I've Got A Dark Alley And A Ba
Fall Out Boy Lyrics


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Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of "best friends"
We're the kids who feel like dead ends
And I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses

I took a shot and didn't even come close
At trust and love and hope
And the poets are just kids who didn't make it
And never had it at all

And the record won't stop skipping
And the lies just won't stop slipping
And besides my reputation's on the line
We can fake it for the airwaves
Force our smiles, baby, half dead
From comparing myself to everyone else around me

Please put the doctor on the phone 'cause I'm not making any sense
Blame everyone but me for this mess
And my back has been breaking from this heavy heart
We never seemed so far
I'm hopelessly hopeful, you're just hopeless enough
But we never had it at all

And the record won't stop skipping
And the lies just won't stop slipping
And besides my reputation's on the line
We can fake it for the airwaves
Force our smiles, baby, half dead
From comparing myself to everyone else around me
To everyone else around me




Everyone else around me
Everyone else around me

Overall Meaning

"I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth" is a melancholic song that discusses the feelings of inadequacy that many young adults experience when they compare themselves to others. The song opens with the image of a joke that is so terrible it could be considered awful, just like kisses on the necks of "best friends" - a reference to some of the emotional confusion and pressure that young people can face in their relationships. The singer then admits that they feel like a "dead end," a sentiment that is reinforced when they talk about taking a shot at love and trust, which failed miserably.


The chorus of the song is about a record that won't stop skipping and lies that won't stop slipping. The singer's reputation is on the line, and they feel that they have to "fake it for the airwaves" to keep up with everyone else around them. This is a theme that many people can relate to - the feeling that they have to put on a brave face and pretend that everything is fine, even when they are struggling on the inside.


The middle section of the song is a cry for help. The singer asks for the doctor to be put on the phone because they feel like they are not making any sense. They then blame everyone but themselves for their problems, showing that they are not yet ready to take responsibility for their actions. The final lines repeat the idea that the singer and their peers never had anything, reinforcing the idea of youthful disenfranchisement.


Line by Line Meaning

Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of "best friends"
Make me laugh with something really twisted, like betraying a best friend through seduction.


We're the kids who feel like dead ends
We're the young and lost, already out of options.


And I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses
I want to be recognized for my successes, not just my failures.


I took a shot and didn't even come close
I tried my best and failed miserably.


At trust and love and hope
In my attempt to succeed, I lost faith in trust, love, and hope.


And the poets are just kids who didn't make it
The writers who create art are often just young people who are struggling to succeed in life.


And never had it at all
We never had the chance to succeed in the first place.


And the record won't stop skipping
My circumstances keep repeating and I can't escape them.


And the lies just won't stop slipping
The deceptions in my life continue to slip out despite my attempts to conceal them.


And besides my reputation's on the line
In addition to everything else, my public image could be destroyed by any mistake.


We can fake it for the airwaves
We can pretend to be happy for radio and TV appearances.


Force our smiles, baby, half dead
We have to grin through the pain, even though it's killing us inside.


From comparing myself to everyone else around me
Constantly measuring myself against others is a source of my distress.


Please put the doctor on the phone 'cause I'm not making any sense
I'm so lost that I need medical help to understand my feelings.


Blame everyone but me for this mess
I refuse to take responsibility for the chaos in my life.


And my back has been breaking from this heavy heart
I'm carrying a lot of emotional weight, causing me physical pain.


We never seemed so far
The possibility of success seems further away than ever.


I'm hopelessly hopeful, you're just hopeless enough
I'm still holding onto a sliver of hope, while you've given up entirely.


But we never had it at all
Despite our small hopes, we never had a real chance to succeed.


To everyone else around me
To all the people who seem to have it together while I'm still struggling.


Everyone else around me
All the people I compare myself to, who seem to have everything figured out.


Everyone else around me
The constant reminder of my own shortcomings compared to those around me.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Andrew John Hurley, Joseph Mark Trohman, Patrick Martin Stump, Peter Lewis Wentz

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@KellieBeam

All I can imagine Patrick doing after filming these scenes is apologizing a lot.

@sibora4069

Ikr

@TaylahPlays

The people they done that stuff to probably got paid. If not IKR!

@KellieBeam

even if they were paid, I can still see him apologizing.

@f0xyLuv

Kellie Beam You know this stuff ain't taken seriously, right? xD They all know each other and worked together - they got paid and met rock stars. Why would he apologize afterwards when it was all made up from the beginning? :D

@KellieBeam

because he is such a sweet guy, he never does anything like this. 

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@gothgf5754

I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING CAT WITH THE SPAGHETTI

@taanadown2569

it Soooo annoying ....whyyyyy😭😭

@littlepanzo4425

it more fucking funny than annoying lol

@nellymarcelle

He's just creepy.

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