know where both are, or if they exist. Huuuuu [to spur on a horse] horse... There's Dimitri... Let's ask...
Hey Dimitri!
Yessss! [said in a rather stupid way as they were dissing Dimitri Kneppers ]
I also made a house-record. You definately like it and you definately want to remix it. No have a listen Dimitri!
ALLES NAAR DE KLOOOOOOOTE!!!!! (which seems to translate as "Everything To the Fuck" ?)
@aeonmort
"Alles naar de klote" does not have literal translation to English. Your "kloten" are a mans balls. So literally its says "everything to your balls".
The meaning could be translated to "everything fucked up" Or "fuck everything up." It could be used for things: My car was on fire and is now "naar de klote". But also to yourself. "After drinking a gallon of alcohol and staying awake for 33 hours I was completely "Naar de klote".
@richardslotboom9250
@aeonmort or demolished could be the right word
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@urosb82
Best version so far, anyone knows full tittle?