The Rooster
Fair Isle Folk Lyrics
Amorphis
Miscellaneous
Folk of the North
(instrumental)
Miscellaneous
Folk of the North
(instrumental)
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@hw23316
we had a chicken, no eggs would she lay
we had a chicken, no eggs would she lay
and the wife said, "Honey, we're losing money"
because that chicken, no eggs would she lay
Than came that rooster, into our yard,
and caught that chicken, right off of her guard
she's layin' eggs now, like she never used to
ever since that rooster, came into our yard
we had a moo cow, no milk would she give
we had a chicken, no milk would she give
and the wife said, "Honey, we're losing money"
because that moocow, no milk would she give
Than came that rooster, into our yard,
and caught that moo cow, right off of her guard
she's givin' egg nog, like she never used to
ever since that rooster, came into our yard
we had an elephant, no tusks would she grow
we had an elephant, no tusks would she grow
and the wife said, "Honey, we're losing money"
because that elephant, no tusks would she grow
Than came that rooster, into our yard,
and caught that elephant, right off of her guard
she's layin' eggs now, out of solid ivory
ever since that rooster, came into our yard
we had a rooster, he was awfully gay
we had an rooster, he's 'funny that way'
and the wife said, "Honey, we're losing money"
because that rooster, he's funny that way
Than came a chicken, into our yard,
and caught that rooster, right off of his guard
he's layin' hens now, like he never used to
ever since that chicken, came into our yard
@Bibibosh
I lol everytime.
This song is pure genius.
Very high IQ !!
@evetteandgarrymoll6353
Very different lyrics crossing several genre, I am rural Australia and roosters have a very important role. 2:40 2:41
@zachblack7938
Hood classic
@Itz.Gaby.
Awww yeah
@hillaryfleming6962
My wife asked me when can we get a Rooster? I replied what do we want a Rooster for?
She replied, 'I don't know'. Sometimes I don't understand my wife. Maybe she needs help!!
@Foxglove_fairy
Get her the rooster! No harm in it
@bbakes779
I think the song gives you plenty reason to buy a rooster
@Schlaubischlumpf66
This Song is soo funny
@georgeoshea8444
😅 A good one.
@Bibibosh
This is funny song about chickens