Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Everclear Lyrics

You know I used to be a bad girl,
Before I was a responsible parent, I used to take part in risky and questionable behavior.

I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom.
I had sexual intercourse in the bathroom at my high school prom.

Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club,
I was once employed as an exotic dancer at a nearby strip club.

But now I know my right wing from my wrong.
As I have grown older, I have gained a greater understanding of my political affiliations and beliefs.

Yeah-yeah, I really used to be a bad girl,
I want to emphasize that I was not always the responsible parent I am now.

I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom.
I participated in a sexual act that involved myself, my sibling, and her significant other.

I know I used to be a real wild child,
I acknowledge that my past behavior would be considered reckless or uncontrollable.

But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.
However, I have matured and become a responsible parent who drives a family-friendly car.

Nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom, nana-nana nana-nana.
This is a repeating refrain that emphasizes my transformation from a wild child to a responsible parent.

I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong.
I was once caught by authorities for having a drug paraphernalia in the shape of a wizard.

I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do,
I found excitement in engaging in behavior that was deemed inappropriate by society.

But now I'm different, now I sing a new song.
However, I have changed and now have a different perspective on life and behavior.

I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom.
At the aforementioned prom, I was involved in group sexual activity in the bathroom.

Whoa, whoa, where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
This is a rhetorical question that questions where adult film actors go when their careers end or the cameras stop rolling.

I wonder where all the porn stars go,
This line continues the previous thought, expressing curiosity about the lives of adult film actors beyond their work.

Cause when you need one, they are never around.
Despite their high visibility, adult film actors are not always accessible when desired or needed.

I think they moved out to the suburbs,
I believe that adult film actors transition to more traditional lifestyles in quieter and more family-friendly environments.

And now they're blond, bland, middle-class Republican wives.
These actors now look and behave differently, embodying the conservative, suburban lifestyle.

They've got blond, bland, middle-class Republican children,
These adult film actors have produced offspring who share the same conservative-leaning values.

And blond, bland, middle-class Republican lives.
Their lifestyles are further characterized as wholesome, conservative, and family-oriented.

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
The refrain from earlier in the song is repeated to further emphasize the transformation that has taken place.

I think I know where all the porn stars go?
This line suggests that the preceding conjecture is not a hypothetical question but rather a rhetorical one whose answer is provided in the next line.

They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms.
These adult film actors transform into responsible parents who drive safe and reliable family vehicles.